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Most Ridiculous Rap lyrics

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shotvet
Posts: 302 - Karma: 1,614
"i got blood on my hands and there's no remorse, i got blood on my dick cause i f**ked a corpse, CMON" - DMX, Bring Your Whole Crew

What are your favorites??
Jan 4 2016 9:32PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
"Yo yo yo, my name is Op's mom, when I get home I'm gunna ground him from NS for real long."
-OP's mom
Jan 4 2016 9:38PM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3429 - Karma: 11,385
all the songs that rhyme nigga with nigga, and bitch with bitch
Jan 4 2016 9:48PM
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SammyDubz
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 7,216
"My wrist deserve a shout out I'm like what up wrist...my stove deserve a shout out I'm like what up stove"




or something along those lines. 2 chainz maybe?
Jan 4 2016 9:59PM
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Stinging_Roger
Posts: 298 - Karma: 1,504
Anything that Gucci Mane has ever said
Jan 4 2016 9:59PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7493 - Karma: 50,773
"Bitch real Gs move in silence like lasagna"
Jan 4 2016 10:14PM
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NewEscuelers
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 10,958
"Whole clique of registered sex offenders"- Jedi Mind (Young Zee)
Jan 4 2016 10:50PM
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chodo
Posts: 274 - Karma: 918
"I fuck nonstop, lick my lips a lot, used to lick the clits a lot, But lickin' clits had to stop
'Cause y'all don't know how to act when the tongue go down below, Peep the funk flow, really though, I got the cleanest meanest penis, ya never seen this stroke of genius, So take off your Tim boots and your bodysuit, I mean the spandex and hit my man next"

- Biggie

pretty much all of "One More Chance" is ridiculous
Jan 4 2016 11:00PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,386
Eminem - Stan
and
Immortal Technique - Dance With The Devil

come to mind. Actually eminem has other more fucked up shit, but stan is a solid song with a flowing but fucked up story.
Jan 4 2016 11:20PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005
She got a big booty so I call her big booty
Jan 4 2016 11:22PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
"you claim to be a player but I fucked your wife"-, not that creative or anything. It's just brutal because it's true.
Jan 4 2016 11:29PM
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stinky_cheese
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 5,118
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/804591/INTERIOR-CROCODILE-ALLIGATOR--10-hours-
Jan 4 2016 11:33PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
"Got diarrhea flow, now I shit on niggas Even when I'm constipated I still shit on niggas"

young jeezy is just nasty
Jan 4 2016 11:39PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,065
The sun is here
Cover your eyes
All my attributes is dangerous
My moustache is murderous
My hipbone'll send your clique home with they ribs blown back and they wigs sewn to they six pack
Cartilage in a gift wrap
My cartridges click clack
And leave you and your bitch clapped
Now ya bitch ass need a neck brace with a chin strap
Jan 4 2016 11:43PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,065
The sun is here
Cover your eyes
All my attributes is dangerous
My moustache is murderous
My hipbone'll send your clique home with they ribs blown back and they wigs sewn to they six pack
Cartilage in a gift wrap
My cartridges click clack
And leave you and your bitch clapped
Now ya bitch ass need a neck brace with a chin strap
Jan 4 2016 11:43PM
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judmaster77
Posts: 176 - Karma: 224
Bill Cosby on my couch out in Nashville
Long couch painted orange on the cornfields
High fructose concentrated purple spill
She was grabbin' on my schlong doing handstands -riff raff
Jan 5 2016 12:13AM
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270on420out
Posts: 7493 - Karma: 50,773
"If I don't like that hoe I turn her ass into a Frisbee
If I don't like your diss I turn that hoe into a Frisbee"

-2 Chainz
Jan 5 2016 12:15AM
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shotvet
Posts: 302 - Karma: 1,614
BortyImmortal Technique - Dance With The Devil


this is such a dark song
Jan 5 2016 8:52AM
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bait
Posts: 1226 - Karma: 3,578
Straight out the fucking dungeons of rap, where fake niggas dont make it back- Nas NY state of mind.
Jan 5 2016 9:07AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
BortyEminem - Stan
and
Immortal Technique - Dance With The Devil

come to mind. Actually eminem has other more fucked up shit, but stan is a solid song with a flowing but fucked up story.


