Top 3 things that piss you off

They are all kinda about skiing but meh, whatever

1. Gaper grannies with their gaper kids on the lift that insist on putting the bar down and it crushes your head or arm.
2.Little kids that snowplow right at the bottom of jumps or take up the whole fucking trail like, IF YOU PIZZA INSTEAD OF FUCKING FRENCH FRY YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A BAD FUCKING TIME
3. Jerry families that wait in the singles line but insist that they all have to be on the same chair together thus causing the singles line to never fucking move.
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4. People who make the "The world is my canvas and my vape is my brush" joke when their either don't vape or vape and pretend like its the fucking shit
5. Old people that talk to you the whole chairlift ride up about how you remind them of their grand kids that never call. GEEZ I FUCKING WONDER WHY THEY DON'T CALL WHEN YOU TALK THIS FUCKING MUCH
6. That one lift line guy that cant count to fucking four when sending people to the lift.
7. When your pass doesn't scan and the lift guy makes you get it out because they think you are a sketchy teen but the fucking granny next to you just gets to walk by (Thx @Mt Bachelor)
8. When your phone is like "Sup bro, imma going to die cuz im cold. See you when you get home to plug me in."
9. When the jenky kid in the park cant do shit but skis around in is 50XL hoodie that is at his ankles like hes the fucking shit
10. When you wake up late one a pow day and everything it fucking tracked out and all the good booter spots are super crunchy
11-1000000000. I really could go on but im done

1. When people think we need a civil rights movement and that it's just as important as abolishing slavery and that white people still need to be held responsible for slavery.

2. When bitches don't say thank you when you hold the door open for them/when bitches think you're hitting on them when you are just making small talk not to make everything awkward.

3. The fact that Bozeman, Montana doesn't think it's necessary to plow most of their roads and just let them ice over and then they never thaw out.

Dennis Reynolds
Homosexuality
'Buffering' when trying to watch porn

1.) Assholes
2.) Kim Kardashian
3.) Squash

McNocheDennis Reynolds

the fuck is your problem with me McNoche

Dennis_Reynoldsthe fuck is your problem with me McNoche

U mad bud?

1) hesh kids.... particularly snowboarders
2) people who smoke cloves
3) not having whiskey

1. People that always cancel plans
2. Roommates that are always loud
3. Never being able to tie one shoe the same tension as the other

1. People who say they're big mountain skiers cause they ski at snowbird.
2. "How do you build skis?"
3. Most racers.