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LysergicLionI actually met my girlfriend of 9 months in the lift line. We were both alone and i asked her if she wanted to ride up with me. Talked all the way up and skied the rest of the day together. Rest is history.
1337>Be really really ridiculously good looking
>Tell cooler story than Hansel
>Bluesteel
>???
>Profit
>Send future children to the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too
Step 1: pick a few different brands and just buy their products. I recommend sample sales so it's cheap and you'll always be fresh. Never say you're a pro unless you are, but if you are then I bet rockstar or red bull will already have you set so you can stop reading. This step will make them wonder if you are a pro or not so be sure to keep it that way. Dress to impress you know?
Step 2: go skiing and get yourself hurt. I don't recommend concussions because that will slow you down for the following steps. Although you might actually gain confidence if you hit your head the right way. I'd say go for what I did and tear your ACL, people will assume you did it skiing so that's a good bonus. Plus theres a good chance that the people treating you will be skiers.
Step 3: you have a bunch of options here. I'm talking ski patrol, paramedics, x-Ray techs, hospital porters, nurses, student nurses, doctors, resident doctors etc, etc. all of these jobs have cute girls doing them and they all like dudes who can ski. I prefer the girls still in med school because you know they'll be making bank soon and will be able to afford to pay for your skiing.
Step 4: after you do some recon you are going to want to pick some girls and go for it. It should be easy to figure out if they can ski or not. If you need help here then that's another thread.
Step 5: you are going to have to put some time in and weed out your pool of prospects. Same process as buying skis so look up a tutorial on that.
Step 6: don't sign a prenup if she tries to force one on you.
Notes: you could join a uni ski club but you'll end up having to teach a girl how to ski. Not saying this is bad though, just something to keep in mind.
Streamline all of your social media so you look legit. I'm talking about some next level media management. I bet you could learn this in a university course.
Make sure your account on here is not linked to your name. That might mess things up if they see you on this thread.
MinggReally? I would think ski areas like that would be good! Tinder in Breck was actually kinda awesome.
I mean.. it was in the summer. So it was more limited. And the one guy that decided to meet Erica and I out happened to be my ex-incarnate.
Aside from that, meh. Sochi was great, but I'm just bitter because the love of my life didn't call me back after our glorious date. Probably because I was a humble volunteer and he was an "athlete."
Mike.RecordsI got invited on a 10 day fly in ski trip to the Alaska Range thru Tinder, three women and I. So memorable, I need to write a TR about this.
well how can tell whether the person is a male/female for all you know you could be hitting on a gender you did not want to hit on with all the layers :P
Mike.RecordsI got invited on a 10 day fly in ski trip to the Alaska Range thru Tinder, three women and I. So memorable, I need to write a TR about this.
Honestly spent a fair amount of time just trying to survive and digging camp out of the 10 feet of new snow that fell while we were there. But, yes otherwise, huge orgies with three smelly, dirty, sweaty, and partly frozen women.
WVskiingFrom my experience, girls that ski suck. Ask your self. Would you want to be with any ski bum with a set of tits? Think about this then make a decision
Mike.RecordsI got invited on a 10 day fly in ski trip to the Alaska Range thru Tinder, three women and I. So memorable, I need to write a TR about this.
oh my god, last winter I met up with a guy from my hometown(who is also on NS) and we sat on his couch, watched a fuck ton of edits, and "chilled." It was so nice. 10/10 would do again.
Minggoh my god, last winter I met up with a guy from my hometown(who is also on NS) and we sat on his couch, watched a fuck ton of edits, and "chilled." It was so nice. 10/10 would do again.
So my catch phrase?
Just yell out....."OH HEY GIRLLLL!" and its guaranteed to get someone to look at you, and when they do...say, "sorry...yelling at my friend...but she cant hear me....Hi, Im--" and ride up the lift with them, and the take some runs.
Ive had my fair share of bad skier girl experiences...most just cant keep up.
Ladies, if you want to see if you can keep up and hang out with an extremely cute skier guy...I live in Eagle County hahahahaha
The bar at around 130/2pm. Sorry if you are not 21.
I don't think I have seen a lady ski alone without headphones plugged in for about 10 years meeting someone female under the age of 50 the chair lift doesn't happen anymore. And groups of girls ride up alone together.
Cougars can be picked up on chair lifts but if they are hot they probably have their headphones in too most ladies who chat with you on the lift are not that hot and have like 5 kids running around the lodge being watched by their husband.
