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Can we talk about how bad Mikaela Shiffrin's hashtag game is?

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1337
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So this is kind of skiing related, and I think it needs to addressed. Mikaela, one of the cutest girls in racing, really needs to step her social media game up.

https://twitter.com/MikaelaShiffrin
https://www.facebook.com/MikaelaShiffrin?fref=photo

What does #whentheviewlooksalmostassweetasthecourse even mean? Who uses that?

Look, girl, you're a dominant force in ski racing. You're KILLING it at a young age. You're cute as hell. But your hashtags need some work. Take a look at Lindsay Vonn's book, she fires back with hot photos of her doing workouts on vacation to get back at her ex, Tiger Woods. Why aren't you firing these off at your haters?

http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/hey-tiger-heard-you-may-be-back-well-so-am-i-lindsey-vonn/

So, Mikaela, because I'm sure you're lurking the forums of Newschoolers somewhere... How about I take you out to dinner some time and we can discuss how to kill it at social media?

Think about it.

Jamie

PS - yes, we met at the US Alpine Championships this winter. We took photos together.
Sep 3 2015 4:08PM
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nosnowsnakes
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Amen!

While we're at it, can we teach Lindsay how to post a video? Her photo game is on lock, but I don't want to watch her shred super g with my head turned 90 degrees.
Sep 3 2015 4:22PM
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jsnow
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You made a thread to ask her out on a date?
Sep 3 2015 4:42PM
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Knewnews
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skiforce1You made a thread to ask her out on a date?


tis true
Sep 3 2015 4:48PM
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DominatorJacques
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She don't need social media. Like her or not, she is doing very well in FIS skiing. You might be better served to look for a true ski bum girl though, unless you are fully loaded.
Sep 3 2015 10:14PM
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LynxNation
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Jamie + Mikaela for relationship 2016
Sep 3 2015 10:46PM
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-Dan
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can we talk about her barilla pasta beanie. swag.
Sep 3 2015 11:11PM
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1337
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TallxTcan we talk about her barilla pasta beanie. swag.


Barilla hates gay people tho.
Sep 3 2015 11:22PM
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Puzzled
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Ok
Sep 4 2015 1:42AM
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jakeordie
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1337What does #whentheviewlooksalmostassweetasthecourse even mean? Who uses that?

People use hashtags for real?
Sep 4 2015 9:27AM
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Peter.
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recent facebook post

"So, this is happening right now #portillo #firsttime #amiatthebeachoronamountain #blindedbythesun #everythingisawesome"

lolol
Sep 4 2015 11:08AM
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Brule.
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Peter.recent facebook post

"So, this is happening right now #portillo #firsttime #amiatthebeachoronamountain #blindedbythesun #everythingisawesome"

lolol


I chuckld
Sep 4 2015 11:17AM
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1337
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See? Lindsay Vonn on the slay
https://www.facebook.com/LindseyVonnUSA/photos/a.369948579727.153495.89975379727/10153749944629728/?type=1&theater

3 weeks post crash!! Making progress! #cantslowmedown thanks @lindsaywinninger for fixing me again
Sep 4 2015 10:33PM
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EvanMeyer
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/781003/Family-Guy---OMG--WHO-THE-HELL-CARES---HD-
Sep 4 2015 11:34PM
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p-fo
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1337So, Mikaela, because I'm sure you're lurking the forums of Newschoolers somewhere... How about I take you out to dinner some time and we can discuss how to kill it at social media.


I was beginning to wonder why you cared so much...
Sep 4 2015 11:46PM
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Aaaron.
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skiforce1You made a thread to ask her out on a date?


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Sep 5 2015 12:41AM
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ESB
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Jamie Walter, social media consultant to the stars. There could be a job here...
Sep 5 2015 4:32AM
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coldcuts69
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get it jamie!
Sep 5 2015 12:29PM
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cobra_commander
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You made this but didn't even show your hastag powers? #fail #CockBlockedYourSelf #goodthingyourerighthanded

Vonn's Instagram is pretty #basicbitch shit too. have some fucking character, not that cookie cutter workout motivation shit.
Sep 6 2015 7:15PM
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