Cute Girl at the Post Office

TallxTWith my package ready to be handled. shipping international so I had a little bit of time to converse. She handed me my change and I asked for her number. It was dope. She paused for a moment put her smile down and quietly said yes.

I'm not posting pictures. But it definitely happened.

Now get yourself a date dude!! We are all going to make it

BonzaloNow get yourself a date dude!! We are all going to make it

meeting up with her tomorrow afternoon to hang out.

TallxTmeeting up with her tomorrow afternoon to hang out.

Pee in her butt??

MassivedonkeydicPee in her butt??

YASSSSS!!!

TallxTWith my package ready to be handled. shipping international so I had a little bit of time to converse. She handed me my change and I asked for her number. It was dope. She paused for a moment put her smile down and quietly said yes.

I'm not posting pictures. But it definitely happened.

Post the story in more detail. And post pics.

MassivedonkeydicPee in her butt??

This is the best way to get them coming back for more

This is one of those threads that I am going to have to read start to finish once a year. Good job op

Cats.Post the story in more detail. And post pics.

Ok. I didn't want to because its not a great success. Its really only a success because i got her number, otherwise its pretty pitiful.

This post office is sorta outta my way most of the time but if I stop by on the way to work its not a huge detour. I called called into work for Thursday and had a few things to ship out so I was like word, here we go again. I decided to leave one package in the car for Friday just incase she isn't working. Good thing I did that cause she wasn't there thursday.

Friday on my way to work, I'm running a bit late but I had already decided it was today or never since Killington open Monday and I won't give a shit about it then. If she's not working I'm over it. This is about to be my 4th attempt I think and that just sounds desperate as fuck typing it. Anyway I roll in and have to fill out a customs form. I go up to the cashier to grab a pen and behind the customer being helped I discover she is working.

I get the pen and go back to the counter to fill out my customs form. I take my sweet time doing so because now that I know she is here I know that I have to pull the trigger on asking her for her number, mostly for myself but also because I now have my online community on my back expecting me to deliver. I manage to fill out the form without passing out. The customer that was there has left but she is no longer behind the register.

I ring the bell "for assistance," nervous that someone else will come out to help me and I'd feel like an idiot. Fortunately she comes around the corner. We small talk a bit while she enters the information. Its going well. I don't really make her laugh at all which I would consider a strength of mine when talking to girls so I'm not really feeling so confident. Time is running out because she tells me the total.

I'm panicking as I hand her the 11 dollars because I don't have an in. I have not managed to charm her, flirt with her, or make her laugh. It was fairly vanilla conversation so why the fuck would she give me her number.

She hands me my change and reaches to give me my receipt. I'm fucked. Literally I'm out of time. I need to do it now. With my receipt in hand I have no reason to still be standing at the register. Secretly I'm mustering up the courage to ask her and finally manage to get the words out.
"Can I ask you for your number?"
She pauses, puts her head down with a little smile and says, "Yes."
Then in an astounding show of my confidence is respond with, "Really?"

I reach for my phone which I quickly realize is a mistake. She was reaching for a pen to write it on my receipt which would have been way more awesome then what I do next.
With my flip phone out of my pocket I open it and she starts to say her number. Probably regretting agreeing to share it with me after seeing my cellular device. My fingers are trembling as I enter it cautiously. I ask her to repeat herself to make sure I've got it right. Then I tell her to enjoy the rest of her day and I leave.

I make it to my car even tho my legs are jello at this point and blast some Cam'ron all the way to work.

gnar_whalOP give us her name

OP give us her address

OP give us her Social Security number

TallxTand blast some Cam'ron all the way to work.

my man killin it

proud of you OP. hopefully im invited to the wedding in a few years

also have fun at killy tomorrow

I cant wait for the first Newschoolers wedding. Everybody in this thread obviously gets an invite to the wedding. We've known the couple since the begining of the relationship.

TallxTFriday on my way to work, I'm running a bit late but I had already decided it was today or never since Killington open Monday and I won't give a shit about it then. If she's not working I'm over it. This is about to be my 4th attempt I think and that just sounds desperate as fuck typing it. Anyway I roll in and have to fill out a customs form. I go up to the cashier to grab a pen and behind the customer being helped I discover she is working.

So what if it goes well? End of the date goes something like "cool want to hang out again in like 6 months? I should be free by then".

PoikenzSo what if it goes well? End of the date goes something like "cool want to hang out again in like 6 months? I should be free by then".

yeah. isn't that how this works for skiers?

So how'd the texting go and how'd it come to hanging out

TallxTyeah. isn't that how this works for skiers?

Yeah, it just never works out unless you have a couple hours to spare that couldn't be spent at the mountain. I'm not complaining though, skiing is definitely more important than someone you just met. Have to keep your priorities straight. Sports before genital warts or to be more specific, skiing before butt peeing.

Op when you get married in a few years everyone in this thread should be invited. With free plane tickets too

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>desperate
More like committed.

Then in an astounding show of my confidence is respond with, "Really?"

LOL. This is where you went wrong. Oh well, you still got the number.

What happened next? Did you call/text her to see about meeting up? How did the conversation go? Have you met up yet?

GrandThingsI cant wait for the first Newschoolers wedding. Everybody in this thread obviously gets an invite to the wedding. We've known the couple since the begining of the relationship.

Won't this be the second?

what if she's on newschoolers and she's reading this right now...

