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Either of these combined with opening all of your doors(to outside) and windows for a couple of hours should do it.

urinate on everything, it will stop smelling like weed in there eventually

Just open up the house for a day or two. Then get some of those timed scent release things and close it up for a day or two, then open it back up again.

Weed smoke doesn't really linger like cig smoke does

This is the best way to solve your problem. I've been in a similar situation and it has really helped me a lot.
Gather as many of your friends as possible, and host a taco bell speed eating challenge. Order pounds upon pounds of that greasy Mexican goodness. After your friends are done slamming their taco bell, lock and barricade all possible exits to your house, as well as the bathroom. Your friends will have no choice but to shit all over your house, leaving what was taco bell all over your carpet, walls, furniture, ect. Your house will smell like someone stuck a dead cow up Satan's ass crack. Now, go to the mall and purchase a gas mask and a bottle of cologne, the stronger the better. Pour all the cologne into the gas mask, and only breathe through your mouth. Enter the house and carry out your now deceased friends (negative side effect of this method), since they will have either died from the smell or committed suicide. Let the house sit for a few days. Now, call your land lord down to check out the house. He will probably be able to smell the house a few blocks away, so just tell him your neighbors septic system exploded last night. Once he enters the house, lock the door. He will die in about 2 minutes from the smell. Steal his car, sell it to thugs, and go live in his house now.

Sources: I've done this 3 times and it has worked wonderfully

DO NOT COVER UP THE SMELL WITH MORE SMELLS. DONT

If you just smoked a few bowls in the house just wait another 3 days and smell will be gone (that is if you don't have like massive curtains, if you do wash them. In fact wash every fabric that is in the house, sofa covers, sheets, napkins, everything)

If you literally smoke dabs off the carpet and hotboxed the house for a day (also if you used tobacco, tobacco smoke will make the smell stay much longer) or like rubbed your roaches on the walls, then you need an ozonator (might not be the exact term in english), basically an air purificator, you can probably borrow one from any hotel f(maybe throw in a few bucks). It's a machine that you plug in, let it work for a few hours in a closed room (and DO NOT stay in that room while using, can be very bad for you). If you do it for all the rooms there should be no smell left at all.

But speaking from experience anything else than these steps won't work. and again, if the smell is strong enough to have stayed 3 days, DO NOT try to cover it up, it will just stay there longer than if you let it sit with the windows wide open for a few days.

I dunno my room smelled pretty bad for like a week after I smoked in it for like four months (blowing out windows but still reeked, also busting weed and whatnot) just wash everything and say 1400 for cleaning is fucked.

Also apologize because what you did seems pretty irresponsible. I know people who smoke in their houses, a lot, who's landlords aren't ok with it, and it doesn't ever even smell that bad.

less smell = bongs
less smell = blowing clouds out windows

Maybe smoke outside?

dane_wizwillardI dunno my room smelled pretty bad for like a week after I smoked in it for like four months (blowing out windows but still reeked, also busting weed and whatnot) just wash everything and say 1400 for cleaning is fucked.

Also apologize because what you did seems pretty irresponsible. I know people who smoke in their houses, a lot, who's landlords aren't ok with it, and it doesn't ever even smell that bad.

less smell = bongs
less smell = blowing clouds out windows

Or even less smell: gpen.
Or edibles.

I actually know a buddy who lives with his parents (who are definitly not cool with him blazing) and he figured out a pretty genius way to smoke without having to open the windows or getting off his bed: 2 pluggable small holes through the wall (thin part next to window that is) to outside, 1 tube going through to blow the smoke out, another with a bong piece at the end that he uses to attach a joint onto (he can access the tubes from the window to set up the joint) and a half cylinder windstopper around the joint. That way he just lights it from his window, gets in bed and he can toke happily with no smoke at all getting inside. imo it took him way too much effort for it's use. He switched to vaping inside now anyways so no more of that.

Wipe all the walls down with a damp cloth and soapy water. Shampoo the carpets.

Open the windows and doors on nice days and stop smoking blunts and joints inside. If you're just smoking bowls or dabs it shouldn't be that bad.

Are you really this fucking hopeless OP?

Jesus.

Stay in skooool bruh

Yanked candles should clear the smell nicley

i realize a lot of people still like to smoke, but switch to dabs and vapes? sure they have a smell too but will stick around for much less time. blow them out the window and you should be all good. if you have a certain room that you smoke in removing as many things made with fabric will help too.

Have a priest wash the walls with holy water

McLSOr even less smell: gpen.
Or edibles.

I actually know a buddy who lives with his parents (who are definitly not cool with him blazing) and he figured out a pretty genius way to smoke without having to open the windows or getting off his bed: 2 pluggable small holes through the wall (thin part next to window that is) to outside, 1 tube going through to blow the smoke out, another with a bong piece at the end that he uses to attach a joint onto (he can access the tubes from the window to set up the joint) and a half cylinder windstopper around the joint. That way he just lights it from his window, gets in bed and he can toke happily with no smoke at all getting inside. imo it took him way too much effort for it's use. He switched to vaping inside now anyways so no more of that.

buddy drilled 2 holes in his wall just to smoke weed out of a fucking straw? that's like the most hard core idiot thing i've ever heard it's amazing. I'm not sure what my parents would have done for me to do that

dane_wizwillardbuddy drilled 2 holes in his wall just to smoke weed out of a fucking straw? that's like the most hard core idiot thing i've ever heard it's amazing. I'm not sure what my parents would have done for me to do that

Yeah, I mean he digs building things and shit, so he knew he had much easier ways not to get caught, but thought it was a genius idea at first xD