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Taboo Things in Skiing

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Kretzschmar
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As Steve Stepp once said while discussing skiing and drinking wine, "The bow and arrow grab....I don't really want to demonstrate it because its fucking stupid."


What else are taboo things in skiing?
Dec 9 2015 9:23PM
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Bogs
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LbirdNobody uses it in the NW either


Yeah, a lot of places in the PNW don't even HAVE them.
Dec 10 2015 7:39PM
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JimmyRecard
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Goggles without reflective lenses
Dec 10 2015 9:20PM
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SammyDubz
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cakeshredshardGoggles without reflective lenses


nahhh dark gray its where it's @
Dec 10 2015 9:23PM
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bongslut420
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BortyThe fact that racers have proper skiing technique, and many of the park rats that make fun of them, have very poor skiing technique.


found the race kid
Dec 10 2015 11:46PM
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CHORIZO
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having your buddy rub out you shinbang in the lodge
Dec 11 2015 1:12AM
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flashtrash
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deliberately sneaking ahead in the lift queue to get near a pro whilst pretending to absent mindly look into the mid-distance
Dec 11 2015 6:39AM
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Rusticles
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KrotchAs Steve Stepp once said while discussing skiing and drinking wine, "The bow and arrow grab....I don't really want to demonstrate it because its fucking stupid."
What else are taboo things in skiing?


chapz69Any grab like the bow and arrow where you have to contort yourself so much its impossible to have style because your in a crazy yoga position, I think the dub handrag 3 is pretty taboo if done like a gymnast


Wow, I must be getting old, was always a big fan of a TJ schiller flatspin with a bow and arrow

3maniaIn Colorado, pulling down the safety bar. I know everywhere else you pull that things down before you get off the ramp, but NO ONE uses that shit around here.


frickindarnNobody uses them anywhere..


Fuck that, I like having something to lean on.
Dec 11 2015 10:26AM
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tris10radeka
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renting a snowboard for the day
Dec 11 2015 2:27PM
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AgitatedHiatus
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French fry when you're supposed to pizza.
Dec 11 2015 2:28PM
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Pegel18
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NinetyFourUrban with un-shovelled stairs.


^^^
Dec 11 2015 3:56PM
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Ski_Alot
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saga skittle suits
Dec 11 2015 4:03PM
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jreilly
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skiizey_steezySilent rock


fuck outta here i been doing that since i first went to hood and my dad has been doing the same when he was a kid. shits gotta date back to the beginning of timberline at least.
Dec 11 2015 4:50PM
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hoodratz47
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Don't fuck with silent Rock. You could make a bridge across 26 with the broken collarbone and acl's from those who did not heed.
Dec 14 2015 6:54PM
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p1ank_
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puting urban in Toyota comercials
Dec 14 2015 6:56PM
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whoa-dere
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B_KCalling last run


buddy called last run once.... he's gay now
Dec 14 2015 7:27PM
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bait
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reverts and shuffles are what you do when you want to spin an extra 180 but cant do it in the air
Dec 14 2015 7:33PM
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Rockhound
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whoa-derebuddy called last run once.... he's gay now


Really? Not to be SJW but this doesn't need to be here
Dec 14 2015 7:35PM
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BumpzNtrees
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In CO, it's hella taboo to use pole straps. Everyone is scared of a tree pulling their arm off.

That's okay if you're scared of heights and want to use the bar, but I will say the nastiest shit to you, in front of your kids, if you hit me in the head with it without saying anything.
Dec 14 2015 7:38PM
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TZA.
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BumpzNtreesIn CO, it's hella taboo to use pole straps. Everyone is scared of a tree pulling their arm off.

That's okay if you're scared of heights and want to use the bar, but I will say the nastiest shit to you, in front of your kids, if you hit me in the head with it without saying anything.


u mad bro
Dec 14 2015 7:49PM
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marrows
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Ghosties. We're not snowboarding here lads
Dec 14 2015 7:50PM
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FrostyMN.
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cariboo grinds... I enjoy my knees too much.
Dec 14 2015 8:20PM
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klibs
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SWITCH PIZZA
Dec 14 2015 8:21PM
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SteveStepp
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THEDIRTYBUBBLE(Most) Shuffles


I agree. I think shuffles are pretty wack, the only cool one ive ever seen from Dane tudor at 2:15
http://mpora.com/videos/zx45IOCYR#g1XgkmOBbFftMCqd.97


Dane Tudor and Sammy C GLIdin a Ski video by Ski Union
Dec 14 2015 9:55PM
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BestDamnSkier
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freestyler540-Stepping on someone else's skis: Come on, it like getting your leg chopped off.


You have got to be kidding. I run over my friends' skis all the time in the lift line. It's even funnier if you can do it to strangers.

Remember kids: The faster you break your skis, the sooner you can justify getting new ones.
Dec 14 2015 10:05PM
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BlakeMcGuire
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Volkl teletubbie suits
Dec 14 2015 10:40PM
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Kazabazua
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They'll be cool again.
Dec 14 2015 10:43PM
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Lokdog
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Ruroc
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cbj
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Personally I think the bow and arrow grab is fucking sick.

