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Bruised toe remedies

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patagonialuke
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So I was trying out a pair of boots my buddy gave me and long story short my big toe on my right foot is fifty shades of bruised. I'm still trying to ski a few more days this season so I was wondering if anyone out there knows of any ways to speed up the healing process or decrease the pain. So far I've just been popping advil, icing it, and attempted the hot paper clip through the nail technique with no luck.
Mar 20 2016 4:35PM
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Cambrewski
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Usually it is the pressure from the toe nail "filling" with blood that causes the pain. Maybe you should try poking a larger hole in your nail.
This may sound crazy, but one summer when I was working with this crew of super gritty dock workers on the local lake, I smashed THE SHIT out of my toe by getting it caught in between two large floating dock. by the end of the day my big tow was swollen and super full of blood. I poked though it with a paper clip from the marina office but it barely helped. Then my boss (one of the gritty ass mofos) suggested that I drill it with his Makita, I agree and he busts out a 3/16 drill bit, I sanitize it with my lighter and then went for it. It only took a few careful revolutions of the bit and BAM, blood started squirting out and I was INSTANTLY relieved.
I used this technique for skiing related toe fuckery two season ago and it worked again.

You could always just buy full tilts too. You'll gain instant shredder status as a bonus. Win Win IMO
Mar 20 2016 4:56PM
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crotchvent
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Have your mommy kiss it for you.
Mar 20 2016 11:53PM
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McNoche
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I have a remedy that will heal you in minutes and prevent further pain for future skiing.
But after your stupid ass "fifty shades" comment, you can go ahead and fuck off.
Mar 21 2016 12:54AM
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.Hugo.
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Sounds like were gonna have to amputate it
Mar 21 2016 8:32AM
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dubman
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potentially lethal amounts of off-brand Advils make you immune to pain
Mar 21 2016 11:11AM
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patagonialuke
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McNocheI have a remedy that will heal you in minutes and prevent further pain for future skiing.
But after your stupid ass "fifty shades" comment, you can go ahead and fuck off.


I sincerely apologize for my feeble attempt at humor. Please forgive me. I will never ever do it again. I beg of you to have mercy on my soul.
Mar 21 2016 1:15PM
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McNoche
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patagonialukeI sincerely apologize for my feeble attempt at humor. Please forgive me. I will never ever do it again. I beg of you to have mercy on my soul.


Oh the irony in this post
Mar 21 2016 3:19PM
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HAMNATION
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McDoucheI have a remedy that will heal you in minutes and prevent further pain for future skiing.
But after your stupid ass "fifty shades" comment, you can go ahead and fuck off.



So nice to people.... That is why I likes you.


Drill a hole in yo nail and let the pressure out.... also try not being such a pussy.
Mar 21 2016 4:09PM
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