I like to think I am actually a very decisive man, or well at least I try to pretend I am when there's hoes around.... cuz they like that.
Without getting into details, it would help to hear what anyone else would choose if they preferably needed to sign paperwork tomrorow and buy one of these I've narrowed it down to that are reasonable enough to afford easy enough...I just quit my job a while back, haven't been working in quite a while soooo this is what I can afford, otherwise the obvious only option for me would be Tesla and soon as whatever I get has its extened wanentee up...selling/trading that in and copin' one for sure!
Here is what I came up with as narrowed down so far:
1. 2016/2015 Audi Q5 Premium prestige or whatever that is called
2. 2016 Audi Q3 - amazing price, like literally 2,000 miles so essentially still brand new
3. 2016 Jeep Grand Cherokee - Overland premium limited package (if thats what its called too lazy to check my 'file' on all of em)
4. 2015 Audi S8 Prestige Premium turbo R limited model + matching technology package.
(but absolutely couldn't get it new...na way too expensive, so I still have it on this list because it's such a sick car, but especially as this nicest and rarest limited type of the S8s u can I guess custom-build thru Audi)
5. 2016 Suburu Forester XT or whatever the nicest possible loaded, and spacious, with big screen navi + all that extras...
6. 2015 Range Rover whatever the new ones are called, something like 25k miles , brand new condition, like everything else - fully loaded premium, and has that ultra-huge, panoramic u know? glass roofs that I personally love...
7. 2016 Acura MDX murdered out turbo limited premium technology package
8. 2016/2015 Benz SUV that new one fuck I really don't know anything about cars , I gotta pull out my ipad its all up in that bitch saved
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I'm leaning towards the Q5, although every one of these cars, well I am really about to just take the Suburu off the list to be honest - don't hate.... I think it's a really sick car, espeically what I'm talking about...But there isn't a reason why I'd want a Forester over any of these other much nicer options, to be blunt..
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Other than that, BMW and Lexus I have on the list too, but honsestly - besides maybe 2016 BMW X1 , and the X3, and I just am not interested in the others too much... and then the ones I would be into are way overpriced and as I said, I think my choices, at least for me... but that is just me... not everyone is as humble and satisfied with the simple, organic and very like Pilgrim like type pragmatic things,
Same reason I left Lexus off , Benz too - although their new SUV whatever its called(?) GL something ? Yeah, that I could do too..
although the 2016 GS, and LS, and whatever the fuck their pretty dope looking SUV is , the cheaper one... but again, Idk, again - I'm way more into Audi and if Im gona fuck with non--SUVs , then it would probably be ideally like I said an S series Audi , or again, if saving money seems good, the 2016 A3 as long as u get it fully premium plus prestige custom loaded and build - then it's really perfectly suitable...
I must say, I HATE how the older model or whatever it was of the I think it was indeed called the A3 too, but when it was still that ugly, like golf-cart looking mini hatch-back...
If I was getting sometihng that was a hatchback it would be 2016 froasted flakes Gucci edition of one of those brand new Audi All-Road , bottom line is yeah, over this thread , but thank you in advance for any replies that help me decide.
I haven't ever driven lexus, bmw, or I mean Idk I think BMW's are kinda ugly sometimes and they use cheap plastic and shit in the even nicer expensive ones , at least they used to!
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Also completely not relevevant or anything but... you know what just fucking annoys me so much? You kids, especially its always some cocky, fucking broski doucehbag, cliche as possible college student... who you hear obnoxiously driving his Suburu WRX around so loud and fucking ugly too.
Can someone explain why people are so obsesed with those? Again, I suppose all of this, since I ain't exactly worried about fucking engine technicalities like horsepower etc.. I could care less about cars, in that sense. All I know, is as long as there is a fucking modern-appropraite big screen in my dash so I don't ever have to think, and so I can watch watch ski vids and porn when im in traffic, but I guess its true that the navigation itself can be helpful
But I just am sorry, I got in an uber the other day and it was a brand new like 2015 or 2016 WRX and the bro driving it was essentially saying to me: "You like my whip dawg? Yeah, I bet you do , shit is sick bruhhh , WRX is the illest..."
and I was, being the straight forward person I am... was like, "No, actually, why would u buy one of these? And why would u want that fucking "Vagina" on ur hood, or whatever that ugly thing is that is that like hole wiht the clitorus , or whatever and also, no I'm just not into cars that are literally the size of golf-carts, I don't need a fucking full size Escalade or Suburban either but... let's be real.
Plus, I mean im old now, but I mean, I'm still in my 20s and so not actually... but I NEVER have gotten the point of having a car that you make purposely fucking make MORE noise, and like , its funny cause ur really just showing off to other dudes, except everyone hates you! And in regards to WRX's at the mountain.... it's aways the few rare skiers that fucking are douches and will snake their turn in dropping in to whatever, just to get merked and fall on their face , and then make what normaly no one ever cares obviously by pretending they totally "swagged" it and like afterbang away , which its like... dude, u can't clam-bang when we aren't even talking about not doing anything cool - but u snaked , and then ate, and then tried to bang ur way out, in addition to your ugly, uncomfortable and obnoxious car...yeah, word uppp
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