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If famous skiers had superpowers...

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NewEscuelers
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Damn right I made another one of these threads

Alex Schlopy: Time Travel (but only the future)

Steve Stepp: The ability to disguise himself as other people

Tanner Hall: Ankles of steel
Apr 14 2016 3:33PM
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FettySwap
Posts: 192 - Karma: 581
Gus kenworthy: ability to attract any dog ever
Apr 14 2016 3:52PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
Tom walisch- ability to transform into any shape as long as that shape is a pretzel
Apr 14 2016 3:54PM
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aiden516
Posts: 146 - Karma: 859
Candide Thovex- Invisibility

Hood Crew- Talking to animals

Crazy Karl- ability to climb walls
Apr 14 2016 3:54PM
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Newschoolers55
Posts: 851 - Karma: 4,792
Adam Delorme: flying
Apr 14 2016 4:08PM
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KaneDog
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 2,190
Jake Carney: Ability to switch 7 to your bitch's crib
Apr 14 2016 4:13PM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,602
NewEscuelersTanner Hall: Ankles of steel


You spelled glass wrong
Apr 14 2016 4:16PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
SIMPLE- the ability to over edit the shit out of everything
Apr 14 2016 4:23PM
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C_dub
Posts: 371 - Karma: 2,306
Andy parry: wizard powers
Apr 14 2016 5:17PM
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mals
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Simon Dumont: The ability to fly but not good at it.
Apr 14 2016 5:41PM
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Zimmy
Posts: 1258 - Karma: -1,327
Any x-games halfpipe winner - the ability materialize condoms (or is it dildos?) out of thin air at will.
Apr 14 2016 5:48PM
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Jon_Taffer
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nick goepper- ROCKet launcher arms
Apr 14 2016 5:58PM
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Readmybio3948203
Posts: 27 - Karma: 199
David Wise can fly
Apr 14 2016 6:41PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
No, fucking stop these threads. First one was funny, second was alright. This is one aids. FUCKING STOP
Apr 14 2016 6:43PM
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NewEscuelers
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 10,958
Abu-BaghdadiNo, fucking stop these threads. FUCKING STOP


Make me
Apr 14 2016 6:56PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
NewEscuelersMake me


I'll use my secret mod powers to ban you
Apr 14 2016 7:00PM
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NewEscuelers
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 10,958
Dennis_ReynoldsI'll use my secret mod powers to ban you


Apr 14 2016 7:56PM
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Slush
Posts: 1905 - Karma: 12,901
OP: the ability to make an infinite amount of threads
Apr 14 2016 8:38PM
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bait
Posts: 1226 - Karma: 3,579
Dennis_Reynolds-The ability to win NS member of the month while trolling harder than Steve Stepp
Apr 14 2016 9:06PM
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ascent_studios
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Dennis_Reynolds : the ability to cork 7
Apr 14 2016 10:13PM
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whiteboi
Posts: 477 - Karma: 1,228
Gus Kenworthy: the ability to photoshop
Apr 14 2016 11:46PM
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Mingg
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SlushOP: the ability to make an infinite amount of threads


No way, that was Shin-bang.
Apr 15 2016 12:17AM
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.CJ.
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Ebola - Let everyone in the world know he broke his neck over rotating a front flip
Apr 15 2016 2:44AM
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Ian_Fitz
Posts: 826 - Karma: 6,509
Who knew I was a famous skier.....but/
Candid thorvex -ability to fly
Gus Keneorthy-power to photoshop ski pictures.
Andy perry- can slide on any surface on one foot. Likes to kill hippies.
Dennis Renalds- Power to drive people crazy.
MrNoche- Power to be super good at commenting "hey didn't you break ur back"
Ming- power to get drunk and punch someone
Apr 15 2016 3:14AM
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c0ntentcreat0r
Posts: 347 - Karma: 890
The Hood Crew: Ability to make alcohol disappear
Apr 15 2016 7:45AM
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TheSmokinL
Posts: 496 - Karma: 1,613
any NSer ever - flawless multiple flabongos and still good at skiing
Apr 15 2016 9:06AM
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zakattack66
Posts: 185 - Karma: 577
EbolaWho knew I was a famous skier.....but/
Candid thorvex -ability to fly
Gus Keneorthy-power to photoshop ski pictures.
Andy perry- can slide on any surface on one foot. Likes to kill hippies.
Dennis Renalds- Power to drive people crazy.
MrNoche- Power to be super good at commenting "hey didn't you break ur back"
Ming- power to get drunk and punch someone


Aren't you the kid who broke your back like an idiot?
Apr 15 2016 12:38PM
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murphyboiiii
Posts: 712 - Karma: 1,550
EbolaWho knew I was a famous skier.....but/
Candid thorvex -ability to fly
Gus Keneorthy-power to photoshop ski pictures.
Andy perry- can slide on any surface on one foot. Likes to kill hippies.
Dennis Renalds- Power to drive people crazy.
MrNoche- Power to be super good at commenting "hey didn't you break ur back"
Ming- power to get drunk and punch someone


Ebola - the one with the power to misspell almost everyones name *Candide *Parry *Reynolds *Mingg
Apr 15 2016 2:16PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
EbolaMing- power to get drunk and punch someone


I'm the biggest pussy on this site no way could I ever punch someone ever hahahaha
Apr 15 2016 3:14PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
EbolaWho knew I was a famous skier.....but/
Candid thorvex -ability to fly
Gus Keneorthy-power to photoshop ski pictures.
Andy perry- can slide on any surface on one foot. Likes to kill hippies.
Dennis Renalds- Power to drive people crazy.
MrNoche- Power to be super good at commenting "hey didn't you break ur back"
Ming- power to get drunk and punch someone


ebola- the ability to say pretty much what everyone already said in one post
Apr 15 2016 4:03PM
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skeetskeet9000
Posts: 181 - Karma: 365
Alex hall is a bird
Apr 15 2016 9:23PM
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SteadySpaghetti
Posts: 151 - Karma: 749
Evan McEcheran-Dash from the incredibles

Vinny Ca$h- The elastic man

Bobby Brown- the superhero that got second place in every superhero competition but everyone loves and respects him anyway

Candide- Frozone because he can create his own path to ski on even if there is no snow
Apr 15 2016 9:43PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
SteadySpaghettiEvan McEcheran-Dash from the incredibles

Haha so true
Apr 16 2016 12:07AM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,515
zakattack66Aren't you the kid who broke your back like an idiot?

Arent you the kid who just copied what mcNoche says in a lame attempt to get upvotes
Apr 16 2016 9:07AM
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bait
Posts: 1226 - Karma: 3,579
Pink names- Infinite powers
Apr 16 2016 10:26AM
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,178
MinggI have the biggest pussy on this site no way could I ever punch someone ever hahahaha


weird...
Apr 16 2016 11:04AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
.lenconweird...


HA! So Funny!!

Lencon: the power to be hilarious
Apr 16 2016 11:05AM
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BushDid9-11
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Katrina - The power to make every NS'r watch 4 minutes of average skiing
Apr 17 2016 12:09AM
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