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Never call last run

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owen.greene_
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One of the X Games commentators said "and this is the last run of the night" for the big air men's ski competition. Long story short, next thing that happens in Vinny Cash goes for a screamin semen 12 and knuckles the big air jump. Never call last run. Even you X Games commentator.
Jan 30 2016 11:01PM
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gnar_whal
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Everyone knows that
Jan 30 2016 11:17PM
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Craig114
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gnar_whalEveryone knows that


OP fuck you! everyone knows!!!
Jan 30 2016 11:59PM
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HumanGenius
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This weekend I went skiing with my friend and he is definitely a strong beginner skier (I had to teach him how to do moguls), and he called last run. Naturally I reprimanded him and explained why you never do that. In the next run, which wasn't even our last, some rando girl on the lift yardsaled while trying to get off and dragged him and my other friend down too yardsaling both of them. They had to stop the lift. Then when we were about to load on the next lift some shitty snowboarder kids got tangled up in his rentals (his DIN must have been set to like 3) and took off his skis and they had to stop the lift for him again. Justice was rightfully served. Never call last run.

Also I learned something: skiing with basically gapers in your group is not fun.
Jan 31 2016 12:47PM
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Jbresch
Posts: 153 - Karma: 415
this applies to everything not even just skiing, and if you have buddy thats dumb enough tot do it, knock on wood
Jan 31 2016 12:52PM
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steves_nuts
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can vouch for this i called last run at hood and my pole pierced my nuts whilst attempting my first hand drag 180
Jan 31 2016 6:18PM
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Shawleen
Posts: 88 - Karma: 89
I called last run and went a green or blue to get to my car ... Someone change direction and hit me. My ski crossed in caribou but i was still going down cause i wasnt able to uncrossed them. The other guy was holding my arm and kind of dragginh me on the side; where we finaly crash. One of my ski hurt his and made a nice rotation (as I was already in caribou) my knee made a crack noise and ... lucky me my ACLs are OK; but its still hurts (and this was a month ago), I need advils to ski (thank god i can ski).

I learnd.
Never call last run, even going down a green or blue run.
Jan 31 2016 7:05PM
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elcornholio
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My dad knew a kid who called last run and died from hitting a tree (this is in like 1980 so obviously no helmet).
Jan 31 2016 7:11PM
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DominatorJacques
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cbaskierOne of the X Games commentators said "and this is the last run of the night" for the big air men's ski competition. Long story short, next thing that happens in Vinny Cash goes for a screamin semen 12 and knuckles the big air jump. Never call last run. Even you X Games commentator.


Major taboo! That's something I never say! I just say "I'm going to take a break now".
Jan 31 2016 8:19PM
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MarkoMark
Posts: 176 - Karma: 880
elcornholioMy dad knew a kid who called last run and died from hitting a tree (this is in like 1980 so obviously no helmet).


Same happened to my uncles best bud
Jan 31 2016 8:40PM
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JimmyGreen
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Called last run today and went HAM into the last jump in black park. overshot it to flat which really hurt but was pleasantly surprised when I found out the heel piece to my binding probed me 3 inches deep. At the time I guess I concluded that it was my "coming of age" so to speak. When it happened I looked to the sky and told myself, "I will always be a skier..."
Jan 31 2016 8:47PM
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Criloh
Posts: 348 - Karma: 2,091
when calling last run you are messing with some serious voodoo magic
Jan 31 2016 9:06PM
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Ian_Fitz
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Idk my friend was trying to learn back superfeds and couldn't get them for like 3 hours... We said last run and pumped him up on the lift...he got super exited and when he hit it.........he died....................................................................................................................................................jk he stomped the fuck out of it!! Last runs rock!!!
Jan 31 2016 9:13PM
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Analdestroyer
Posts: 71 - Karma: -10
I was with a friend at my local resort and I called last run and he ate shit on a jump and dislocated his shoulder.
Jan 31 2016 9:16PM
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Connor_Sullivan
Posts: 479 - Karma: 1,686
This is one superstition Im careful about, started with longboarding when I called last run and narrowly got missed by a car traveling in the wrong lane and got road rash from my foot to my shoulder. also called last run in a downhill race and someone pulled out of their driveway sending 2 other friends and myself into someones front lawn and a hay bail. calling Last run before lunch left me with a dislocated shoulder and my friend with a broken ski brake. When people say "last run" I say "I'll see when I get to the bottom" or "a couple more"
Jan 31 2016 9:19PM
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MNSkiers
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Lmao your picture... Too funny
Jan 31 2016 9:53PM
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