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Most ridiculous things peoplle have done for their pets

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corona
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Know anyone who's done anything pants-on-head retarded for their pet that's going to die in a year anyways?

This one might take the cake for me: (terribly written article though)

http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/pennsylvania-vet-puts-braces-on-goldfish-named-mr-hot-wing-1.3504110

A family spent $150 on a fucking goldfish.
Mar 24 2016 9:59AM
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.Hugo.
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I was gonna say that story lol.

But i know people that have spent thousands on surgery for old sick dogs or cats. To me thats pretty damn ridiculous
Mar 24 2016 10:03AM
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Dddsz
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My aunt buys little shoes, jackets, and bedazzled collars for her shitzu. She takes the fucker everywhere and it defines whether her day is going good or bad.

Last year she asked my dad if she could bring the dog to our house for thanksgiving. Of course he just went off on her... "Nobody cares about your fluffy piece of shit, I'm sick of hearing about it"... My aunt hasn't talked to us in four months and our families have basically cut ties.
Mar 24 2016 10:20AM
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Mingg
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My roommates leave EVERY light on and all their TV's on(no sound) during the day for our dog.


Not really thaaaat ridiculous, but HE'S FUCKING BLIND. HE CAN'T SEE ANYWAYS.


So here we are each paying 10-15 dollars more per month for electricity because my roommates are fucking stupid.
Mar 24 2016 10:26AM
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JAHpow
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We have a family friend who has a dog that ate a rag. It cost around $4000 for the surgery to get it removed. Then it ate another rag sometime after. They dropped another 4k to get that removed as well.
Mar 24 2016 10:32AM
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Newschoolers55
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JAHpowWe have a family friend who has a dog that ate a rag. It cost around $4000 for the surgery to get it removed. Then it ate another rag sometime after. They dropped another 4k to get that removed as well.

Mar 24 2016 10:46AM
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arnie_grape
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hahaha that fish doesn't even think


some friends of my parents had this old dog with eye problems and it was going blind. so they spend $5000 on cataract surgery and it died of completely unrelated cancer like a month later.
Mar 24 2016 2:40PM
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ghoti_hook
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Don't know if it is "ridiculous", but it is pretty funny. My daughter likes watching cat videos on you tube and this was in the que.

http://youtu.be/MZA6hkorvGs
Mar 24 2016 3:37PM
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galaxia
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my dad ran over my dog while backing out of the garage once. redic
Mar 25 2016 12:31AM
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crotchvent
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My neighbor's dog always asks me to buy it weed and alcohol so I do and smoke and drink with him. He is always a dick and framing for stuff though. He is also my only friend.
Mar 25 2016 12:52AM
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GayWolf420
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some family in Park City has a zebra and a bison hanging out in their horse stables. personally think its kinda fucked up because they always look depressed whenever you see them but everyone thinks its this super duper awesome thing. like yeah, im sure that zebra and bison are stoked to have a bunch of dipshit tourists taking photos of it all the damn time. great way to live an animal life.
Mar 25 2016 1:07AM
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Cambrewski
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ghoti_hookDon't know if it is "ridiculous", but it is pretty funny. My daughter likes watching cat videos on you tube and this was in the que.

http://youtu.be/MZA6hkorvGs


"a lot cheaper than buying an extra ski ticket for your girlfriend"

truuuuuuuu
Mar 25 2016 3:56AM
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fries
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someone I know spent a couple thousand on surgery for their dogs hip problems and another couple thousand to train it as well.
Mar 26 2016 2:12PM
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snowdon
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Spending a few thousand on old dogs happens every day, but what surprised me when I used to work for a vet was how many people are willing to spend literally thousands on surgery for their rats/hamsters/etc. Those people loved their pet rats the way normal people love their dog
Mar 26 2016 3:38PM
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HAMNATION
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crotchventMy neighbor's dog always asks me to buy it weed and alcohol so I do and smoke and drink with him. He is always a dick and framing for stuff though. He is also my only friend.


