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If you had a universal remote
If you had a remote that could stop time, fast forward, rewind, and play time. What is the first thing that you would do?
I thought this would be about setting up a universal remote for your home entertainment center.
I would go back in time and make sure this thread would never happen
I would pause time and pants as many people as i can, then hit play
make sure you werent born
I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the world into alcoholics. If I had a magic wand, I'd make the whole world suck my dick without a condom on while I'm on the john. If I had a million bucks, it wouldn't be enough cause I'd still be out robbin armored trucks. If I had one wish, I'd wish for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.
I'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor. Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store. I'm tired of not having a phone. Tired of not having a home to have one in if I did have it on. Tired of not driving a BM. Tired of not working at GM, tired of wanting to be him. Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM. Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum. Tired of not being on tour. Tired of fucking the same blonde whore after work in the back of a Contour. I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones. Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns. Tired of being stared at. I'm tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat.
Go back in time and make sure I nail my ex before we broke up.
I'd watch Click with Adam Sandler
I wouldn't use it often, but when I did use it I would use it only to pause time because it would be the best use of the remote. Pause the world live your life the way you want and roughly 24 hours later of paused time I would just start it back up.
Also I think we would all pause time for first line on fresh powder. lol
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