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Weirdest Places You've Pleasured Yourself

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dingus
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What are some strange places that you've done the dirty to yourself or someone else if you are lucky enough.

Mine Include
Autozone
Stevens Pass Ski Mountain
PCMR
While Driving
Also on a sail boat

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Jun 21 2015 3:52PM
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jsnow
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in your mom
Jun 21 2015 3:53PM
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yungcigsmoker
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My uncles house.
Jun 21 2015 3:54PM
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Laurent.
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Plane, whilst admiring the well shaped booty of a fit FA bird from Swiss Air. Expulsed my gargantuan load over the blanket of the sleeping guy next to me. Realised what I had done, changed seats and hoped the stale dry air of the cabin would form a nice solid crust instead of a droopy wet mess.
Jun 21 2015 4:00PM
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Titus69
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Laurent.Plane, whilst admiring the well shaped booty of a fit FA bird from Swiss Air. Expulsed my gargantuan load over the blanket of the sleeping guy next to me. Realised what I had done, changed seats and hoped the stale dry air of the cabin would form a nice solid crust instead of a droopy wet mess.


1. Why not use the bathroom?
2. Was it at night?



Probably when I stayed at my friends house and he was out either at a sporting event or something idk. I got bored and worked it in his bedroom, not in his bed though.
Jun 21 2015 4:17PM
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CluckaChuck
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With my current girlfriend
-First baseball park in Canada (we broke in one night after leaving the bars)
-Hood of my truck on a country road
-restaurant bathroom
-outdoors countless amount of times
-bathroom of a club
- University of Western in a vacant classroom
-computer lab at Sheridan College

That's all I can think of on the top of my head. I guess you could say we like to keep things exciting.
Jun 21 2015 4:40PM
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CubanLinx
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Ahh well I did it on my fuckin school bus.
Jun 21 2015 5:21PM
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Laurent.
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Titus691. Why not use the bathroom?
2. Was it at night?


Half the pleasure is in the excitement of people possibly watching, also a bathroom door would have blocked my view of previously mentioned top clunge.
Yes, Swiss Business class so I had to launch over the massive armrest which took considerably knowledge of parabolic trajectories.
Jun 21 2015 5:26PM
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Mingg
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Knox 20 lecture hall at the Unoversity at Buffalo. It's like a 400 person lecture hall. We had sex over the professor's podium. Im pretty sure they run security cameras overnight too.
Jun 21 2015 5:40PM
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GANDALF
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in my adolescent years, I shamefully fapped in the bathroom of a QFC
Jun 21 2015 5:44PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Stinky shit hole at a campsite in Tahoe.
Jun 21 2015 5:47PM
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erikK
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banged a chick in the 9th floor of the earth science building at the university of calgary in a public study room. sick view of the rockies

she's also on ns
Jun 21 2015 5:51PM
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Titus69
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Laurent.Half the pleasure is in the excitement of people possibly watching, also a bathroom door would have blocked my view of previously mentioned top clunge.
Yes, Swiss Business class so I had to launch over the massive armrest which took considerably knowledge of parabolic trajectories.



Im impressed, even though I have had erections next to random hotties on a plane I couldnt jerk it unless I was secluded from others, maybe at night with a blanket I could since everyone is always asleep but otherwise no.
Jun 21 2015 5:58PM
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GayWolf420
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Cranked down in 6th grade in the bathroom when i needed to go shit. Felt immediate shame afterwards, oddly enough.
Jun 21 2015 7:39PM
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HamFaceGirl
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On NS member Peter. 's bed
Jun 21 2015 7:45PM
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Mr.noodle
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On a 10 trip to mexico and we had no wifi In our rooms for some reason and I could use phone service there and there was wifi at this one little cafe thing so I yerked it in the bathroom of that very place
Jun 21 2015 8:09PM
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Rusticles
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In my bed beside my sleeping wife
Jun 21 2015 8:38PM
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Peter.
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DeebieSkeebiesCranked down in 6th grade in the bathroom when i needed to go shit. Felt immediate shame afterwards, oddly enough.


