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Picking up lifties

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Doc.Stomp
Posts: 86 - Karma: 1,374
when theres a cute girl scanning passes, ever tried to get there attention? Vice versa for dudes as well?

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Dec 4 2015 4:43PM
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PoLaRpEaK
Posts: 439 - Karma: 555
To easy, make sure to wrap it up.
Dec 4 2015 5:24PM
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Ian_Fitz
Posts: 826 - Karma: 6,509
Do this it will work I swear!
1. Talk about how she's so great at her job every time you ride up.
2. After a couple times off riding up have your friend throw you off the lift.
3. When she comes up to you on the ground act as though you broke some thing and or have a concussion because you probably do.
4. When she asks"are you hurt?" Say -are you hurt?
"What" she will say because she's really confused....say it looks like it hurt when you fell from heaven. She will say "no this is serious, we have to get ski patrol"
5. Say -it's not that serious I was just falling for you.
6. Pee in her butt..it will happen../end
Dec 4 2015 6:20PM
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Ian_Fitz
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Or even better have her scan ur pass and put it by ur junk. As she's scanning it look into her eyes and slowly move her hand towards your junk more.
Dec 4 2015 6:26PM
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McNoche
Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,661
EbolaOr even better have her scan ur pass and put it by ur junk. As she's scanning it look into her eyes and slowly move her hand towards your junk more.


you have never seen a vagina in person have you
Dec 4 2015 7:26PM
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Ian_Fitz
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McNocheyou have never seen a vagina in person have you


What's that?
Dec 5 2015 10:18AM
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gotti
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McNocheyou have never seen a vagina in person have you


have you?
Dec 5 2015 10:23AM
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McNoche
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KansasJibhave you?


Yes I have. On that note, tell your mom I liked her landing strip.
Dec 5 2015 10:58AM
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PoLaRpEaK
Posts: 439 - Karma: 555
EbolaOr even better have her scan ur pass and put it by ur junk. As she's scanning it look into her eyes and slowly move her hand towards your junk more.


I think that constitutes sexual assault.
Dec 5 2015 11:06AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,158
My friend tried while poaching and got kicked off the hill.
Dec 5 2015 11:35AM
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Zimmy
Posts: 1258 - Karma: -1,327
"Thanks for raising the bar"
"I couldn't get down here fast enough"
"Let me be your last ride"
Dec 5 2015 11:45AM
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dirthole_themole
Posts: 18 - Karma: -169
I had sex with your mom...idk if that counts?
Dec 5 2015 11:58AM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
At Vail Resorts, lifty picks up you!


(said in a Russian accent of course)
Dec 5 2015 12:07PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
When she asks for your lift pass, pull out a magnum condom and a wad of 100 dollar bills "oops wrong pocket"
Dec 5 2015 1:40PM
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ascent_studios
Posts: 2157 - Karma: 4,578
dirthole_themoleI had sex with your mom...idk if that counts?


dude stop with the shitty ass posts no one thinks its funny
Dec 5 2015 3:51PM
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Earl_Globz
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 779
Dennis Reynolds you are on fire today
Dec 5 2015 4:07PM
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Egg.roll
Posts: 170 - Karma: 397
I once saw a liftie with a cute voice, next ride up i realised it was a guy with long hair that had a very female sounding voice. scarred for life
Dec 5 2015 4:29PM
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Jon_Taffer
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 5,383
Dennis_ReynoldsWhen she asks for your lift pass, pull out a magnum condom and a wad of 100 dollar bills "oops wrong pocket"


you really do love sunny
Dec 5 2015 4:42PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Earl_GlobzDennis Reynolds you are on fire today


Dec 5 2015 6:27PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
A cute lifty gave me a hug. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Dec 5 2015 6:33PM
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musclehamster
Posts: 244 - Karma: 1,205
make sure you take a deep breath, because sometimes they end up looking like this....

gabby from copper mountain colorado last year....
Dec 5 2015 7:00PM
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dirthole_themole
Posts: 18 - Karma: -169
ben_collinsdude stop with the shitty ass posts no one thinks its funny


I'm the victim here.
Dec 5 2015 8:03PM
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rileyhopperstad
Posts: 155 - Karma: 387
EbolaOr even better have her scan ur pass and put it by ur junk. As she's scanning it look into her eyes and slowly move her hand towards your junk more.


or, when she goes to scan your pass, put her hand near your junk but rip your pants off at the same time so she knows you're serious. Then, proceed to pick her up on your back and take her to the trashiest sleezer motel in town and get down to business.
Dec 5 2015 10:33PM
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