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JoeTheRipper
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I drank a whole bottle to myself last night and passed out and woke up to a girl sucking my dick and threw up. Who else likes jack alot I do!
'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33
Jan 30 2005 1:44PM
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JoeTheRipper
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 14
Or a better question what is your favorite drink?

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33
Jan 30 2005 1:57PM
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gravity13
Posts: 538 - Karma: 11
whole bottle, yea ok





'false alarm , just came back in and i heard bishop orgasm' - devine
Jan 30 2005 2:18PM
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katesd
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did you throw up on the girl?





-katie
Jan 30 2005 2:23PM
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dez22
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jim daniels is awsome
Jan 30 2005 2:23PM
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SKItheBURG
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 10
how did you wake up to that? don't you kind of need to be awake for that?
Jan 30 2005 3:10PM
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lipen69
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perhaps you arnt familiar with the effects of alcohol^
(tom)
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Life is tough. Its tougher when you're stupid

my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
Jan 30 2005 3:14PM
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SKItheBURG
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 10
oh believe me, i am, but i don't get how you can be passed out and get head.
Jan 30 2005 4:08PM
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Sinister
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First off, a whole bottle of JD for urself? It's normal you passed out, and it's also normal that u threw up, but hey, the one sucking ur dick... was that a bitch you paid or just some random fat and greasy girl that happened to be horny?
I mean, c'mon, that must be fantasy. If she was hot, tho, I congratulate you. But i highly doubt it. maybe she was a nynphoman(sp?). After u threw, how did u feel?
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I like to let myself getting carried away,
if that's a problem, I'll try another way
to get in this awfully full parkingway
I can't see the end of the street
Give me a joint, and I might be
here or there, right or left wing
I don't care, just give it to me.
L.A. Alexander 1689-1744
Jan 30 2005 4:16PM
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asac
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wow that story was bullshit.





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Jan 30 2005 4:56PM
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Trash
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I give you much respect.
Jan 30 2005 5:13PM
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Trash
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Is that what you wanted? Props from some morons on the internet? Savor this moment.
Jan 30 2005 5:14PM
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JoeTheRipper
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 14
Before you say my story was bullshit first off the bottle was only 30 cl's that really isn't that much secondly it was my girlfriend and she said she was just really horny and just did it and thirdly yes I did puke on her. So fuck off before you say some story is bull shit and thank you I will savor this moment forever. It forever will have a place in my heart.
'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33
Jan 30 2005 5:19PM
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mcheffernenton
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haha sweet shit





SteezePleezE Productions

concept headwear all the way


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Jan 30 2005 5:21PM
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g-dawg
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yo yo yo guy, whutup? i beleive you dawg
peace

whutup?

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criminal life, for real

werd to ma boiz
Jan 30 2005 5:23PM
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katesd
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what did your girlfriend do when you puked on her?





-katie
Jan 30 2005 5:48PM
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DRISKEY
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jacky D is my homeboy
Jan 30 2005 6:00PM
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danbrown
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jack daniels tastes like absolute cat piss. no i haven't tasted cat piss, but i imagine it tastes pretty damn bad


-Dan
Jan 30 2005 6:30PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
I bet she didnt let up, the puke probaly made her more horny.
Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'
'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'My penis is like a hockey stick, its always got game if you know how to handle it'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
Jan 30 2005 6:51PM
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ArMada_420
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what did she do when u puked on her?
live to win
Jan 30 2005 7:00PM
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bigJ
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a fifth of whiskey isn't much for one night



Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
Jan 30 2005 7:17PM
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dylhole
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you can drink a whole bottle. your awesome!
^and all that was sarcasm
Jan 30 2005 7:19PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Seriously though I didnt drink beer in highschool all I drank was whiskey more or less and I could kill a 1/5th in a night and still be coherant, and I weighed like 140 pounds back then


We pay our debt sometimes.
Jan 30 2005 7:22PM
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Stryken
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Then say that the first time. It is not the same thing saying 'woke up to some chick sucking my dick' as it is to say 'woke up to my girlfriend sucking my dick.'

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
Jan 30 2005 7:29PM
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katesd
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^that's what i was thinking. you euphamized the story quite a lot





-katie
Jan 30 2005 8:21PM
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rebel
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sounds like you got yourself a classy girl

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Jan 30 2005 8:38PM
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SohCahToa
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do you live in trailer?
Jan 30 2005 10:19PM
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davidh
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is girlfriend a code word for sister?
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Jan 30 2005 10:28PM
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3rdgearpinned
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JD is overpriced, buy ezra or evan williams..the bottle looks the same as JD but moe flava and less price!!

captain and coke is my drink personally, i go threw a fifth of that in no time. drank it two times last week and drank a full fifth both nights..whoodee-doo!
Jan 30 2005 11:07PM
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weazelzb
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haha rebel...



Some folks look for answers, others look for fights
Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites


Goes to show, you don't ever know
Watch each card you play and play it slow
Jan 31 2005 10:06AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
is a fith a mickey? I dont get all this new temonology...
Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'
'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'My penis is like a hockey stick, its always got game if you know how to handle it'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
Jan 31 2005 10:56AM
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skiicanda1
Posts: 225 - Karma: 10
yah jack is the shit! singel barrel jack danniels is were its at...47% instead of the normal 40
Jan 31 2005 2:01PM
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flexmacman
Posts: 622 - Karma: 30
Same thing happened to me a couple of years ago except there was no puking and I had just met the chick(at a KISS concert).....So I took her out the next night too and woke up the following morning to her sucking my dick AGAIN.........after that,.......she was known as
THE BLOWJOB QUEEN .......100% truth
Jan 31 2005 2:13PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
wow you need some better stories

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Jan 31 2005 4:09PM
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hucker22
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that is a sweet story, wow i need head so bad
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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
Jan 31 2005 4:59PM
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sunvalleyskibum
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i like jim beam more



SHOPLIFTING--My Anti-Drug
Jan 31 2005 5:07PM
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Stryken
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Oh, another thing, nobody cares. Haha.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
Jan 31 2005 8:56PM
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sunvalleyskibum
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hey man dont be an asshole ^



SHOPLIFTING--My Anti-Drug
Feb 3 2005 8:17PM
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*Christie*
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Ever heard of Whiskey Dick? I really doubt this story.



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Feb 3 2005 8:20PM
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