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Finding that dank 3,000 miles out

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ComptonKush
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Some how bud always finds it way to my lungs. I was on this nature tour 3,000 miles away from my regular access point and the tour guide looked like he toked a bit. I started to talk about where I was from shot some shit about the forest and geological formations. I then tipped the dude fat. I gave him a 50 bill and the guy says, "Hey you wanna smoke a joint?" "Uhh.. Yeah for sure." He then smokes me out a joint and gave me some nug to smoke as a gift.

I was not expecting that at all. People that smoke bud are some of the nicest people

Do you guys ever go to some new place and get some cool gift from a local?

This kid in France gave me a skateboard deck I still skate with it today
Aug 19 2015 10:48PM
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theabortionator
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No fucking way! Somebody else other than you and your 12 year old friends smokes weed? Especially some hippie tree hugger dude in the woods. Fucking riveting tale. Would read again.

Congrats OP on finding the only other human in the world that illegally smokes marijuana.

PS: I've reported this thread to both the FBI and your mother. Good luck bro. You're fucked now
Aug 19 2015 11:02PM
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DIX~
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How do you smoke a bud? Can you light beer on fire? Please help
Aug 19 2015 11:07PM
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John18_6
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oh my god
Aug 19 2015 11:09PM
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madchronic
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The weed community is generally (as you would expect) super nice and accepting.
Aug 19 2015 11:26PM
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CHORIZO
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$50 for some puffs of a joint and a bud? You got jipped OP
Aug 19 2015 11:39PM
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hoodratz47
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Got weed from a paraglider in hawiiai. Claimm
Aug 20 2015 2:57AM
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.Hugo.
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madchronicThe weed community is generally (as you would expect) super nice and accepting.


I had 3 friends that smoked. One got shot in a driveby over weed. The other 2 got high and decided to rob a bank. Then they started getting violent when smoking and turned into serial killers. The devils lettuce does hortible things to people
Aug 20 2015 9:01AM
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SFB
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go away kid
Aug 20 2015 1:53PM
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SFB
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go away kid
Aug 20 2015 1:54PM
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Peter.
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wow OP loves weed he is coolest member of site

what is weed like i am too sp00ked to smoke it!
Aug 20 2015 4:41PM
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Jon_Taffer
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was his name kush kringle by any chance?
Aug 20 2015 5:28PM
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GayWolf420
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how would your step mom feel about accepting drugs from strangers? tisk tisk, OP.
Aug 20 2015 7:29PM
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SterlingArcher
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in my day we just waited for the shady ice cream truck guy to drive through the neighborhood with the hook up. Also OP is 12 for obvious reasons
Aug 20 2015 8:35PM
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ImNotARacist
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.Hugo.I had 3 friends that smoked. One got shot in a driveby over weed. The other 2 got high and decided to rob a bank. Then they started getting violent when smoking and turned into serial killers. The devils lettuce does hortible things to people


Hahahahaa good one my goodness you are funny
Aug 20 2015 9:41PM
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.GUCCI.
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my friend did 1 marijuana























hes ded now
Aug 21 2015 1:57AM
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.Hugo.
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_Fluffy_Hahahahaa good one my goodness you are funny


that was 100% serious, not trying to be funny.
Aug 21 2015 6:33AM
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Stadtski
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DIX~How do you smoke a bud? Can you light beer on fire? Please help


your trouble comes from your use of budweiser. you obviously have to use bud lite if you're gonna light it. rookie mistake
Aug 21 2015 10:47AM
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DIX~
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Rosa_Parkyour trouble comes from your use of budweiser. you obviously have to use bud lite if you're gonna light it. rookie mistake


Mind blown. Always thought the lite meant it weighed less so it was easier to pack in your bag. No wonder I never could get drunk off it!
Aug 21 2015 2:00PM
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dingus
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DIX~How do you smoke a bud? Can you light beer on fire? Please help

Only if its light beer, can you light it. Bud light works amazing.

Sorry this is extremely not funny
Aug 21 2015 4:19PM
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