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Ever have sex on the ski hill?

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Rennis_Deynolds
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Honest question, though the answer is probably no because everyone on newschoolers is a virgin.
If so where did you do it? Gondola? Bushes?



































pics or it didn't happen
Nov 28 2015 12:37PM
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Substitute
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Ever made a good thread?
Nov 28 2015 12:40PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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SubstituteEver made a good thread?


thats irrelevant
Nov 28 2015 12:44PM
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Newschoolers55
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I had it so hard that I broke my ankles.
Nov 28 2015 12:44PM
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Anesteezia
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Lol what is sex?
Nov 28 2015 1:09PM
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gnarballsianm
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SubstituteEver made a good thread?


Peeled
Nov 28 2015 1:11PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Ever repost on the repost hill?
Nov 28 2015 1:23PM
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mountainmanpete
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I'm 12 what is this
Nov 28 2015 1:29PM
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NewEscuelers
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OP skis on hills and not mountains
Nov 28 2015 2:21PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Gondola.
Nov 28 2015 2:34PM
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John18_6
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On the chair but I fell off. 3/10 wouldn't recommend to a friend.
Nov 28 2015 2:47PM
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gnar_whal
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Kinda hard to in Michigan. It only takes 1 minute to get to the top
Nov 28 2015 3:18PM
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Wheat
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gnar_whalKinda hard to in Michigan. It only takes 1 minute to get to the top


dont pretend like you need more than that
Nov 28 2015 3:20PM
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Felice
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Ive ass-fucked and done crazy sex positions with chicks on chairlifts

I like to get creative
Nov 28 2015 3:23PM
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losh
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FeliceIve ass-fucked and done crazy sex positions with chicks on chairlifts

I like to get creative


Claim
Nov 28 2015 4:55PM
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e~b
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FeliceIve ass-fucked and done crazy sex positions with chicks on chairlifts

I like to get creative


you are honestly one of the worst accounts on ns. Only good thing you've done in a while is change your name from facedownassup
Nov 28 2015 5:05PM
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.otto.
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gnar_whalKinda hard to in Michigan. It only takes 1 minute to get to the top


Wheatdont pretend like you need more than that


you pretty much asked for that burn with that post
Nov 28 2015 5:14PM
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gnar_whal
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Wheatdont pretend like you need more than that


Not when it's your mom
Nov 28 2015 5:33PM
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WVskiing
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Does peeing on a girl's twin tips count?
Nov 28 2015 5:48PM
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mountainmanpete
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WVskiingDoes peeing on a girl's twin tips count?


Pretty sexual
Nov 28 2015 6:02PM
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mountainmanpete
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WVskiingDoes peeing on a girl's twin tips count?


Sounds like sex to me
Nov 28 2015 6:04PM
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UilyJeff
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Gondola and next to the halfway hut
Nov 28 2015 8:05PM
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chicknfriedsteak
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No, but I've got my ass pounded crashing a few times, so same thing.
Nov 28 2015 8:47PM
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Titus69
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These pound my ass everytime I land backseat, brutal..
Nov 28 2015 9:08PM
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chuckmarty
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I crashed and my binding went inside my ass once. Still counts.
Nov 28 2015 9:10PM
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Shoey-Ski
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Op why have you been making tons of threads? You've had your account for like a week and your up to 103 posts
Nov 28 2015 9:17PM
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Deepskier
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gnar_whalKinda hard to in Michigan. It only takes 1 minute to get to the top

That's not a problem for you tho, is it? Common friend lets be real
Titus69
These pound my ass everytime I land backseat, brutal..

I fucking killed my gucc (between balls and asshole idk how to spell it) it was possibly the worst feeling ever.
Nov 28 2015 10:48PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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gucc (between balls and asshole idk how to spell it) [/quote]

the correct spelling is "Gouch"

Nov 28 2015 10:52PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
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Dennis_ReynoldsBushes?



































pics or it didn't happen


Probably more common in the 70's & 80's.
Nov 28 2015 11:05PM
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yeahmon
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Squirrel_MurphyProbably more common in the 70's & 80's.


