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SOMEONE IS GONNA DIE

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Logchucker
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 16
One of my housemates moved my skis as a prank, so I now believe its all out war. I need some good ideas of pranks.

The smart man does not know everything, rather the smart man admits when he knows nothing.
Jan 26 2005 3:42PM
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lipen69
Posts: 2301 - Karma: 16
shit in his mouth while hes not looking
(tom)
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Life is tough. Its tougher when you're stupid

my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
Jan 26 2005 3:43PM
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BennyB
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 62
put mayonaisse in his ski boots...

crochet, so hot rigth now

CONCEPT headwear
Jan 26 2005 3:45PM
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skichica128
Posts: 587 - Karma: 10
hahaha, i did the same thing to my friend. she got me back by having some guy call my phone as a stalker.
Jan 26 2005 3:46PM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
you shit in your friends mouth? fuck yea
Jan 26 2005 3:48PM
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Logchucker
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 16
The mayo one sounds interesting

The smart man does not know everything, rather the smart man admits when he knows nothing.
Jan 26 2005 3:49PM
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OReJow
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 9
good prank: you can change the language settings on cell phones... change their's to Chinese, and they'll have no clue how to undo it, cause well, who can read chinese
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Jan 26 2005 3:51PM
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lipen69
Posts: 2301 - Karma: 16
chinese people
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Life is tough. Its tougher when you're stupid

my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
Jan 26 2005 3:52PM
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Huckasorass
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 80
send them a picture in two weeks of their toothbrush up your ass
Jan 26 2005 3:52PM
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AmbushClothing
Posts: 1616 - Karma: 202
super glue his hands to his balls when hes sleeping. ahhahahahahh muwhahahh.
Jan 26 2005 3:53PM
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wolfycampbell
Posts: 206 - Karma: 14
fuck his dog



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Jan 26 2005 3:57PM
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Vicious
Posts: 3862 - Karma: 140
i'd be sooo pissed if someone filled my boots with mayo...DO IT

-Ski CO-

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Jan 26 2005 4:02PM
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undercover_skier
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 160
use bacon fat on his skis instead of wax that will do a great job, hell he won't beable to move on snow with bacon fat !!!
he just stick to the snow




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Jan 26 2005 4:02PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
shave his eyebrows off



Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?
Jan 26 2005 4:08PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
http://www.funnymail.com/cgi/joke.cgi?category=listgene&id=34564

That should just about cover it.



Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?
Jan 26 2005 4:09PM
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rodadeaco
Posts: 1054 - Karma: 10
18. Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are.


^this is my favorite one

big whoop wanna fight about it?
Jan 26 2005 4:19PM
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*Peterson*
Posts: 3 - Karma: 10
haha i like the shit in his mouth one
ski everday
Jan 26 2005 4:27PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
fill boots with water add instant jello mix and stick outside for an hour, works like a charm
Jan 26 2005 4:29PM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21
dude put his hand in warm water and then piss all over him
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eggs and bacon double steezy if you pleezy

you know when you see a bum and he tells you he's Jesus he probobly is so give him some cash all right

Jan 26 2005 4:34PM
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*Peterson*
Posts: 3 - Karma: 10
you got to tell me how this goes down when you do it for sure
ski everday
Jan 26 2005 4:36PM
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dood
Posts: 169 - Karma: 14
I like the one of shaving one of his eyebrow during his sleep :)


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Jan 26 2005 4:41PM
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BxB
Posts: 809 - Karma: 38
Take all of his clothes,soak them, then put them in the freezer,if u do it right by the time he relizes his clothes will be a big block of ice..haha

Woman are like rocks; Skip the flat ones.

-COLORADO-
Jan 26 2005 6:01PM
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mnjib
Posts: 5592 - Karma: 357
just kick him in the balls.
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Jan 26 2005 6:26PM
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espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
Did he actually take ur skis away asa crank! Sue him!
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Jan 26 2005 6:27PM
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freeskier0808
Posts: 1748 - Karma: 16
put his skiis or boots or ski stuff on ebay an sell or do it the old fasioned way and just kick his ass hahahaha but the shit in his mounth one sounds good too haha tell us what you do i'd like to hear about this.....
Jan 26 2005 6:41PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
2 words are all you need DIRTY SANCHEZ
Jan 26 2005 6:43PM
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sKi*eAst
Posts: 397 - Karma: 10
Bahah, my friends did that to me, and we too are in an all out war! after they took my skis, we took my friends brand new coat.
if any of you friends have sponsers, have someone with like a deep voice call and pretend to be them, and tell them they are beeing dropped
if there is like a ski shop where u are, put the security tags all over their clothing so it goes off everytime they walk though the doors... i dunno i got alot more if those suck
Jan 26 2005 6:46PM
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3rdCoastskier
Posts: 206 - Karma: 11
antique his ass

