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Skiing isn't cool

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SterlingArcher
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Well I guess I'm a little late getting the memo, but apparently we must thank snowboarders for inventing freestyle. We also apparently can't do presses or butters as stylish as them either. Be sure to shake the hand of every snowboarder you see and let them fuck your chick this winter to pay homage. http://unofficialnetworks.com/2012/07/top-8-reasons-snowboarding-cooler-skiing-pizza

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/782865/HTTM-The-Ski-Patrol-Scene
Sep 18 2015 6:16PM
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Spagett+
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Both are really lame
Sep 18 2015 6:28PM
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.CJ.
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Without skiing, snowboarding wouldn't exist.
Sep 18 2015 7:26PM
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Bonzalo
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Snowboarding is cooler than skiing, why everybody has a problem with that being true?
Also, Unofficial Networks
Sep 18 2015 7:32PM
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NewEscuelers
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Ripstick or Die
Sep 18 2015 8:54PM
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sellinger
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I'm more of a snow tubing guy myself.
Sep 18 2015 9:08PM
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chicknfriedsteak
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everything is cool, nothing is cool. Wtf, "cool" is a man made concept, it's nothing more that a matter of opinion. What's cool to some people will always be lame to someone else. Just find your crowd and forget about meaningless labels.
Sep 18 2015 9:11PM
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SterlingArcher
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chicknfriedsteakeverything is cool, nothing is cool. Wtf, "cool" is a man made concept, it's nothing more that a matter of opinion. What's cool to some people will always be lame to someone else. Just find your crowd and forget about meaningless labels.


I get what you're saying, but I wish that I could be like the cool kids, 'cause all the cool kids, they seem to fit in, I wish that I could be like the cool kids, like the coooool kids. They see me skiing in a straight line, that's not really their style, and they all got the same heartbeat, but mine is falling behind. Nothing in this park could ever bring them down. Yeah, they're invincible, and I'm just in the in the background.
Sep 18 2015 9:45PM
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elcornholio
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Constipated, overrated, overdressed losers.
Sep 18 2015 10:32PM
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spliff.Life
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sellingerI'm more of a snow tubing guy myself.


Now there's a sport with a future.
Sep 19 2015 2:15AM
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PeppermillReno
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Snowboarders all wish they skiied once they get old your upper body takes a beating if you go hard on a snowboard and falls all hurt like a bitch at speed. Im good at both skiing is 10x better in general just because you can do so much more on legit terrain and have much more control but honestly on a crappy mountain cruising groomers I prefer the board.
Sep 19 2015 2:17AM
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GayWolf420
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hell ya. Hold my monster while I 5050 this box halfway.
Sep 19 2015 3:05AM
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ANDR01D
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Doesn't really matter if skiing is cool or not, because it sure as hell is a lot of fun!
Sep 19 2015 1:32PM
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Slush
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Well, I think skiing looks WAAAAY cooler. Snowboarding looks alright, butters are sick AF, but really every other aspect is way better looking imo
Sep 19 2015 3:10PM
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arnie_grape
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snowboarders didn't invent freestyle. I would give them credit for parks though. and side slipping chutes...

IMO, watching snowboarders hit street is usually cooler and more creative than skiing

on jumps and in slopestyle, however, I find snowboarding dull as a piece of wood. every inverted trick is called a "cork", and it's usually accompanied by some indistinguishable two handed grab.

pipe doesn't grab my attention in either sport. sure is fun though
Sep 19 2015 3:18PM
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SterlingArcher
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FROGGINBULLFISHside slipping


Already donated a few bucks earlier today and I'm no longer in the charitable spirit.. so this is about the only only thing i'll give them credit for.
Sep 19 2015 3:30PM
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gaper method attempts



actual method



and here is a video of one of the best methods of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x45gXGMVEPU
Sep 19 2015 4:06PM
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JGWI
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I would prefer to be able to use my wrists when Im older, so I'll just stick with skiing.
Sep 19 2015 5:10PM
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BAYKUR
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I prefer aggressive tobogganing
Sep 19 2015 6:32PM
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El.Guapo
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That's cool, just pretend like ski blades aren't the coolest thing on the mountain
Sep 21 2015 2:15AM
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SterlingArcher
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TheFapThat's cool, just pretend like ski blades aren't the coolest thing on the mountain


We had a vicious gang of ski bladers at steamboat when I lived there. I was always secretly jealous and wanted in. I once saw someone get initiated into their crew.. it was some tough shit and hard to watch
Sep 21 2015 11:01AM
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Lonely
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DeebieSkeebieshell ya. Hold my monster while I 5050 this box halfway.

Every god damn snowboarder in the Midwest. Also the "shifty 180"
FROGGINBULLFISHsnowboarders didn't invent freestyle. I would give them credit for parks though. and side slipping chutes...

IMO, watching snowboarders hit street is usually cooler and more creative than skiing

on jumps and in slopestyle, however, I find snowboarding dull as a piece of wood. every inverted trick is called a "cork", and it's usually accompanied by some indistinguishable two handed grab.

pipe doesn't grab my attention in either sport. sure is fun though


I snowboarded before I skied and still watch x games and such...and I still can't tell the difference between 90% of the grabs. Skiing has a huge variation of grabs that look great. I mean, cmon you get pull a Japan on a snowboard
Sep 21 2015 11:38AM
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Filet-O-Fish
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I'd agree with the statement that snowboard boots are more comfortable.
Sep 21 2015 11:42AM
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TOAST.
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If you're skiing (or doing anything) because it's cool you should probably reevaluate your life.

Also who cares who did what first especially when you had no part in it
Sep 21 2015 11:58AM
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.otto.
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I LOVE skiing but for some reason I think Skateboarding will always be cooler than both skiing and snowboarding just as sports,

skaters a way cooler than park rats, all the skiers i know are dicks and all the skaters i know are the coolest doods out there
Sep 21 2015 12:23PM
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Bonzalo
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DeebieSkeebieshell ya. Hold my monster while I 5050 this box halfway.

Can you film my frontside 270 off for my gopro edit?

It goes both ways.
Sep 21 2015 1:09PM
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GayWolf420
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BonzaloCan you film my frontside 270 off for my gopro edit?

It goes both ways.


No shit, but don't act like we can't make fun of jamooks in both realms.
Sep 21 2015 1:35PM
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Bonzalo
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DeebieSkeebiesNo shit, but don't act like we can't make fun of jamooks in both realms.


Hahaha you definitely can, thats what I was implying.
Sep 21 2015 3:30PM
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