No kidding that dog is an asshole he will put beers on your tab and hit on your woman when you taking a piss.

Gotta love em tho he is funny as fuck when he ties one on
Mar 27 2016 10:53AM
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_69
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I do pretty ridiculous shit for my bulldog. Bi-weekly wrinkle cleanings. Fucker has so many crevasses I'm surprised I haven't lost myself.
Mar 27 2016 12:08PM
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skiskate
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Just saw an ad in the kootenays for a holistic animal healer specializing in aromatherapy. That takes it for me.
Mar 27 2016 12:12PM
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Mr.Mitten
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I saw some lady at the Salt Lake airport with her tiny ass dog on a Louis Vuitton leash. Like who the fuck buys a LV dog leash?
Mar 27 2016 7:43PM
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ExudeOwners
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Bought some overprice Elite Little Dog In-Ground Fence.We installed the fence, tested the collar, and trained both our dogs only to have them run away. twice!! this fence is an over priced joke! we just got a puppy, trained her on it, then she ran off. we found her once, but the 2nd time, she still hasn't come back! we checked the batteries in the collars each time we let them out to make sure they worked. The point in this fence is keep dogs in the yard right...well it doesnt do that by any means.
Aug 27 2016 3:21AM
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ascent_studios
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ExudeOwnersBought some overprice Elite Little Dog In-Ground Fence.We installed the fence, tested the collar, and trained both our dogs only to have them run away. twice!! this fence is an over priced joke! we just got a puppy, trained her on it, then she ran off. we found her once, but the 2nd time, she still hasn't come back! we checked the batteries in the collars each time we let them out to make sure they worked. The point in this fence is keep dogs in the yard right...well it doesnt do that by any means.


You have to turn up the shock power. My dog ran away once so we turned up the power and now he won't go within 15 feet of the electric fence
Aug 27 2016 11:32AM
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GayWolf420
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I work at a kennel and a lot of people up here in give their dogs prozac and other anti depressants or whatever to their dogs which is strange. Not only that, some of their diets are nuts. We're talking like 2 cups of dry food + deli cuts of chicken from the grocery store or even cuts of salmon and red meats. Thats like a good fucking meal for what im used too, i cant imagine spending that much alone to feed a dog, then the cheap-ass owners get mad at us for the amount of money theyre spending to board a dog for a month. Why even bother gettin a pet if youre paying others to take care of it for you?

All the meds we have to feed dogs is kinda wild, too. Some dogs have at least 4-5+ different types of medications just to get through a day. I kinda liken it to dying/sick relatives, why keep them around for your own selfish needs when every damn day is a painful struggle.
Aug 27 2016 3:51PM
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GayWolf420
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Im a pet owner myself but the valuation of animal lives over humans annoys me. Our cat went missing for a few weeks recently (bastard came back monday night) and my mom got offended when i said id much rather lose a pet then a parent, sibling, relative, etc. I get animals have issues and its fucked up too but i think that mistreatment of animals stems from shitty humans and problems we for some reason choose to not address or resolve.
Aug 27 2016 3:57PM
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skierman
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My dog humps people so I jerk it off to calm him down.
Aug 27 2016 5:38PM
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foolmetwice
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My dad dropped a few grand to basically bring our cat to life after it got run over by a car. Shits crazy
Aug 27 2016 7:18PM
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skierman
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DeebieSkeebiesI work at a kennel and a lot of people up here in give their dogs prozac and other anti depressants or whatever to their dogs which is strange. Not only that, some of their diets are nuts. We're talking like 2 cups of dry food + deli cuts of chicken from the grocery store or even cuts of salmon and red meats. Thats like a good fucking meal for what im used too, i cant imagine spending that much alone to feed a dog, then the cheap-ass owners get mad at us for the amount of money theyre spending to board a dog for a month. Why even bother gettin a pet if youre paying others to take care of it for you?

All the meds we have to feed dogs is kinda wild, too. Some dogs have at least 4-5+ different types of medications just to get through a day. I kinda liken it to dying/sick relatives, why keep them around for your own selfish needs when every damn day is a painful struggle.