shotvetthis is such a dark song


he's like dark/deep rap for white kids who aren't actually fans of rap at all.
Jan 5 2016 11:46AM
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Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,192
THEDIRTYBUBBLE"Bitch real Gs move in silence like lasagna"


came 2 say dis
Jan 5 2016 12:00PM
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Lukegnar
Posts: 189 - Karma: 1,239
light a joint, spliff it if your classy -chance
Jan 5 2016 12:47PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
ima put my thumb in her butt
Jan 5 2016 2:27PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
she had a big booty so called her big booy
Jan 5 2016 2:43PM
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JakeBarrett
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 1,843
dick so big its like a foot is in your mouth
Jan 5 2016 2:44PM
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Lonely
Posts: 6599 - Karma: 59,648
Don't drop that thun thun thun don't drop that thun thun thun ayyy
Jan 5 2016 2:45PM
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shotvet
Posts: 302 - Karma: 1,614
make nut come out yo nose, fall on all yo clothes - ying yang twins
Jan 5 2016 3:41PM
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stinkypinky
Posts: 126 - Karma: 496
I don't charge by the inch I charge by the foot
Think I'm lyin', bitch? Here take a look
100% USDA Grade A beef - here's my card call me

AMG, BItch Betta Have My Money
Jan 5 2016 4:15PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36680 - Karma: 110,560
"Should have been a hooper, shot more jump shots than cupid. Should I monster truck or should I candy coupe it?"

"All I ever wanted was to buy Versace island. Candy coat the jet with two naked lady pilots."
Jan 5 2016 4:21PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
SOUND THE HORN!!! WOOOOHHHHHAAAAA WOOOOOAAAAAAHHAHHHHH.
Jan 5 2016 4:53PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
Your moms got no legs, her nickname is no legs, looked in the fridge and we got no eggs.
Can't remember the song but it's 3 loco. Parody group. Still better than chief keef.
Jan 5 2016 5:00PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAKxDbYlXmA/?taken-by=daquan
Jan 5 2016 5:37PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,386
Byron_tha_gr8he's like dark/deep rap for white kids who aren't actually fans of rap at all.


Yeah, just a white kid who doesn't like rap. Never seen any hip hop acts. Some of my most played artists definitely aren't erik b and rakim, a tribe called quest, etc.

I definitely know nothing about hip hop and only listen to shitty over produced party rap on the radio.

Also it's not even a race thing with hip hop, there are a shit ton of black people listening to horrible rap these days as well. It's not really a race thing just a taste thing, and I prefer classic 90's, late 80's.

Just sayin.
Jan 5 2016 7:17PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
BortyYeah, just a white kid who doesn't like rap. Never seen any hip hop acts. Some of my most played artists definitely aren't erik b and rakim, a tribe called quest, etc.

I definitely know nothing about hip hop and only listen to shitty over produced party rap on the radio.

Also it's not even a race thing with hip hop, there are a shit ton of black people listening to horrible rap these days as well. It's not really a race thing just a taste thing, and I prefer classic 90's, late 80's.

Just sayin.


If you listen to Immortal Technique, you're a rap noob. Congrats on being a fan of hip-hop's stalest era. As are most white boy rap "fans".
Jan 5 2016 7:34PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,386
Byron_tha_gr8If you listen to Immortal Technique, you're a rap noob. Congrats on being a fan of hip-hop's stalest era. As are most white boy rap "fans".


Lolz. Nice try, but it's pretty hard to rile me up.

Big WHITE smiles


YOLO

#intranetz
Jan 5 2016 7:43PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,940
Byron_tha_gr8If you listen to Immortal Technique, you're a rap noob. Congrats on being a fan of hip-hop's stalest era. As are most white boy rap "fans".


"My opinion about music is more valid than your opinion about music"
Jan 5 2016 8:54PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
"Like imagination during masturbation,
Fuck what you think, what the fuck did you think?
The day your opinions can cut me a cheque,
That'll be the day I give a fuck what you think."

