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How old is Hartman really?

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.GUCCI.
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I've heard 34, 43 as low as 28 but I know that isn't right, I'm thinking early 30's?
Oct 26 2015 6:48PM
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gnar_whal
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Oct 26 2015 6:56PM
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brend
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Oct 26 2015 7:01PM
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.GUCCI.
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gnar_whal69


b_rend666


true
Oct 26 2015 7:47PM
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Static
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A lot of people mix him up with his younger brother (and older sister to a lesser extent), that could be part of the confusion.
Oct 26 2015 9:40PM
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JayBadge
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Hartman doesn't age, his real name is Dorian Grey...
Oct 26 2015 9:50PM
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SKIER_TRASH
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old enough yet too young to die.
Oct 26 2015 9:54PM
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jaronstad
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Herd he's old..his skiing and grey hair are telling me late 40s.
Oct 26 2015 9:59PM
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perryhunter
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I think he's in his 30's..
Oct 26 2015 10:18PM
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Gfunkrussell
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I went to his birthday once but he feed me too much fine Bullet bourban over frozen rocks of marble then we went to a bar and when I woke up I had pidgeon blood and feathers all over my hands and face... and forgot how old he turned. The end. Hail Satin
Oct 26 2015 10:20PM
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.GUCCI.
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We made it onto his fb hahahaha keep it going
Oct 26 2015 10:28PM
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Troy.
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I've always believed that he, like Keanu Reeves, are immortal. He is the alpha and the omega.
Oct 26 2015 10:45PM
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.GUCCI.
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whoever commented on his fb that "your liver is at least 75" is a genius
Oct 27 2015 12:51AM
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ndye
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The one time I saw him, the only thing I was interested in was his facial hair. So hes definitely at least through most of puberty.
Oct 27 2015 1:09AM
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d.mcknight
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420
Oct 27 2015 2:20AM
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aidansheahan
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i love this thread title
Oct 27 2015 2:35AM
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HOTPOSSIE
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jaronstadHerd he's old..his skiing and grey hair are telling me late 40s.


Judging by my skiing I am in my 70s, but if we are judging by skiing that would make you the mayor of Guadalajara, so looks can be deceiving.
Oct 27 2015 10:10AM
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-Dan
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HOTPOSSIEJudging by my skiing I am in my 70s, but if we are judging by skiing that would make you the mayor of Guadalajara, so looks can be deceiving.


LOL
Oct 27 2015 10:48AM
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JOYSTICK*
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old enough to party
Oct 27 2015 11:38AM
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Troy.
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HOTPOSSIEJudging by my skiing I am in my 70s, but if we are judging by skiing that would make you the mayor of Guadalajara, so looks can be deceiving.


Savage.
Oct 27 2015 11:45AM
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Deepskier
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666.42069 jah blaze
Oct 27 2015 1:52PM
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Mr.Bishop
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HOTPOSSIEJudging by my skiing I am in my 70s, but if we are judging by skiing that would make you the mayor of Guadalajara, so looks can be deceiving.


Oct 27 2015 2:00PM
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Level1
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Oct 27 2015 2:04PM
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.GUCCI.
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i'll take it
Oct 27 2015 2:57PM
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FUUUCK
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old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway
Oct 27 2015 3:20PM
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BAYKUR
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FUUUCKold enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway


every 15 year old girls instagram bio
Oct 27 2015 3:51PM
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frickindarn
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If say like 5'8"
Oct 27 2015 4:19PM
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Fairview
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I heard he just had his sweet 16, I think he is a young gun.
Oct 27 2015 5:49PM
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Brule.
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Old enough to be someone's potential dad, but young enough to party hard.
Oct 27 2015 7:16PM
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