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corona
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I think I might buy it. Tomorrow people can start purchasing .porn and .adult internet domains. good chance for people to get rich if they snatch up pornhub.porn or something like that right away.

although somehow T-Swift has already bought taylorswift.porn


anyways, if I get newschoolers.porn anyone want to start a skiing themed porn site with me?
Jun 3 2015 5:20PM
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Mingg
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I'm in.
Jun 3 2015 5:29PM
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namechange
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Who's doing the gay scenes?
Jun 3 2015 5:35PM
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theabortionator
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What's the point of adding these? I don't get it.
Jun 3 2015 5:39PM
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daannnnieel
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theabortionatorWhat's the point of adding these? I don't get it.


because it makes a hell of a lot more sense
Jun 3 2015 5:42PM
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Mingg
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namechangeWho's doing the gay scenes?


I'm down for bondage scenes.
Jun 3 2015 5:42PM
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JAHpow
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How much does a domain like that cost?
Jun 3 2015 5:45PM
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theabortionator
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dane_wizwillardbecause it makes a hell of a lot more sense


I don't see this.

For the most part everything is .com and that makes sense. We have out .com the have their .can .nz amd whatever and everything's nice.

Why add more shit.
Jun 3 2015 5:52PM
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daannnnieel
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theabortionatorI don't see this.

For the most part everything is .com and that makes sense. We have out .com the have their .can .nz amd whatever and everything's nice.

Why add more shit.


because it's a better way to organize things. And filtering out .porn or .adult domains would be way easier than using keywords and shit.
Jun 3 2015 5:58PM
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John18_6
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Could just specialize in newschooler fetishes:
-skier does lip on blind 2, gets laid.
-jon olsson teases (lets be honest, even straight guys think he's hot)
-pole dildos

I wish I could come up with original jokes... help me out! add!
Jun 3 2015 6:10PM
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steezelord420
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Alright fine I guess I'll do it.
Jun 3 2015 6:13PM
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yangumane
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cddlswthsqrrlsI'm down for bondage scenes.


good luck finding anyone to be in them with you
Jun 3 2015 6:35PM
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Mingg
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yangumanegood luck finding anyone to be in them with you


Ouchhhhh


(;
Jun 3 2015 6:36PM
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theabortionator
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Be on shark tank or something. Made his millions early in his 20's selling porn domains on the intrawebs.
Jun 3 2015 6:57PM
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Chubz.
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yangumanegood luck finding anyone to be in them with you


holy shit lol
Jun 3 2015 9:48PM
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Peter.
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yangumanegood luck finding anyone to be in them with you


Jun 3 2015 9:49PM
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HamFaceGirl
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Peter.


lol Petey strikses agn
Jun 3 2015 9:50PM
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Brocka_Flocka
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Will Steve Stepp be in the amateur category?
Jun 3 2015 10:11PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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Brocka_FlockaWill Steve Stepp be in the amateur category?


Lol... This!
Jun 3 2015 10:32PM
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CheddarJack
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john18061806Could just specialize in newschooler fetishes:
-skier does lip on blind 2, gets laid.
-jon olsson teases (lets be honest, even straight guys think he's hot)
-pole dildos

I wish I could come up with original jokes... help me out! add!


Come on you forgot the most important one...

peeing in butts
Jun 3 2015 10:52PM
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John18_6
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Jesper Tjader is a force to reckon with in the POV section
Jun 3 2015 10:53PM
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Mingg
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john18061806Jesper Tjader is a force to reckon with in the POV section


You mean candide?

"One of those nights" would be a hit.
Jun 3 2015 11:09PM
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PacificRimJob
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INCOMING BANS!


(cue the downvotes ;D)
Jun 3 2015 11:13PM
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John18_6
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cddlswthsqrrlsYou mean candide?

"One of those nights" would be a hit.


both i guess. they both do huge sexy things and film POV
Jun 3 2015 11:19PM
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dingus
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B fish and Maude would be a good scene
Jun 4 2015 12:04AM
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Mingg
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john18061806both i guess. they both do huge sexy things and film POV


Possible bukake scene?!
Jun 4 2015 12:16AM
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akt416
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"sexual wednesdays: bukkake in the TC van"
Jun 4 2015 12:21AM
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Mingg
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akt416"sexual wednesdays: bukkake in the TC van"


Along with Andy Parry's socks for those with feet fetishes.
Jun 4 2015 12:28AM
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theabortionator
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Brocka_FlockaWill Steve Stepp be in the amateur category?


This is the only good post in this thread.

Thread blows
Jun 4 2015 4:22AM
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Abu_Hajaar
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More like .cum
Jun 4 2015 4:37AM
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robbinJAHood
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the .adult domain is just weird lol

newschoolers porn would probably be more cheesy than those old Ski School movies
Jun 4 2015 10:17AM
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Deepskier
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yangumanegood luck finding anyone to be in them with you


gay solo skier bondage sounds like a neat category
Jun 4 2015 5:44PM
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gperry1
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The score of this thread right now is 69 ;)
Jul 16 2015 6:09PM
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Mr.Bishop
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VinnieFI think I might buy it. Tomorrow people can start purchasing .porn and .adult internet domains. good chance for people to get rich if they snatch up pornhub.porn or something like that right away.

although somehow T-Swift has already bought taylorswift.porn


anyways, if I get newschoolers.porn anyone want to start a skiing themed porn site with me?


Now note - its actually against the law to buy domains that are trademarked. So lets say you do that and whatever you do pisses me off, I could actually just take it from you quite legally.

So be careful to anyone thinking of speculating by buying big brand names of the new TLDs and hoping to make a buck - that scam was closed a long time ago.

Now an official newschoolers porn site? I can get behind that. ;)
Jul 16 2015 6:45PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Mr.BishopNow an official newschoolers porn site? I can get behind that. ;)


lol pun intended? or not intended? hahaha

Could we just have an NSFW version of NS and a SFW version of NS?

Newschoolers.com and Newschoolers.adult
Jul 16 2015 7:04PM
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macavity
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"young teen with FKS gets more than he bargained for"

at least the ribbed dildo heel pieces would have some purpose
Jul 16 2015 7:35PM
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deleted5
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namechangeWho's doing the gay scenes?


Frenchy
Jul 16 2015 7:36PM
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Titus69
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Can the cast of said videos be NSers acting as pros?
Jul 16 2015 7:53PM
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las.
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nocturnalFrenchy


+ milk_man
Jul 16 2015 9:08PM
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rtl32
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nocturnalFrenchy


las.+ milk_man


+scaredwhiteboy

lesbo category? Mingg and savvy :)
Jul 17 2015 12:00AM
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S.J.W
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namechangeWho's doing the gay scenes?


LEAKED LEAKED LEAKED

Jul 17 2015 12:25AM
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robbinJAHood
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rtl32+scaredwhiteboy

lesbo category? Mingg and savvy :)


I'm sitting beside her right now
Jul 17 2015 12:25AM
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Mingg
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savvy_skiI'm sitting beside her right now


I can confirm
Jul 17 2015 12:29AM
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McLS
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ha I'm in. this could be good. Interracial with snowboarders? or is that too hardcore?
Jul 17 2015 7:27PM
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Nick.A
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Mr. Bishop and the Llama...
Jul 17 2015 8:02PM
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Nikolaus
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im bi so whatever works
Jul 17 2015 11:39PM
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Mr.noodle
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Nikolausim bi so whatever works


I'm straight if anyone was wondering
Jul 18 2015 12:54AM
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McLS
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so did you end up buying it??
Jul 18 2015 7:02AM
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