TallxTI reach for my phone which I quickly realize is a mistake. She was reaching for a pen to write it on my receipt which would have been way more awesome then what I do next.
With my flip phone out of my pocket I open it and she starts to say her number. Probably regretting agreeing to share it with me after seeing my cellular device. My fingers are trembling as I enter it cautiously. I ask her to repeat herself to make sure I've got it right. Then I tell her to enjoy the rest of her day and I leave.

I make it to my car even tho my legs are jello at this point and blast some Cam'ron all the way to work.

hahahah. The flip phone part is awesome. You just need own it man.

Also, I need to pick up one of those coaches jackets....

Cats.Won't this be the second?

What was the first??

GrandThingsWhat was the first??

The Woodward guy and Brooke Potter? Not sure if they are married.

Proud OP came through!

TallxTI had already decided it was today or never since Killington open Monday and I won't give a shit about it then.

This is the best quote of the tread.

the flip phone adds a whole new dimension to your success rate! i don't know what it is but girls dig it! i had one all through college (slide phone technically, still old as balls). my best line after talking to a girl for a while when things were going well was always geared around my POS phone. just gotta be chatting and when you know its about the time to ask for her number, pull the phone out like you are checking the time so she notices it, then they will usually be like, "omg that is so old i had that in high school blah blah.."

that is when you reply with "yeah it is, im not even sure it still works, you should put your number in there to see if it will even save it"

or "yeah its so old it says my contacts are full, you should try adding your number to see if it even works.."

so many variations you can use and they are all pure gold! i legit got a number from a girl once cuz she thought it was sooo cool and after i used that line she giggled for dayz while putting her number in there

Dan delivered! Fuck yeah dude

threads for seeing how this all pans out

Yooo, did you end up hanging out with her?? OP keep us updated

OP She wants to smash broooo, you better have at least called her by now.

Didnt read rest of thread, only OP. And im not even considering the troll possiblity. However, I got the feeling that the rest of the story is feautered on TIFU.

Well, it's been several days OP....

TallxTOk. I didn't want to because its not a great success. Its really only a success because i got her number, otherwise its pretty pitiful.

This post office is sorta outta my way most of the time but if I stop by on the way to work its not a huge detour. I called called into work for Thursday and had a few things to ship out so I was like word, here we go again. I decided to leave one package in the car for Friday just incase she isn't working. Good thing I did that cause she wasn't there thursday.

Friday on my way to work, I'm running a bit late but I had already decided it was today or never since Killington open Monday and I won't give a shit about it then. If she's not working I'm over it. This is about to be my 4th attempt I think and that just sounds desperate as fuck typing it. Anyway I roll in and have to fill out a customs form. I go up to the cashier to grab a pen and behind the customer being helped I discover she is working.

I get the pen and go back to the counter to fill out my customs form. I take my sweet time doing so because now that I know she is here I know that I have to pull the trigger on asking her for her number, mostly for myself but also because I now have my online community on my back expecting me to deliver. I manage to fill out the form without passing out. The customer that was there has left but she is no longer behind the register.

I ring the bell "for assistance," nervous that someone else will come out to help me and I'd feel like an idiot. Fortunately she comes around the corner. We small talk a bit while she enters the information. Its going well. I don't really make her laugh at all which I would consider a strength of mine when talking to girls so I'm not really feeling so confident. Time is running out because she tells me the total.

I'm panicking as I hand her the 11 dollars because I don't have an in. I have not managed to charm her, flirt with her, or make her laugh. It was fairly vanilla conversation so why the fuck would she give me her number.

She hands me my change and reaches to give me my receipt. I'm fucked. Literally I'm out of time. I need to do it now. With my receipt in hand I have no reason to still be standing at the register. Secretly I'm mustering up the courage to ask her and finally manage to get the words out.
"Can I ask you for your number?"
She pauses, puts her head down with a little smile and says, "Yes."
Then in an astounding show of my confidence is respond with, "Really?"

I reach for my phone which I quickly realize is a mistake. She was reaching for a pen to write it on my receipt which would have been way more awesome then what I do next.
With my flip phone out of my pocket I open it and she starts to say her number. Probably regretting agreeing to share it with me after seeing my cellular device. My fingers are trembling as I enter it cautiously. I ask her to repeat herself to make sure I've got it right. Then I tell her to enjoy the rest of her day and I leave.

I make it to my car even tho my legs are jello at this point and blast some Cam'ron all the way to work.

OP WHAT HAPPENED

Well?? We're waiting!

Hey everyone. OP here. aka tall t dan aka mr. lip on blind 2 aka last name respect first name utmost aka you know me. I went out with Nilka maybe 10 days ago or so. It was alright. Shes a nice girl but we are in very different places in our lives. I wont be seeing her again. Thank you all for your encouragement and interested.

TallxTHey everyone. OP here. aka tall t dan aka mr. lip on blind 2 aka last name respect first name utmost aka you know me. I went out with Nilka maybe 10 days ago or so. It was alright. Shes a nice girl but we are in very different places in our lives. I wont be seeing her again. Thank you all for your encouragement and interested.

well at least you got that closure and won't be thinking about what could have been if you had never asked her

well done dan

Mr. Dan I commend you for your efforts and I'm glad you sacked up and sent it, good on you man

Shame, wish you luck on further endeavours.

Bump I wanna know what happened

jellomellowBump I wanna know what happened

TallxTHey everyone. OP here. aka tall t dan aka mr. lip on blind 2 aka last name respect first name utmost aka you know me. I went out with Nilka maybe 10 days ago or so. It was alright. Shes a nice girl but we are in very different places in our lives. I wont be seeing her again. Thank you all for your encouragement and interested.

see above

razors-chazsee above

my bad