That comeback was fire
Nov 28 2015 11:24PM
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YawnPell
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DeepskierThat's not a problem for you tho, is it? Common friend lets be real

I fucking killed my gucc (between balls and asshole idk how to spell it) it was possibly the worst feeling ever.


Holy shit exactly. I got ass-fucked by mine and it hurt to walk after...
Nov 28 2015 11:47PM
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Deepskier
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OrganicspoonsHoly shit exactly. I got ass-fucked by mine and it hurt to walk after...


holy fuck i tried to frontfilp and just killed my self
Nov 29 2015 12:18AM
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dmski
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Titus69
These pound my ass everytime I land backseat, brutal..


Funny ya mention those... Just talked with a ski shop the other day and some marker griffons apparently destroyed this one chick. It's not very often 'vaginal tearing' gets flung around the ski shop.
Nov 29 2015 12:22AM
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JTCasper540_MN
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I have never sexed

Do emojis show up in this thread? 💩💩💩
Nov 29 2015 12:34AM
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.S.B.
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dmskiIt's not very often 'vaginal tearing' gets flung around the ski shop.


You must be going to the wrong ski shops.
Nov 29 2015 1:16AM
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skierman
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Multiple times but during the summer with my MTB and a few cub scouts. Does that still count?
Nov 29 2015 1:24AM
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413Crew
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Dennis_ReynoldsHonest question, though the answer is probably no because everyone on newschoolers is a virgin.
If so where did you do it? Gondola? Bushes?


































pics or it didn't happen

when i clicked on this thread and saw the big blank spot under the txt i thought a picture was gonna load of him banging some girl on the side of the trail in the woods.
Nov 29 2015 5:02PM
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elcornholio
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i do the seks al the tim
Nov 29 2015 5:18PM
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gnarballsianm
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Once heard a story from the shop guys of a chick who landed back seat on her marker bindings and the only thing from the doctors report that was told was, "extreme vaginal tearing,"

I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.
Nov 29 2015 5:57PM
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Nick.A
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Wheatdont pretend like you need more than that


/thread
Nov 29 2015 6:05PM
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steeze_louise
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skiermanMultiple times but during the summer with my MTB and a few cub scouts. Does that still count?


you had sex with cub scouts????????????
Nov 29 2015 6:51PM
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GrapeHunter
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e~byou are honestly one of the worst accounts on ns. Only good thing you've done in a while is change your name from facedownassup


lol my exact thoughts, this 12 year old thinks his "local supermarket" is "filled with cougars that are all over him"
Nov 29 2015 7:39PM
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arnie_grape
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Deepskiergucc (between balls and asshole idk how to spell it)


Gooch
Nov 29 2015 7:56PM
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YawnPell
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Deepskierholy fuck i tried to frontfilp and just killed my self


oh my god that sounds brutal.
Nov 29 2015 8:54PM
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guccisosabatman
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This may be completely irrelevant but I had to shit so bad once I dipped into the woods and dropped one. Snow wasn't the best tp
Nov 30 2015 12:38AM
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doot
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e~byou are honestly one of the worst accounts on ns. Only good thing you've done in a while is change your name from facedownassup


stop hating on my man felice he gets a shitload of whole foods milfs
Nov 30 2015 9:34PM
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KingTaco
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gondola 54
Dec 1 2015 12:05AM
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KravtZ
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ParkernayrThis may be completely irrelevant but I had to shit so bad once I dipped into the woods and dropped one. Snow wasn't the best tp


Shat my pants twice out west when it couldnt make it to the bathroom. $150 for two new pairs of long johns
Dec 1 2015 9:13AM
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yu.pang.12
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I only saw skiers run into each other and got their skies tangled, into a lovely doggie position, for about, some good long one minute.
Dec 1 2015 11:07AM
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_MNice_
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Dennis_Reynoldsgucc (between balls and asshole idk how to spell it)

the correct spelling is "Gouch"



No its "gooch"
Dec 1 2015 11:09AM
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