some kid at my school got caught twice in a year jerking it in the bathroom. earned the nickname "bathroom buckley"
Jun 21 2015 8:43PM
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GayWolf420
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Peter.some kid at my school got caught twice in a year jerking it in the bathroom. earned the nickname "bathroom buckley"

apparently some kid in middle school one day up here in PC jerked the gerkin too a teacher via a clever Dorito bag apparatus over his dick, and got caught in the act, have no proof of it cuz all my friends swear its true and I didn't move to PC till I was in highskewl


rich kids are really fucking weird
Jun 21 2015 10:04PM
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robbinJAHood
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Had sex on top of a mountain after the 4 hour hike up. Totally worth it
Jun 21 2015 10:13PM
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WlSCO
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In my deer stand in late-November,
Porta-potty at Country USA,
Sink at my grandma's house.
Jun 21 2015 10:23PM
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.CJ.
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There was a kid in 7th grade that was jerking it in the middle of class who got caught.

I haven't done it in any weird places though.
Jun 21 2015 10:29PM
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hishighnesss
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I woke up once and I found my cock up this chicks asshole
Jun 21 2015 10:49PM
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Titus69
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A few years ago got caught in class stroking it over the pants and even though he moved, its still a joke more than 4 years later.
Jun 21 2015 11:43PM
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dingus
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hishighnesssI woke up once and I found my cock up this chicks asshole


It was probably your sisters
Jun 22 2015 2:40PM
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Anathema
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Climbing the rope in gym class
Jun 22 2015 2:47PM
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powderdrunkie
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RusticlesIn my bed beside my sleeping wife


Hahaha! This
Jun 22 2015 4:42PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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man, i've fucked in all kinds of places....probably the weirdest was in the bathroom of a hotel room we were sharing with my parents.
Jun 22 2015 4:56PM
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Kreech
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It was on the podium at this place called the Knox 20 lecture hall in the university of buffalo. It was alright, I guess...
Jun 22 2015 5:44PM
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YoungGun.
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Creepy park bathroom at a campground. Bugs everywhere, giant shit in the toilet...Never again.
Jun 22 2015 6:03PM
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theabortionator
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Is a funeral weird?
Jun 22 2015 9:46PM
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Rusticles
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KreechIt was on the podium at this place called the Knox 20 lecture hall in the university of buffalo. It was alright, I guess...




theabortionatorIs a funeral weird?


Not really, some times there is an attractive cougar all done up that gets the crank going lol, I know this is supposed to be about "DangerBating" but I had a very intense session with my wife after my grandmothers funeral.
Jun 22 2015 10:26PM
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Rusticles
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KreechIt was on the podium at this place called the Knox 20 lecture hall in the university of buffalo. It was alright, I guess...


Damnit

Jun 22 2015 10:34PM
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KravtZ
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Behind a snowbank in the Tommy Hilfiger outlet in manchester VT...was a dare by a friend and to this day cracks me up
Jun 22 2015 10:37PM
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bostonbomber
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i fucked a girl in the bathroom of an elementary school, i may have committed a crime in doing so?
Jun 23 2015 5:04PM
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dingus
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bostonbomberi fucked a girl in the bathroom of an elementary school, i may have committed a crime in doing so?


If she attended that elementary school, yes that is quite illegal. Glad to see your first post is about how you may have committed rape.
Jun 24 2015 1:05AM
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bostonbomber
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dingusIf she attended that elementary school, yes that is quite illegal. Glad to see your first post is about how you may have committed rape.


nah she was 18 and consenting
Jun 24 2015 7:29AM
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grilled_steeze
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bostonbombernah she was 18 and consenting


"If hes 18 I'm 18" -Chick in elementary school bathroom
Jun 24 2015 8:51AM
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VTbass802
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KravtZBehind a snowbank in the Tommy Hilfiger outlet in manchester VT...was a dare by a friend and to this day cracks me up


Oh my god that is hilarious... Manchester has been cristened in some weird places
Jun 24 2015 10:13AM
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