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If ski brands didn't make skis

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CarsonDaSkier
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Taking a little inspiration from some of the really popular threads lately, I ask, what would ski brands sell if they weren't selling skis?
Apr 11 2016 7:41AM
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270on420out
Posts: 7493 - Karma: 50,773
Ninthward arms manufacturing co.
Apr 11 2016 7:48AM
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S.J.W
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Virtika- That record label that only signs white rap artists.

Atomic, salomon, K2- Big transnational corporations like apple, microsoft

Full Tilt- Patents old designs and makes a fuckload of money
Apr 11 2016 8:13AM
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mostlyyogurt
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Line - fancy but laid back sock company
Volkl - sports car interior manufacturer
ON3P - Alaskan crab fisherman
Apr 11 2016 8:45AM
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oxiclean
Posts: 615 - Karma: 680
Icelantic- spitboards

Armada- weed
Apr 11 2016 9:27AM
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patagonialuke
Posts: 1624 - Karma: 8,663
DPS- actual spoons
Apr 11 2016 10:45AM
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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,328
J Skis:
Apr 11 2016 12:08PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,515
SconnieJ Skis:


Too true, but I like mine anyway.
Apr 11 2016 12:35PM
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*geezer*
Posts: 645 - Karma: 301
yoke - pickled goods

Apr 11 2016 12:49PM
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elcornholio
Posts: 797 - Karma: 1,557
Char poles: best sticker company around.
Apr 11 2016 1:29PM
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Mullet_man
Posts: 113 - Karma: 242
Head: tennis rackets
Apr 11 2016 1:31PM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,944
Virtika - cocaine and prostitues
Apr 11 2016 1:35PM
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sbarlett
Posts: 882 - Karma: 4,255
FishesSpielHead: tennis rackets


volkl: tennis rackets
Apr 11 2016 2:29PM
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bait
Posts: 1226 - Karma: 3,578
Poc-Apple
Apr 11 2016 2:35PM
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2328 - Karma: 7,881
olivineyoke - pickled goods



well.. yoke doesn't make skis soooo
Apr 11 2016 2:36PM
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bait
Posts: 1226 - Karma: 3,578
K2- Rubbermaid

Armada- Drug Cartel

Saga- Coca Cola

Line-Maruchan
Apr 11 2016 2:48PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
J skis- Graphic design company that makes horrible logos for fun
Apr 11 2016 3:19PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
Causwell - fly fishing gear...... oh wait
Apr 11 2016 3:21PM
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Session
Posts: 5316 - Karma: 21,354
THEDIRTYBUBBLENinthward arms manufacturing co.


Cocaine.
Apr 11 2016 3:33PM
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TheSpanishSkier
Posts: 70 - Karma: 153
Vishnu- meth
Apr 11 2016 3:34PM
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CB4TSB
Posts: 428 - Karma: 1,221
ttelrabvolkl: tennis rackets


Fischer - Tennis rackets (until 2009)
Apr 11 2016 3:35PM
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johnblaze
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 2,442
http://www.jarden.com/brands
Apr 11 2016 3:43PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
Fulltilt- Italian made leather boots
Apr 11 2016 4:41PM
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Shoey-Ski
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 6,190
On3p would be a strip club and grizzlycorns would be the main show, grizzlycorns are sexy af
Apr 11 2016 4:55PM
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c0ntentcreat0r
Posts: 347 - Karma: 890
Moment: Skateboards
Apr 11 2016 5:01PM
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elcornholio
Posts: 797 - Karma: 1,557
Literally any binding company: Dildos.
Apr 11 2016 5:26PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,750
K2- Electric guitars and shot glasses
Apr 11 2016 6:14PM
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Brue
Posts: 392 - Karma: 1,948
Volkl --> German Cars
Apr 11 2016 7:08PM
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cozyco
Posts: 360 - Karma: 825
ON3P - tanks
Dynastar - walking sticks
Apr 11 2016 8:26PM
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mitch.lukes
Posts: 151 - Karma: 689
yoke- Body Piercings
Apr 11 2016 8:29PM
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c0ntentcreat0r
Posts: 347 - Karma: 890
Dalbello: Company that makes leather boots, fighting against Full Tilt to dominate the market.
Apr 11 2016 10:09PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,515
SteezMcGeeDalbello: Company that makes leather boots, fighting against Full Tilt to dominate the market.


hmmmm... sounds familiar.
Apr 11 2016 10:44PM
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Ski_The_East.
Posts: 250 - Karma: 764
Revision- any value brand
Apr 11 2016 11:14PM
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Klaus
Posts: 156 - Karma: 1,244
Vishnu-cigarettes
Apr 12 2016 12:27AM
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theabortionator
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THEDIRTYBUBBLENinthward arms manufacturing co.


Cocaine distribution obviously
Apr 12 2016 3:09AM
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FabseM
Posts: 150 - Karma: 476
Salomon - Phones and electronics
Virtika - porn and rap Videos
Armada - travel agency for pot heads
Line - Pizza delivery
Apr 12 2016 5:56AM
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Julius_Steezer
Posts: 776 - Karma: 4,527
Slytech- protection










If you catch my drift ;)
Apr 12 2016 6:20AM
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ascent_studios
Posts: 2157 - Karma: 4,578
Line - Custom vans that break down easily
North Face - Climbing gear (obviously)
Apr 12 2016 7:28AM
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Zimmy
Posts: 1258 - Karma: -1,327
Burton -- Condoms
Apr 12 2016 4:51PM
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TOAST.
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Batalla -- fly fishing rods
Apr 12 2016 7:14PM
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WeastcoastAlex
Posts: 161 - Karma: 636
tall t- white, reggae mix tape guy that always seems to con people to buy their CD's

saga- exact copy of super cuts
Apr 12 2016 8:28PM
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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 2,713
steezburgereddieVirtika - cocaine and prostitues


probably not a terrific business model since both of those are illegal
Apr 12 2016 11:52PM
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yungcigsmoker
Posts: 785 - Karma: 5,922
Jiberish= Gucci

Ehoto= Bapes

Tall T productions= HUF
Apr 13 2016 12:38AM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 6,662
Pit Viper - Kegs and brotanks
Apr 13 2016 12:44AM
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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,328
ben_collinsLine - Custom vans that break down easily


This is exactly how I've always viewed line skis. Its like that kid that wears $20 shoes with a bunch of holes in them and says "They're still good".
Apr 13 2016 8:58AM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
Kastle skis- Comcast
Apr 13 2016 11:31AM
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FrenchFry
Posts: 969 - Karma: 3,432
Planks// condoms
Apr 13 2016 11:39AM
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skiguy04
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j skis - toilet seats
Apr 13 2016 12:37PM
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User1
Posts: 402 - Karma: 2,216
Julius_SteezerSlytech- protection










If you catch my drift ;)


please explain
Apr 14 2016 12:03AM
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C_dub
Posts: 371 - Karma: 2,306
Yoke - restoring vintage film cameras
Apr 14 2016 12:21AM
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Julius_Steezer
Posts: 776 - Karma: 4,527
User1please explain


Condoms
Apr 14 2016 4:12AM
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