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Out of this world Would You Rather

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sampsihoyos
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Ok, would you rather...

Have $1,000,000 transferred to your bank account

Or have 250,000 transferred to your bank account and you get a tour of everywhere a person has been in our solar system including: The international space station, and a 1st class ticket to the moon with your own private living quarters for duration of the trip and 100% guarantee of all rockets firing correctly and bringing you safely to Earth.

I'd choose the second. How about with no 100% guarantee of safety? Maybe
Dec 17 2015 5:21PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Would you rather have a nipple size penis or penis sized nipples?
Dec 17 2015 5:33PM
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namechange
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But no one has ever gone to the moon

Dec 17 2015 5:36PM
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JAHpow
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Space obviously
Dec 17 2015 7:04PM
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HAMNATION
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Dennis_ReynoldsWould you rather have a nipple size penis or penis sized nipples?


penis sized nipples, and the mill fuck space
Dec 17 2015 7:57PM
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saskskier
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I'd take the million, but deeply, deeply regret not going to space.
Dec 17 2015 8:01PM
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NewEscuelers
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Would people know that I've been to space all those times? Because someone who's been to all those places would certainly get to go on primetime talk shows and get tons of publicity and inevitably get their own TV show
Dec 17 2015 8:15PM
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itzki
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Dennis_ReynoldsWould you rather have a nipple size penis or penis sized nipples?


but they could be micropenis sized nipples, so therefore everything could be normal...
Dec 17 2015 8:38PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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itzkibut they could be micropenis sized nipples, so therefore everything could be normal...


theres no loophole
Dec 17 2015 8:40PM
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no_steeze
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I really like your "out of this world" pun. Well done.

I would give all the money I will ever make to go on that tour of space, so I think i'd take #2. What amount of money is worth not getting to have an experience like that?
Dec 18 2015 11:46AM
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.Hugo.
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The million.
Dec 18 2015 1:55PM
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Titus69
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#2 sure I won't get as much but getting a couple hundred K's would be nice plus being in space is something that's always interested me.
Dec 18 2015 1:56PM
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sampsihoyos
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NewEscuelersWould people know that I've been to space all those times? Because someone who's been to all those places would certainly get to go on primetime talk shows and get tons of publicity and inevitably get their own TV show


Exactly. Make your mill later off publicity and/or just generally good investments. I'd just pick up a moon rock, bring it back and sell it for whatever it goes for on the market. Or put it in the face of a Rolex and sell that for a million dollars.
Dec 18 2015 2:23PM
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BenWhit
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I am fucking terrified of air planes so there is not a chance in hell you are putting me on a shuttle, 100% safe or not. I hate heights. I hate all things in the sky. Give me the $1,000,000.
Dec 18 2015 2:34PM
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sampsihoyos
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Or bring a couple expensive watches to the moon, take a photo with them on the moon then come back and sell the watches for probably a mill. Then you get to say you're the first person to visit in 40 years, and you get your mill
Dec 18 2015 2:37PM
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-emile-
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saskskierI'd take the million, but deeply, deeply regret not going to space.


take the 250k
go to space
write a book on your experience
book talk shows appearances
profit
make millions
profit
Dec 18 2015 3:35PM
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sampsihoyos
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This Omega went to the moon and sold for 245,000$

http://m.space.com/31405-omega-moon-watch-sells-for-245k.html?cmpid=514630_20151218_56502676&adbid=10153207132201466&adbpl=fb&adbpr=17610706465
Dec 18 2015 3:50PM
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saskskier
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-emile-take the 250k
go to space
write a book on your experience
book talk shows appearances
profit
make millions
profit


I get that, but I don't think travelling to space has the same profitability as it used to.

That said, I suppose if you were one of the first people to walk on the moon since the 70's it would be a bit deal. Also, if you could prove/disprove the moon conspiracies, so you could probably do okay.

My answer might change if I could hang out on the moon for a bit.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/802058/Brian-Regan---I-Walked-On-The-Moon
Dec 18 2015 3:53PM
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chicknfriedsteak
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Would you rather be dragged behind a car by your feet at 10 mph a crossed the salt flats in Utah tell you died or be castrated and then die of gangrene after 2 weeks.
Dec 18 2015 4:47PM
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DBack1321
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Would you rather drink a shot of your mom's period blood or your dad's cum?
Dec 19 2015 12:58AM
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DBack1321
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chicknfriedsteakWould you rather be dragged behind a car by your feet at 10 mph a crossed the salt flats in Utah tell you died or be castrated and then die of gangrene after 2 weeks.


This is a hard one haha.
Dec 19 2015 1:01AM
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HenriksDreads
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i'll take the million. as dope as it would be to go to space... deep down i feel like it's overrated plus think of all the incredible skiing you could do with a mil
Dec 19 2015 1:09AM
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gotti
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chicknfriedsteakWould you rather be dragged behind a car by your feet at 10 mph a crossed the salt flats in Utah tell you died or be castrated and then die of gangrene after 2 weeks.


Pussy as it may be, 10 mph would probably end up getting to your dick anyway. Ill take the gangrene pls
Dec 19 2015 2:06AM
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