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Are you (or a friend of yours) a bookkeeper in Montreal?

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Mr.Bishop
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If you are, we're hiring. Its just part-time (or hourly as a subcontractor), and we actually need someone with experience who has done this before. However, the Montreal office is looking to retain services effective immediately.

Can't import Americans for this one sadly. :(
Aug 24 2015 9:13PM
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Banane.
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I'm looking for a Job in Montreal, but sadly I'm not a bookkeeper ;(

Had two accounting classes tho
Aug 24 2015 9:57PM
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corona
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Hire me. Here's a sample of what I can do.




Newschoolers expenses, August 24th:

beer ------------------- $48
food ------------------- $56
booze ------------------ $23
contraband ------------- $36
cigarettes ------------- $21
women ------------------ $152
toilet paper ----------- $8

Total ------------------ $forgot my calculator
Aug 24 2015 10:11PM
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Mr.Bishop
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VinnieFHire me. Here's a sample of what I can do.




Newschoolers expenses, August 24th:

beer ------------------- $48
food ------------------- $56
booze ------------------ $23
contraband ------------- $36
cigarettes ------------- $21
women ------------------ $152
toilet paper ----------- $8

Total ------------------ $forgot my calculator


I mean you left out rental Llamas but that's cool, everyone makes mistakes.

So far best application.
Aug 24 2015 10:51PM
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Bagels
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Aug 24 2015 11:08PM
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DJPaulyVee
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Mr.BishopI mean you left out rental Llamas but that's cool, everyone makes mistakes.

So far best application.


I wouldn't rent the Llamas, I'd buy them out completely.
Aug 25 2015 6:41PM
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Mr.Bishop
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DJPaulyVeeI wouldn't rent the Llamas, I'd buy them out completely.


Yeah but then they would be a depreciating asset, which eventually dies.

Plus renting them allows for a deductible expense whereas buying them had you amortizing the expense over expected lifetime.

Rent vs buy could have savings on a tax basis.

Answer me this and you passed the first test.
Aug 25 2015 8:45PM
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.Rybak.
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Mr.BishopYeah but then they would be a depreciating asset, which eventually dies.

Plus renting them allows for a deductible expense whereas buying them had you amortizing the expense over expected lifetime.

Rent vs buy could have savings on a tax basis.

Answer me this and you passed the first test.


24?
Aug 25 2015 8:53PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Eazy-E.24?


God dammit.

But seriously though people - mention it around to your friends. Sure we could just hire a random service but if the person was a skier they'd probably be stoked.
Aug 26 2015 4:50PM
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Casey
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You know what bothers me is, when you owe your bookie money and he, say, breaks one of your fingers, or throws you out of a moving vehicle, you still owe him the money. Doesn't hardly seem fair does it?
Aug 26 2015 5:16PM
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Mr.Bishop
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CaseyYou know what bothers me is, when you owe your bookie money and he, say, breaks one of your fingers, or throws you out of a moving vehicle, you still owe him the money. Doesn't hardly seem fair does it?


Well, that is just their version of a strongly worded letter you'd receive from any other creditor. Problem is they know they are dealing with scumbags so a strongly worded letter wouldn't do the trick.

If they "off" you then you don't owe the money anymore. That is their version of writing off bad debt. In the real world it just affects your credit rating, but again scumbags don't care about that.
Aug 26 2015 6:00PM
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