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Flipping naked

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Wannabe

What would happen if I were to ski the hill naked? Would I get in trouble?

Feb 9 2016 6:15AM

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The reason why the title is what it is, is because ns said "skiing naked" wasn't allowed;)

Feb 9 2016 6:18AM

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If anyone saw you, yeah you would get in trouble (unless you're in Europe)

Feb 9 2016 8:11AM

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If you were playing gnar...you would win

Feb 9 2016 8:16AM

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What with you and all these gay questions

Feb 9 2016 9:14AM

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shin-bangWhat with you and all these gay questions

crap. Didn't mean to say the g word mods. delete it if you must. Didn't mean to :/

Feb 9 2016 9:15AM

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shin-bangWhat with you and all these gay questions

shin-bangcrap. Didn't mean to say the g word mods. delete it if you must. Didn't mean to :/

Couldn't care less haha

Feb 9 2016 9:29AM

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Why

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Why

Feb 9 2016 9:37AM

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When in trouble... tuck 4 double ?

Feb 9 2016 9:50AM

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ShawleenWhy

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Oh come on, what's so wrong with skiing naked?

Feb 9 2016 10:10AM

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liamskis15Oh come on, what's so wrong with skiing naked?

Well there is nothing wrong, but nothing great either ... You will probably get cold, and falls will hurt much more. (and watch for kids !)

But i would probably enjoy an edit like that 😂

Feb 9 2016 10:31AM

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ShawleenWell there is nothing wrong, but nothing great either ... You will probably get cold, and falls will hurt much more. (and watch for kids !)

But i would probably enjoy an edit like that 😂

I be sure to make an edit!;) I'm just praying I don't nut myself on the pole jam.

Feb 9 2016 11:46AM

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not if you had fulltilts on

Feb 9 2016 11:57AM

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Do it for shane McConkey, in europe, you wont get in shit.

Feb 9 2016 12:25PM

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do it in vail on president's day weekend and you should be fine, they're historically pretty supportive of naked skiing

Feb 9 2016 6:55PM

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Didnt someone get wrecked while trying to do a frontflip at nine knights without clothes

Feb 9 2016 7:03PM

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laura.obermeyerdo it in vail on president's day weekend and you should be fine, they're historically pretty supportive of naked skiing

Sounds good!!

Feb 9 2016 7:52PM

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schjfDidnt someone get wrecked while trying to do a frontflip at nine knights without clothes

Yes sir

Feb 9 2016 7:53PM

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If you have to ask a forum for approval, you're too big of a pussy to actually do it. And no, I would never do it because my ginger dick would shame everyone on the hill to the point of suicide.

Feb 9 2016 8:22PM

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skiermanIf you have to ask a forum for approval, you're too big of a pussy to actually do it. And no, I would never do it because my ginger dick would shame everyone on the hill to the point of suicide.

I'll actually do it lmao😂😂

Feb 9 2016 9:02PM

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Yes you would probably get in trouble, but why??????? Why do you need to know this lol

Feb 10 2016 12:31PM

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laura.obermeyerdo it in vail on president's day weekend and you should be fine, they're historically pretty supportive of naked skiing

John Quincy Adams used to go skinning dipping every day. Send it OP.

Feb 10 2016 12:55PM

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*skinny dipping. In the Potomic River.

Feb 10 2016 12:56PM

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baitDo it for shane McConkey, in europe, you wont get in shit.

Feb 10 2016 12:58PM

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I do this for my last run of every year. Since i was 12....FUCK SKI PATROL THEY CANT DO SHIT!

jk i love you ski patrol but let me shred naked plz

Feb 10 2016 1:43PM

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Officially, skiing naked is worth 5000 points for men and 10000 points for women

naked (5000) + spread eagle ball grab(100) + urinate line(unknown) = over 5100 points. Remember though, if jailed for nudity you lose said points

Feb 10 2016 9:13PM

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ShawleenBut i would probably enjoy an edit like that 😂

liam you're so in there bud

Feb 10 2016 10:30PM

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ShawleenWhy

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ShawleenWell there is nothing wrong, but nothing great either ... You will probably get cold, and falls will hurt much more. (and watch for kids !)

But i would probably enjoy an edit like that 😂

i did a naked backflip in jackson hole last year for my birthday. it was glorious.

Feb 10 2016 10:32PM

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i flipped naked. Went into the trees above the jump got the #footyfortheboys, then went into the trees below the jump and a buddy bought my clothes to me. Warning: choose carefully who you select to carry your clothes!

Feb 10 2016 10:47PM

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schjfDidnt someone get wrecked while trying to do a frontflip at nine knights without clothes

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/812909/Teddy-Berr-massive-50-meter-Front-Flip-at-Nine-Knights-flv

Feb 10 2016 11:15PM

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Just send it and go big. It's honestly not that big of deal. Oh there another nudist stripper.

Feb 10 2016 11:36PM

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yungsteezeliam you're so in there bud

Haha oh yeahh

Feb 11 2016 8:04AM

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dogardi flipped naked. Went into the trees above the jump got the #footyfortheboys, then went into the trees below the jump and a buddy bought my clothes to me. Warning: choose carefully who you select to carry your clothes!

Sounds like a plan, this is gonna be the way I do it!

Feb 11 2016 8:07AM

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I mean you would probably get in trouble. But I am more worried for you dick, honestly the wind chills you might get might not be good for it. You might get hard, but no because ur aroused, because ur dick is frozen.

Feb 11 2016 11:19AM

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Bortyhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/812909/Teddy-Berr-massive-50-meter-Front-Flip-at-Nine-Knights-flv

He just lost his virginity to those bindings

Feb 11 2016 4:01PM

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ive never gotten in trouble for it over the years, depends where you ski probably.

https://www.instagram.com/p/fBZoGKo4_8/

Feb 11 2016 7:54PM

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Yes unless gaper day

Feb 11 2016 7:56PM

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Ride chair dressed then get naked at top and ski naked with clothes in backpack then get dressed at bottom you'll never get caught

Feb 11 2016 10:43PM

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Loner

dont worry about getting caught, worry about the fact that you go about a million times faster when naked due to being more aerodynamic. Thats what happened to the dude at nine nights and the guy in "pants skiing"

Feb 11 2016 10:52PM

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You aren't thinking about the shrinkage bro

Feb 12 2016 4:22AM

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