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Mr. Rogers vs. Mr. Dress Up
If they were to fight in a plain, white room with one circular window on the ceiling and a pine tree sapling growing in the Northeastern corner, who would win?
'Cut myself with a sharp knife,
Take a look at my own life,
Kill things I don't like in me.'
good old ernie would kick the shit out of the queer.
'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot
mista dress up all the way!!!
American: Mr. Canadian, Mr. Canuck. ohhh, where's your pet beaver?
Canadian: Right here! ATTACK!
Mr. Dressup, he could dress up as different people and fool the shit out of him.
I'm not supposed to eat the lego, but the green ones make me horny.
'It's like I'm Shane McConkey, and you are Saucerboy!'-Dan the ski tech.
oh man. mr. dressup, no contest.
he'd fuck him up. dressup style.
I mean, come on people.
You Laugh Because I'm Different. I Laugh Because You're All The Same.
both mr rogers and mr dress up are gay, so i think that they wouldnt fight, but have buttsex till the tree grew big enough to bend over and reach the window, then they would escape and elope in a non biggoted community.
'I smoke the greenest grass, my bitch got the meanest ass, and for the taste of clit i dont have to waste a whole case a grits, all it takes is my pretty face and my gangsta wit.'
i don't think they'd have butt sex...i think they'd combine their efforts and molest twice as many little kids as they do seperately.
I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311
from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
Mr. Dressup was a total drunk so it might be an even fight, but seing as how he's dead i'm going to say Mr. Rogers.
Worker bees can leave
Even Drones can fly away
The queen is their slave
'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)
skiers get head
snowboarders get ass
'you know - de bird dat walks around on da ground?'
'you mean a chicken?'
'ya dats it!'
Alex the crazy french kid telling me he liked to eat chicken.
im so deprived, i never got to see dressup. damn me and my yankee blood!!!
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