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Weird things your body does when it wants to ski

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brov1
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does anyone else have physical reactions to lack of skiing and wanting to ski?

for example whenever i watch a new ski movie or edit and really want to ski my legs start to ache with anticipation and i start to feel the texture of snow whizzing by under each step
Oct 1 2015 11:41PM
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Mingg
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I smile when thinking about skiing
Oct 1 2015 11:43PM
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brov1
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 8,837
MinggI smile when thinking about skiing


same and i always get comments like wtf is wrong with you brov1 and stop staring at my tits but those have nothing to do with skiing
Oct 1 2015 11:50PM
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John18_6
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I shake, stutter, and get startled easily after watching an edit. It's similar to cocaine.
Oct 2 2015 12:17AM
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APunx176
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Sometimes after I watch skiing edits I will put my mattress on the ground and jump around and do spins on it since I don't have a trampoline. Sometimes I'll even put my skis on lol. Luckily no one has ever seen me do it
Oct 2 2015 12:20AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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APunx176Sometimes after I watch skiing edits I will put my mattress


in a pool
Oct 2 2015 12:25AM
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APunx176
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 2,628
xX*TACO-DOG*Xxin a pool


Whatever floats your...

Mattress
Oct 2 2015 12:26AM
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Big_Mtn
Posts: 551 - Karma: 1,647
I booked a ticket to New Zealand... It wasn't a choice. It was instinct.
Oct 2 2015 12:44AM
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The_Joker
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good question OP. I will do weird stuff like when I'm half asleep in will randomly think i need to tuck to make a flip in suddenly go into a ball lol
Oct 2 2015 12:45AM
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michiskier23
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i get a stiffie when i thinking about skiing
Oct 2 2015 1:12AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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APunx176Whatever floats your...

Mattress


i'm getting old...
Oct 2 2015 1:42AM
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jellomellow
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When ever i watch a edit or movie i catch myself "landing" the trick in sync with the skier
Oct 2 2015 1:43AM
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Alvaro
Posts: 323 - Karma: 2,066
my knees hurt when i think about skiing
Oct 2 2015 2:35AM
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_salty_
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I do spins off random shit
Oct 2 2015 10:14AM
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icetre
Posts: 134 - Karma: 886
jib couches, kitchen table, stairs....
Oct 2 2015 10:35AM
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Filet-O-Fish
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brov1i start to feel the texture of snow whizzing by under each step


I read this and can feel it exactly. shivers down my spine. Those super cold days where they groom by the snow at the lift line and its real hard packed and there is that "crunch" with the toe-heal of each foot.
Oct 2 2015 10:37AM
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gravel
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I get hemmerhoids.
Oct 2 2015 12:20PM
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rtl32
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Massive boners
Oct 2 2015 12:28PM
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T-Van
Posts: 388 - Karma: 2,574
Suddendly feeling the need to do crazy rail combos , gets me quite crazy looks when doig it in public
Oct 2 2015 1:40PM
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uyghur
Posts: 993 - Karma: 2,028
Filet-O-FishI read this and can feel it exactly. shivers down my spine. Those super cold days where they groom by the snow at the lift line and its real hard packed and there is that "crunch" with the toe-heal of each foot.


The best feeling on the first day back is this. Dat sound says winter.
Oct 2 2015 3:22PM
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ny300z
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if you call a 32 year old doing 270's on 270's off his couch weird then yea.... that
Oct 2 2015 4:06PM
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lickmyballs
Posts: 489 - Karma: 1,151
I usually jib everything.... for example:couches, chairs, steps, car bumpers, and showing off at school by doing backflips of stuff. Also, I jib teachers, girls, boobs, etc...
Oct 2 2015 8:24PM
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Slush
Posts: 1905 - Karma: 12,901
I used to get reaaaallly bad cold sweats on the bus ride to ski club... Idk about anyone else, but that's what'd happens to me when I get excited to ski
Oct 2 2015 8:28PM
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gabew34
Posts: 500 - Karma: 497
whenever i watch an edit and see a trick i want to try i add it to the list on my phone. now i can just check on the lift.
Oct 2 2015 8:32PM
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-Colton
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Curbs.... The ultimate weakness.
Oct 2 2015 8:47PM
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yungsteeze
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wen i dream about skiing my bed is all wet when i wake up i dont get it does this happen to anybody else help
Oct 2 2015 10:22PM
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THEE_wizard
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RAVAGEI jib teachers, girls, boobs, etc...


This
Oct 2 2015 10:34PM
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Deepskier
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My pants get shorter
Oct 2 2015 10:58PM
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brov1
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finger jibbing is another thing that i find myself subconsciously doing
Oct 2 2015 11:48PM
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dustygoldflakes
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Goes on tramp or indo board!
Oct 2 2015 11:56PM
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littleman34
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Cries
Oct 3 2015 10:18AM
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veng_m
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I smile, shake, and do spins including through the halls at school.
Oct 3 2015 5:54PM
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theabortionator
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Erections
Oct 3 2015 6:14PM
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brov1finger jibbing is another thing that i find myself subconsciously doing


Masturbation.
Oct 3 2015 7:29PM
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Mingg
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brov1finger jibbing is another thing that i find myself subconsciously doing


same....
Oct 3 2015 7:45PM
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gnar_whal
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Minggsame....


wait..
Oct 3 2015 9:37PM
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Mingg
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gnar_whalwait..


(; bingo
Oct 3 2015 9:37PM
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brov1
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Mingg(; bingo


*gets down on one knee*
Oct 3 2015 10:36PM
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skier58284
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xX*TACO-DOG*Xxin a pool


Don't do that, it will take a crane to get it out.
Oct 3 2015 11:38PM
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