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Massive issue need help fast

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JimmyGreen
Posts: 96 - Karma: 2,287
Hi guys,

Whilst chilling at breck park today (second day skiing park ever) I had come to the realisation that my learning curve (rate of progression) is rapidly increasing...

...Increasing so much that I am in fact progressing "too fast" so to speak. After only my second day skiing ever i landed one of the freshest nose bud 3's I have seen to date. Cant upload the video because it was way too long but if I was to add 180 degrees onto that trick every week, by the time the season is done ill probably be really good. Now this concerns me because I don't want my rate of progression to be way too fast otherwise it could get out of control real fast. All u guys seem to hate on Guss, Bobby, Russ, LSM, Wallisch and Geopper for being too technical and advanced at skiing, and I am afraid that my learning curve will rapidly take me there, and I will subsequently receive a lot of hate from the skiing game yo...

Due to my high intellectual intelligence and advanced skill in mathematical arithmetic I was actually able to derive an equation that models a graph of my learning curve (in this case line). The graph function is y=(20.494^2)x

Now what does this tell us? Well if I keep progressing at such a rate, I will have exhausted all possible skiing tricks by 2020... I'd hate to be that guy hahah ;) but nah srs

Now if you haven't already punched that bad boy into your TI Nspire CAS Calculator, I can tell you now, it's a steep old fella, and I am writing today to express my utmost concern for not only my rate of progression but the future of this sport if I proceed to progress at such a rate

How should I go about slowing my rate of progression?
Jan 24 2016 4:07AM
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Mikael13
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Keep progressing if that's what you like. However, progressing means adding style to your tricks too. Being able to do a really stylish 3 is harder then a hucked 7. The reason why some some people hate some pros is because at contests some judges just give more points to the person who spinned the most, without looking at style.

But I wouldn't care about any of these things and just have fun :)
Jan 24 2016 5:32AM
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Julius_Steezer
Posts: 776 - Karma: 4,527
Whatever you do, don't get full tilts

Or you'll progress even faster
Jan 24 2016 7:13AM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,515
TheGreenRoomHow should I go about slowing my rate of progression?


Move to mexico
Jan 24 2016 9:56AM
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Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,192
TheGreenRoomHow should I go about slowing my rate of progression?


kill urself
Jan 24 2016 9:58AM
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_Ryan_
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 3,192
Cant tell if serious...
Jan 24 2016 10:07AM
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csteezy
Posts: 139 - Karma: 330
i think at this point all you can do for yourself is switch to some older skis to slow yourself down. def dont get full tilts.
Jan 24 2016 11:31AM
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nate1097
Posts: 361 - Karma: 524
start snowboarding
Jan 24 2016 12:04PM
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btedeschi
Posts: 282 - Karma: 437
thats quite the graph... (1,420) (2,840) (3,1260) etc. keep shredding
Jan 24 2016 12:08PM
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Criloh
Posts: 348 - Karma: 2,091
1. make everyday gaper day
2. slowly become an actual gaper
3. ???
4. no progression
Jan 24 2016 12:10PM
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Corgy
Posts: 67 - Karma: 655
Oh god he's back
Jan 24 2016 12:12PM
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yungsteeze
Posts: 673 - Karma: 1,969
fuck yeah bro claim your ass off
Jan 24 2016 1:10PM
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yungsteeze
Posts: 673 - Karma: 1,969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUxcjDcXrlg
Jan 24 2016 1:10PM
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Morriski_
Posts: 179 - Karma: 895
_Ryan_Cant tell if serious...


Ofcourse hes being serious, NS is no place for joking around
Jan 24 2016 3:02PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,464
Become a woman.










Seriously we need all the help we can get...
Jan 24 2016 3:22PM
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Pachankz
Posts: 729 - Karma: 838
Can't tell if just a troll or narcissist ?!?
Jan 24 2016 3:22PM
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JoshWong
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TheGreenRoomHow should I go about slowing my rate of progression?


Hire me to coach you! ;)
Jan 24 2016 3:51PM
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WNS
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20.494^2 = 420

therefore y = 420x

Definite troll
Jan 24 2016 3:54PM
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L0gic
Posts: 576 - Karma: 2,290
Pick up racing, move to Texas, and live in a shack for a few years. When you feel like you've slowed down, go back out there.
Jan 24 2016 4:05PM
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mike759
Posts: 872 - Karma: 1,949
put rocks in ur pockets it'll make tricks way harder
Jan 24 2016 4:12PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
did you post this thread In the middle of a dub cork midflight?
Jan 24 2016 4:35PM
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Park.
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 4,582
Not a personal experience, but I hear broken ankles might help.

Oh and something about gapping chad??
Jan 24 2016 5:30PM
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HAMNATION
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parkplaygroundNot a personal experience, but I hear broken ankles might help.

Oh and something about gapping chad??


Dude MFM and mack dawg are going to fuck you up for saying that
Jan 24 2016 6:01PM
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ballsagna
Posts: 72 - Karma: 178
schjfMove to mexico


lol
Jan 24 2016 7:31PM
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ballsagna
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schjfMove to mexico


lol
Jan 24 2016 7:31PM
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methscratchface
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you had me at whilst
Jan 24 2016 7:47PM
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gabew34
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OP is trying to not become pro after doing a nosebutter 3.
Jan 24 2016 8:08PM
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Smuffy
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TheGreenRoomi landed one of the freshest nose bud 3's

How should I go about slowing my rate of progression?


Don't ever use the term "nose bud" ever again

Oh wait, that's how you increase your rate of progression
Jan 24 2016 10:23PM
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mr.krabs
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TheGreenRoomWell if I keep progressing at such a rate, I will have exhausted all possible skiing tricks by 2020... I'd hate to be that guy hahah ;)


I am that guy...
Jan 25 2016 12:57AM
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JimmyGreen
Posts: 96 - Karma: 2,287
MinggBecome a woman.










Seriously we need all the help we can get...


If you need help maybe you could start with a backflip :)

:-----------))

:D
Jan 25 2016 1:04AM
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JonnyK
Posts: 307 - Karma: 1,964
Stop skiing
Jan 25 2016 1:09AM
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Mingg
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TheGreenRoomIf you need help maybe you could start with a backflip :)

:-----------))

:D


/: I fucking suck
Jan 25 2016 5:13AM
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Slush
Posts: 1905 - Karma: 12,901
break your legs
Jan 25 2016 7:31AM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,823
do all your tricks blindfolded
Jan 25 2016 9:03AM
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methscratchface
Posts: 1201 - Karma: 4,433
become a dad and sell life insurance. You will be consumed with dad stuff and your dad pants will hinder your progression.
Jan 25 2016 10:34AM
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ESB
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I have been entertained. Thank you for that.
Jan 25 2016 6:33PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
Fucking send it greenroom
Jan 27 2016 2:41PM
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dyer
Posts: 619 - Karma: 964
Op's bragging
Jan 27 2016 2:45PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10718 - Karma: 55,304
start coaching ur friends
Jan 27 2016 2:57PM
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TVRNTVPOOP
Posts: 619 - Karma: 3,583
I had the same problem! I started smoking crack. Occupies all your time! You won't have to progress. Great lifestyle. I just made a couple new friends. Drago, Carlos, and small Ryan. All heavy crack addicts. Just smoke crack!
Jan 27 2016 3:07PM
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