-Crooked I

"I only make classics, what that take? timing.
Cole under pressure, what that make? Diamonds."

-J Cole
Jan 5 2016 9:10PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
BortyI prefer classic 90's, late 80's.

Just sayin.


rap is in a good state right now. travis scott, young thug and future are killing it. get with the times
Jan 5 2016 9:11PM
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Brocka_Flocka
Posts: 1213 - Karma: 8,770
I'm in the kitchen, yams everywhere.
Jan 5 2016 9:23PM
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TinyTigers
Posts: 484 - Karma: 213
Walked into the church and let my mothafuckin gun spray
Pissed the fuck off cause chick fil a's closed on sundays
- Celph Titled

I stay high like giraffe pussy
- Gucci

Royce's whole bar exam 3 mixtape is pretty ridiculous too.
Jan 5 2016 9:29PM
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Lbird
Posts: 401 - Karma: 2,188
Back in high school I swore i'd never be a trashman
But these stanky niggas got me takin out the trash, man.
-Left Brain
Jan 5 2016 9:54PM
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_____alfredo____
Posts: 1123 - Karma: 2,503
You so full of shit, shut your mouth and let your ass talk
Jan 5 2016 9:55PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
CrotchKiller"My opinion about music is more valid than your opinion about music"


considering i'm black, yes, I have a much better taste in hip-hop thanks to my rapper genetics.
Jan 6 2016 12:49AM
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Pozzy
Posts: 346 - Karma: 674
Yo, I'm a hot and bothered astronaut
crashin' while jackin' off
to bufferin' vids of Asher Roth
eatin' apple sauce
Sent to Earth to poke Catholics
in the ass with saws
And knock blunt ashes into their caskets
and laugh it off

-Earl sweatshirt, wrote when he was 15. He has many more, this one is pretty insane tho
Jan 6 2016 12:56AM
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addie.
Posts: 350 - Karma: 1,430
had my heart broken by this woman named Tammy
but hoes gon' be hoes, so I couldn't blame Tammy








what
Jan 6 2016 11:48AM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
Byron_tha_gr8considering i'm black, yes, I have a much better taste in hip-hop thanks to my rapper genetics.


Fuck off you're barely even brown.
Jan 9 2016 1:39AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
"Still riding clean get my cheese and get my dick sucked".
" good Googley moogley that thing is juicy"
Jan 9 2016 1:55AM
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JakeBarrett
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 1,843
If we're talking ridiculous as in ridiculously great, Earl Sweatshirt takes the cake IMO. /claim
Jan 9 2016 2:16AM
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Krotchs_Brother
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 3,006
"She don wanna swallow so I put it on her neck"

"Count a hundred want a hundred more, that's hunger
Yeah baby, Thugger Thugger hungry, yes I'm hungry
Young Thugger got the munchies"

"Run up I swear to god I want tears from your mother
Fuck nigga tripping, I'll get prison and fuck your father"


Just some of Young Thug's greatest works
Jan 9 2016 7:51AM
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humpty
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More amazing than ridiculous


AZ- Yo Dunn, before the sun set call connect get all the tech’s
I’m vexed, this nigga soft as sex, lost respect, let’s off his neck
My calibre, got me thinkin on a higher algebra
See me I’m just as foul as ya but you ain’t got no style in ya
I’m into bigger cheddar, G’s and better, Armarett-ah’s
Armani sweaters, plus these crabs could never dead us


Nas-Through the lights cameras and action, glamour glitters and gold
I unfold the scroll, plant seeds to stampede the globe
When I’m deceased, by then the beast arise like yeast
To conquer peace leaving savages to roam in the streets

Big L-Big L be lightin' niggas like incense
Gettin' men lynched to win tits
I'm killin' infants for ten cents
Cause I'm a street genius with a unique penis
Got fly chicks on my dick that don't even speak English

I could go on forever
Jan 9 2016 8:10AM
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michiskier23
Posts: 172 - Karma: 298
"I said I might retire, but y'all know I be high" - Lil Wayne

or really almost everything he says
Jan 9 2016 3:25PM
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