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The best new ski co in the world

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CHORIZO
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Starting my new ski company DSDO ski co. heres a preview



guaranteed to be the floppiest, most buttery, fully symmetrical ski in the game

any pros want to rep these bad boys?
Dec 6 2015 12:43PM
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iFlip
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Could I get a murdered our (black) pair?
Dec 6 2015 12:47PM
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CHORIZO
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iFlipCould I get a murdered our (black) pair?


The way it works is
180- black
170- pink
160- yellow
Dec 6 2015 12:59PM
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Peter.
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tbk is the best ski company
Dec 6 2015 1:21PM
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Sno.
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CHORIZOThe way it works is
180- black
170- pink
160- yellow


lolololol
Dec 6 2015 1:41PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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these would look so good with these bindings
CHORIZOStarting my new ski company DSDO ski co. heres a preview



guaranteed to be the floppiest, most buttery, fully symmetrical ski in the game

any pros want to rep these bad boys?
Dec 6 2015 2:04PM
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Big_Spence
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CHORIZOThe way it works is
180- black
170- pink
160- yellow




no kids sizes.... :-/
i want my little ripper shredding on a these ASAP.
Dec 6 2015 2:18PM
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CHORIZO
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Sno.lolololol


Mom, i found somethin that looked like my new skis under ur bed. I thought it was a ski pole but it was really floppy
Dec 6 2015 2:51PM
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Sno.
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CHORIZOMom, i found somethin that looked like my new skis under ur bed. I thought it was a ski pole but it was really floppy


why did you have to go and spoil christmas? You know I hide your gifts under the bed!
Dec 6 2015 3:03PM
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amo
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...this thread is dildos.
Dec 6 2015 3:20PM
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Deepskier
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CHORIZOThe way it works is
180- black
170- pink
160- yellow



what about 190's? is there a female version would buy a that
Dec 6 2015 3:32PM
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CHORIZO
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Deepskierwhat about 190's? is there a female version would buy a that


The only one that would be able to handle the 190s would be your mom
Dec 6 2015 5:17PM
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stinkypinky
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Dennis_Reynolds

these would look so good with these bindings

fr though, these=fks+landing in the backseat
Dec 6 2015 5:29PM
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Sno.
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CHORIZOguaranteed to be the floppiest


CHORIZOit was really floppy


I feel like you're missing the point of a dildo, son.
Dec 6 2015 6:16PM
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CHORIZO
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Sno.I feel like you're missing the point of a dildo, son.


Sorry confused them with slim jims. Happens way more often than id like to admit
Dec 6 2015 6:21PM
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