I'm on the inside, don't worry about it.
Jan 26 2005 6:50PM
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LostCarKeys
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 20
Serane wrap over the toilet... Take a miss= instant miss...
Jan 26 2005 6:55PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
take his skis and hold them hostage







-Chloe



skiing=radical
Jan 26 2005 7:18PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
take his balls and hold them hostage
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-Matt



my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie



ska is dead.... and you're next !
Jan 26 2005 7:22PM
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skibio5
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 31
one night when it's snowing super hard and he's super stoked about goin riding, take all the wheels off his car and put it on cinderblocks
Jan 26 2005 7:23PM
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FUJATIVE24
Posts: 241 - Karma: 8
teabag him
Jan 26 2005 7:27PM
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mogul_racer
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
Fuck his mom.
--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
Jan 26 2005 7:27PM
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Blanco_Niño
Posts: 21 - Karma: 10
first take a crap, then stand over him with while hes sleeping with ur pants down then have someone smack him in the face...when he sits up, make sure his face goes into ur unwiped butt and take a picture to send to all the hot girls in the area
Jan 26 2005 7:29PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
hey can I get more details about the saran wrap on the toilet seat? Do you put it just over the seat(slippery??) or over the whole thing so that he doesnt notice and shits on it?


Gravity sucks

Today I met my biggest challenge. I had to take a piss in a moving bus.
(My real ID is french_hucker)
Jan 26 2005 7:30PM
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1337chronic
Posts: 848 - Karma: 24
the dirty sanchez is the best or maybe put your asshole in his face and make him give you a rim job!!!

'Have you ever masterbated w/ soap and then pee and it fucking hurts?' - T-money.
'Just steal a car, its like a 10 hour drive. Its mexico everyone drive's stolen shit.' - calskierX
Jan 26 2005 7:33PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
put random sharp objects in their shoes. Or you could just jerk off on their pillows. Those fuckers...



yeah, rockin' the heartagram.

...ccr/dfp represent


feel the rush
Jan 26 2005 7:35PM
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Marg
Posts: 1385 - Karma: 748
hog tie him to your bed and rape the lil basturd



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Jan 26 2005 7:41PM
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zskiier
Posts: 84 - Karma: 10
wipe your ass with his toothbrush. that will get him very well.
Jan 26 2005 7:48PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
get a raw hotdog, and stand over his bed when he is sleeping and have it hang out of your zipper and slap him in the face with it, so he thinks he got cock slapped
Jan 26 2005 8:00PM
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littleskibum69
Posts: 414 - Karma: 13
set firecrackers off, at like 4 in the morning in his house, on a day where he has to wake up early.
Jan 26 2005 8:54PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
^haha...do that







-Chloe



skiing=radical
Jan 26 2005 8:54PM
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Johnny
Posts: 1028 - Karma: 15
just do little things...... put shit in his boots put exlax in his food then put suran rap on the seat flip his bead move all his cloths change his phone put shit in his food put trip wires up put his alarm clock for earley put brooms in his bead books in his pillow etc
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Jan 26 2005 10:38PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
put shit in his gatorade and shit like mad shit..he wont notice....


-Alex-

Rock the Steeze

Representin the 212 and 607
Jan 26 2005 10:41PM
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mintcrue
Posts: 1593 - Karma: 25
Arabian Gas mask, balls over the eyes and drape it down his face. (The name is really the only thing that makes this funny)

Strike 3
Jan 26 2005 11:04PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
I like the show him the picture of you sticking his toothbrush up your ass 2 weeks later!

-Matty
Kill his family and then at his funeral show him the videotape of you killing htem and then when he starts crying throw flour at him and shove poo in his nostrils. -Mikee talking about getting revenge on hackers
Jan 26 2005 11:16PM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
give him a cleveland steamer while hes sleeping.
Jan 26 2005 11:21PM
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jflo453
Posts: 1383 - Karma: 26
push him down the stairs
Ski New Jersey
Jan 26 2005 11:22PM
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skiingMFer
Posts: 262 - Karma: 10
yeah i second the idea for fucking his mom

Jan 26 2005 11:26PM
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skiingMFer
Posts: 262 - Karma: 10
and fuck his sister while your at it
Jan 26 2005 11:27PM
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