I think using an object to shotgun a beer (keys or a knife) while skiing is pretty weak

Idk i just drink a lot
Dec 14 2015 11:39PM
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Skibumsmith
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traversing under landings (Alta)
Dec 15 2015 12:09AM
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matteo.rey.7
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Backslide to forward
Dec 15 2015 1:44AM
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ForeverYung
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SteveSteppI agree. I think shuffles are pretty wack, the only cool one ive ever seen from Dane tudor at 2:15
http://mpora.com/videos/zx45IOCYR#g1XgkmOBbFftMCqd.97


Dane Tudor and Sammy C GLIdin a Ski video by Ski Union


Idk about you guys but if shuffles are quick, snappy (and intentional) I think they look rad. I.e. Hornbeck, Downey, etc
Dec 15 2015 10:12AM
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pattyWhack
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klibsSWITCH PIZZA


agreed
Dec 15 2015 11:27AM
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Amarino
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12 year olds and saga.
Dec 15 2015 11:51AM
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KapitolPhoto
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3maniapulling down the safety bar.


You wouldn't like riding the lift with me & my irrational fear of heights.
Dec 15 2015 12:30PM
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mr.society
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One piece outerwear. Not havin it
Dec 15 2015 3:18PM
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Burgy
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tall t over a jacket... maybe with some jackets it can slide, but for the most part... NaH
Dec 15 2015 3:23PM
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COSkierDude
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Anyone asking me where my poles are..

Like they're necessary gear for any type of skiing
Dec 16 2015 10:32AM
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cbj
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erosenAnyone asking me where my poles are..

Like they're necessary gear for any type of skiing


Okay, lets see you ski a chute with no poles
Dec 16 2015 4:55PM
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Karl_Hungus
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hoodratz47Don't fuck with silent Rock. You could make a bridge across 26 with the broken collarbone and acl's from those who did not heed.


This is the truth. One day as a naive young skier I left ludacris bumpin on my past the rock and proceeded to break my collarbone in half on a cannon box later that day.. If I had called last run it could've been a death sentence
Dec 17 2015 2:55PM
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KilaTsunami
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- Telling someone to put out a blunt in the gondola
- Those rubber mohawk things
- Spread eagles
- STEALING GEAR FROM THE LODGE (Kids i know stole like 5 snowboards that belong to other riders, they got caught like 2 days later bus they put them on eBay)
- Vapes on the lift line
Dec 20 2015 10:01PM
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K-Dot.
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cbjOkay, lets see you ski a chute with no poles


I did it last year at snowbird when I had a broken hand. I'm not saying I wouldn't preferred to have poles but it's definitely doable to ski big mountain without poles. You end up a lot closer to the mountain on your turns, a lot like snowboarding
Dec 21 2015 11:48AM
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randymeetsworld
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When people overlap their lift tickets until they are the size of a book... Just stop.
Jan 22 2016 5:00PM
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Elg
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ScottyBuggati- Telling someone to put out a blunt in the gondola
- Those rubber mohawk things
- Spread eagles
- STEALING GEAR FROM THE LODGE (Kids i know stole like 5 snowboards that belong to other riders, they got caught like 2 days later bus they put them on eBay)
- Vapes on the lift line


So blunts in the gondola are ok, but vapes in the lift line are not?

Also, spread eagles are sick
Jan 22 2016 5:07PM
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Big_Mtn
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frickindarnNobody uses them anywhere..


In NZ (Cardrona) they'll stop the lift and yell at you, but at Ruapehu they don't really care.
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frickindarn
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Big_MtnIn NZ (Cardrona) they'll stop the lift and yell at you, but at Ruapehu they don't really care.


In Colorado I've never even seen ski patrol use them to be honest. That's crazy how strict some countries are. What happens in a roll back if your bar is down?!
Jan 22 2016 7:40PM
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Shawleen
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B_KCalling last run


Did that. My ACL are still mad at me (but a least they are still there).
Jan 22 2016 8:09PM
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Mingg
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frickindarnIn Colorado I've never even seen ski patrol use them to be honest. That's crazy how strict some countries are. What happens in a roll back if your bar is down?!


I've gotten my pass pulled for not putting down the bar in NY.

Also in a roll back you would raise the bar and jump off lol.
Jan 22 2016 8:15PM
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Deforestation
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MinggI've gotten my pass pulled for not putting down the bar in NY.


Probably because NY mountains are land of the asian invasian. Lots of gapers who don't know how to use lifts + lack of safety harness = bad

Wht mountain?
Jan 22 2016 11:47PM
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Craze
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RusticlesWow, I must be getting old, was always a big fan of a TJ schiller flatspin with a bow and arrow





Fuck that, I like having something to lean on.


frickindarnIn Colorado I've never even seen ski patrol use them to be honest. That's crazy how strict some countries are. What happens in a roll back if your bar is down?!


I was so high most of the time in Co that I would just announce "Bar Down!" and put that shit down. East coast has absolutely no lifts that high or that long and just being able to rest my feet felt like a god send.
Jan 23 2016 12:00AM
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Kretzschmar
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Bump
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