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Give me your worst and best puns

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ohmyglob8
Posts: 416 - Karma: 1,408
best puns, horrible puns, puns that make u cringe, puns that make you angry, why? because why the fuck not
Aug 13 2015 1:34AM
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Mingg
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Animal puns are my favorite ever.
Aug 13 2015 2:00AM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,515
Aug 13 2015 2:02AM
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ohmyglob8
Posts: 416 - Karma: 1,408
if you watch the lion king in close enough detail, you can really see the simbalogy
Aug 13 2015 2:25AM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
ohmyglob8if you watch the lion king in close enough detail, you can really see the simbalogy


Simbalism?
Aug 13 2015 4:02AM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
ohmyglob8if you watch the lion king in close enough detail, you can really see the simbalogy


Simbalism?
Aug 13 2015 4:03AM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
ohmyglob8if you watch the lion king in close enough detail, you can really see the simbalogy


Simbalism?
Aug 13 2015 4:03AM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
ohmyglob8if you watch the lion king in close enough detail, you can really see the simbalogy


Simbalism?
Aug 13 2015 4:04AM
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stizzle
Posts: 371 - Karma: 623
I have one about paper but its tearable.
Aug 13 2015 10:00AM
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lgward
Posts: 301 - Karma: 404
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it's a shitzu.
Aug 13 2015 12:06PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
During my recent family vacation:

Brother: "I'm gunna miss having an outlet in the car to charge my phone (referring to our rental car)."
Dad: "There won't be any outlets when we get home, either."
...Pause...
"Because we live on a cul de sac."
Aug 13 2015 12:14PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
Sausage puns are the wurst
Aug 13 2015 2:45PM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6792 - Karma: 23,529
powderdrunkieSausage puns are the wurst



Aug 13 2015 3:14PM
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ohmyglob8
Posts: 416 - Karma: 1,408
if alpacas took over the world, it would be an alpacalypse
Aug 14 2015 12:03AM
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JGWI
Posts: 2842 - Karma: 7,812
I've got two:

Me and my recliner go way back.


Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?!? He woke up.
Aug 14 2015 12:10AM
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Deepskier
Posts: 3267 - Karma: 4,818
Me: hey Arnold lets be classical composers tonight ill be Beethoven.
Terminator: Ill be Bach
Aug 14 2015 1:29AM
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jynx81
Posts: 359 - Karma: 479
Not a pun but whatever idgaf what do you call someone who baits there hooks really good? What: a masterbater hahahah im jay Leno. I'm iff the air
Aug 14 2015 11:55AM
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Brocka_Flocka
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I was in the United Nations Building in Geneva on a school-like trip when this super annoying know-it-all girls flipped out at us she ends her rant with.

"CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE STOP MAKING SO MANY INNUENDOS. THIS IS A SERIOUS PLACE SO PLEASE TAKE IT SERIOUSLY"

There was a pause for about 5 seconds when this one kid then pipes up

"But we're IN-UN-DOE."

Shit then proceed to loose her shit.
Aug 14 2015 2:52PM
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Brocka_Flocka
Posts: 1213 - Karma: 8,770
I was in the United Nations Building in Geneva on a school-like trip when this super annoying know-it-all girls flipped out at us she ends her rant with.

"CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE STOP MAKING SO MANY INNUENDOS. THIS IS A SERIOUS PLACE SO PLEASE TAKE IT SERIOUSLY"

There was a pause for about 5 seconds when this one kid then pipes up

"But we're IN-UN-DOE."

Shit then proceed to loose her shit.
Aug 14 2015 2:52PM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6792 - Karma: 23,529
What do you call a small bearded man sitting on your stove?
















Gnome on the range.
Sep 10 2015 2:23PM
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Wulfty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 1,876
What do you call a bear that has completed a full rotation around both its horizontal and vertical axis, coming to a complete stop once it has reached its original orientation?

A bear-el roll
Sep 10 2015 5:24PM
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