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I Am Sad

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CockGoblin
Posts: 19 - Karma: 827
My girlfriend left me and I'm very sad and hurt.

She said she thought I was perfect and that I didn't do anything wrong, but she was unhappy and wanted to pursue other people who were closer.

I'm so incredibly lonely that it's sad. Nothing is on my phone anymore, nobody contacts me, nobody cares that I exist.

I need to find other girls. If I tell them that I'm sad because my girlfriend left me, would it help me with them?
Sep 28 2015 9:38PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51252 - Karma: 157,272
Go do something, somewhere, and talk to people
Sep 28 2015 9:42PM
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Download-My-Apps
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 1,017
If you tell girls that they will probably listen to you, but I doubt it would help you getting them to date you
Sep 28 2015 9:45PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
That's what you get for revolving your entire life around your girlfriend and not hanging out with other people.
Sep 28 2015 9:45PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
Just evolve into a mega douche. Girls love mega douches.
Sep 28 2015 9:48PM
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msg
Posts: 1108 - Karma: 3,269
nocturnalThat's what you get for revolving your entire life around your girlfriend and not hanging out with other people.


Oh if only I could knock some sense into one of my good friends
Sep 28 2015 9:49PM
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teflon66
Posts: 201 - Karma: 675
Screw girls, go ski, that cheers me right up.
Sep 28 2015 10:00PM
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Lonely
Posts: 6596 - Karma: 59,618
I feels op
Sep 28 2015 10:17PM
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safety.third
Posts: 217 - Karma: 459
buy a new bicycle or skis
Sep 28 2015 10:26PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,464
Download-My-AppsIf you tell girls that they will probably listen to you, but I doubt it would help you getting them to date you


Yeahhhh don't talk to girls you wanna date/hook up with about your ex's.

I'm sorry OP. That really blows but you'll be okay soon. Get out and do stuff. Get stoked on something new and try to diversify your interests. When you spend so much time with one person it's weird to all of a sudden not be around them so having a lot of things that you can do will help to make the days not drag on so much. (:

Feel better man!
Sep 28 2015 10:26PM
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crotchvent
Posts: 1527 - Karma: 2,182
dodgeOh if only I could knock some sense into one of my good friends


just remember their your good friend and if they break up be there for him.
Sep 28 2015 10:55PM
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qazwsxedc34
Posts: 2886 - Karma: 2,252
Rid of commotion and live in solitude for two weeks. Sit and silence and understand why you want to be sad. Watch some Bill Nye vids
Sep 29 2015 12:14AM
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namechange
Posts: 272 - Karma: 131
Go to bars, drink tons of alcohol and make fun of girls for being stupid broads. After awhile, some really drunk girl will start an argument with you that eventually leads to a blowjob in the parking lot
Sep 29 2015 12:28AM
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sellinger
Posts: 591 - Karma: 485
Reads title*
Reads username*
Thinks of OP giving head while crying*
Laughs, has good time*
Opens thread*
Very disappointed*
Cry myself to sleep*

No, but for real. OP you'll be fine. Go out and meet some people, get your mind off the subject.
Sep 29 2015 12:29AM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
It's obvious why your gf left, you're a little bitch and some other dude has a bigger dick and bigger balls and bigger wallet. Suck it up you, get the fuck off NS go carpet jib your skis, slay some strange, and make yourself what chicks are always after, the bbd. No, not big black dick..well maybe, but BIGGER BETTER DEAL. They all want it my friend, be it, and stop bitching, life is too short to be a little bitch.
Sep 29 2015 12:53AM
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.otto.
Posts: 3493 - Karma: 12,888
dude karma+ for runescape

play some runescape or the new "darkscape"

ill play wit u bro
Sep 29 2015 1:46PM
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chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163
Bitches, man. I once had a girl break up with me because I spilled her juice box. It wasnt even juicy juice, just some lame welchs shit. But that was 5th grade, I'm in 7th grade now and i get p00n on the reg. Keep ur head up man
Sep 29 2015 2:11PM
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_Ryan_
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 3,192
Just make yourself the shit... The more you dwell on this the longer no one is gonna wanna be around you. Right now you are an energy sucking vortex of pain (understandable)... Just start "focusing on yourself" do well at your job and focus on all the hobbies you're interested in.
Sep 29 2015 2:26PM
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remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026
teflon66Screw girls, go ski, that cheers me right up.


that's super easy to do in september

fucking moron
Sep 29 2015 2:36PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,158
TINDER
Sep 29 2015 2:50PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
CockGoblinI need to find other girls. If I tell them that I'm sad because my girlfriend left me, would it help me with them?


This right here tells me you're not that hurt she doesn't want to be with you. Honestly, it sounds like you're just looking for a girl to have around and not something deep. Cry to other girls about your girlfriend breaking it off and you'll have your own special spot in their friend zone followed by a "there there" and maybe an awkward hug if you're lucky.
Sep 29 2015 3:01PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
Find yourself a cougar
Sep 29 2015 3:04PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
.Hugo.Find yourself a cougar


solid advice.

Here ya go op now hurry up and sign up before menopause kicks in

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/784794/CougarLife-com---Bar-Commercial
Sep 29 2015 3:10PM
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Deepskier
Posts: 3267 - Karma: 4,818
You could gobble cock in the mean time
Sep 29 2015 8:44PM
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msg
Posts: 1108 - Karma: 3,269
DeepskierYou could gobble cock in the mean time


You've already got that covered haven't you?
Sep 29 2015 8:45PM
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Deepskier
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dodgeYou've already got that covered haven't you?


Nah but cockgobblin does
Sep 29 2015 8:46PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7259 - Karma: 33,216
No way is this a serious thread
Sep 29 2015 8:59PM
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fries
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Sep 29 2015 9:17PM
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MTPOW
Posts: 173 - Karma: 115
Exercise is your answer. Hit the gym a little harder for the next few weeks and you'll be feeling happier, more confident, and make that bitch regret it.
Sep 30 2015 12:38AM
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pj21
Posts: 400 - Karma: 4,635
TOAST.No way is this a serious thread


Wow dude have some respect you dick
Sep 30 2015 4:59AM
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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,075
maybe you should stop cock gobblin
Sep 30 2015 7:39AM
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