ive recently turned 11 and in my 4015 days on the year each single day i see the movement competitive park get closer and closer to looking like a very infected meatwallet that is turning yellow due to smelling like a 16 month old stab of Extra Old Bitto cheese. The decreasing use of the ever so infamous k2 after darks is like is scattering to the hearts, and i know this is a global problem.
ever since ive been stomping front 2's ive seen the world differently and that is not because im skiing backwards for a good 2m when i land it is because i can see that this trick is not longer one that will impress a sheila, and see this as a result of too many ppl repping the new fluro saga pants.
Because these fuck off color that stands out like dogs balls takes the sheilas eyes off me and for a 11year old with aspirations to for fill, having my attention cut by a bunch of fluro pants wearing steez monkeys is a true global phenomenon and must be addressed.
thanks for reading my message u boston pancake victims