plyswthsqrrlsweirdest and most random half-claim ever?
Well to make a long story short I was going to take some pretty average and not good looking girl off online dating to dinner my last night in Whistler b/c I hadn't been going out really the last 10 days of my trip due to wanting to ski hard and I was horny and lonely.
But she ended up working until 845 and then cancelled because she had to work the next morning at 5am.
But since she dicked me around by the time she cancelled I was starving as fuck so I was like 'Im going to get a steak and eat it in the bar even if Im alone Im not getting shitty take out'.
So here I am kinda balling cause its Canada and shits mad cheap with the dollar = 1.41 Canadian biggest steak on the menu 2 bottles of red and as Im mid way through my steak and second bottle a bachelorette party rolls in and sits next to me and they all had to talk to the nice guy tucking into a huge steak and pounding wine. Well... I became one of them (all these 40 something hotties were doing mad white too everyone up here loves blow btw)made friends joined the staggette bought a couple rounds of shots and to make a long story short I didn't ski the next day because I was banging a hot cougar worth tens of mils.
Don't be a fucking shmuck going on vacation stateside this winter its all about Canada right now with the heady discount we get on the exchange rate hasn't been like this in decades only a bitch is getting caught sleeping on this and is going somewhere gay as aids like Vail.
