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Mitt Romney vs. Evander Holyfield

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Petey.
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http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/mitt-romney-fights-evander-holyfield-salt-lake-city-charity-n359546


In this corner, weighing in at 236 pounds: Evander Holyfield, the former heavyweight champion of the world.

And in this corner, weighing in at 179 pounds — Mitt Romney? The former Republican presidential nominee?

Relax. It's for a good cause: They're stepping into the ring Friday night in Salt Lake City to raise money for Charity Vision, which fights blindness in some of the poorest countries in the world.

"You've heard my critics say that I'm out of touch. That I'm stiff. That I just don't relate to people," Romney deadpans in a promotional video. "For years I've been listening to garbage like that. And I've decided to fight back."

https://youtu.be/zCUbo7qZmKo
May 15 2015 6:04PM
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Petey.
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The aforementioned promotional video

https://youtu.be/zCUbo7qZmKo
May 15 2015 6:05PM
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GayWolf420
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Nah, its a wrestling match disguised as a boxing match. Money mitt is going to stone cold stun evander, chug a budweiser, then flip the crowd off.


You heard it here first.
May 15 2015 7:45PM
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.Hugo.
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for these charity fights do they actually try? I feel like holyfield would just knock him the fuck out first punch if they did
May 16 2015 8:08AM
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Petey.
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Fred_Bearfor these charity fights do they actually try? I feel like holyfield would just knock him the fuck out first punch if they did


I think it's a sparring match. I don't think anyone would complain if Holyfield accidentally knocked out Romney, though.
May 16 2015 9:13AM
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NewEscuelers
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Or it'll turn into a WWE match and Obama will come "outta nowhere" and smash Romney in the head with a steel chair and drop kick Holyfield in the chest. But then of course John McCain would have to clothesline Obama before climbing the ropes and dive bombing all three in a surprise ending. Callin it now
May 16 2015 9:49AM
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Daski
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Still gonna be better than the Mayweather Pacquio fight
May 16 2015 1:08PM
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