It sounds like their uneducated fucking morons who are killing their pets by giving them shitty lives filled with disease causing meats and medications that scramble their brains.
Aug 27 2016 8:30PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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DeebieSkeebiessome family in Park City has a zebra and a bison hanging out in their horse stables. personally think its kinda fucked up because they always look depressed whenever you see them but everyone thinks its this super duper awesome thing. like yeah, im sure that zebra and bison are stoked to have a bunch of dipshit tourists taking photos of it all the damn time. great way to live an animal life.


I mean if you're a Zebra that's a lot better than getting picked off by a lion or a crocodile.


But I think I win.

https://viagenpets.com/
Aug 27 2016 10:09PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Mr.MittenI saw some lady at the Salt Lake airport with her tiny ass dog on a Louis Vuitton leash. Like who the fuck buys a LV dog leash?


probably a belt, bet she was asian
Aug 28 2016 1:53AM
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.Hugo.
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Dennis_Reynoldsprobably a belt, bet she was asian


No way she was asian. Why would anyone spend that much on accessories for an animal theyre gonna eat
Aug 28 2016 9:15AM
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Skibumsmith
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skiermanMy dog humps people so I jerk it off to calm him down.


You're a good person.
Aug 28 2016 6:51PM
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stinky_cheese
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my old dog couldn't really move, people stepped on him a lot mistaking him for a rug. we ended up deciding to put him down because of this
Aug 28 2016 7:01PM
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.lencon
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MinggMy roommates leave EVERY light on and all their TV's on(no sound) during the day for our dog.


Not really thaaaat ridiculous, but HE'S FUCKING BLIND. HE CAN'T SEE ANYWAYS.


So here we are each paying 10-15 dollars more per month for electricity because my roommates are fucking stupid.


call em out
Aug 28 2016 11:24PM
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ascent_studios
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MinggMy roommates leave EVERY light on and all their TV's on(no sound) during the day for our dog.


Not really thaaaat ridiculous, but HE'S FUCKING BLIND. HE CAN'T SEE ANYWAYS.


So here we are each paying 10-15 dollars more per month for electricity because my roommates are fucking stupid.


.lenconcall em out


challenge them to a game of SLVSH. Winner decides wether the lights get turned off or not
Aug 28 2016 11:37PM
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Mingg
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Ascent_Cinemachallenge them to a game of SLVSH. Winner decides wether the lights get turned off or not


Haha I don't live with those idiots anymore
Aug 28 2016 11:38PM
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crotchvent
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This blew my mind

http://abc7chicago.com/pets/goldfish-gets-$500-life-saving-surgery/1513313/
Sep 15 2016 10:56PM
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Deezy
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Some people can train their dogs to do some crazy intelligent things... However they pick up their shit every single day. Why don't you train your dog to go shit in the woods?
Sep 15 2016 11:00PM
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Young_patty
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AnGaperI do pretty ridiculous shit for my bulldog. Bi-weekly wrinkle cleanings. Fucker has so many crevasses I'm surprised I haven't lost myself.


You should really be cleaning his wrinkles at least once a week, Howie deserves better.
Sep 16 2016 10:07AM
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hippy.
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put peanut butter on my dick
Sep 16 2016 10:24AM
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_69
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Young_pattyYou should really be cleaning his wrinkles at least once a week, Howie deserves better.


why dont you do it then you smarmy cunt
Sep 16 2016 10:26AM
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Young_patty
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AnGaperwhy dont you do it then you smarmy cunt


Fine I'll need some Cotten swabs, a vice grip, one bottle of 2008 Pinot Grigio, a lavender scented candle, a tube of vegan bulldog facial cleanser, and a rock
Sep 16 2016 10:42AM
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CaptainObvious.
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I cut up carrots every week to use as treats for my dogs. But fuck you for judging me, my dogs are happy and skinny.
Sep 16 2016 12:18PM
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