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NS, choose my iPhone's fate!

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Slush
Posts: 1905 - Karma: 12,901
Whadup NS,

I am giving you guys full power over this here iPhone. Its had its life, now you guys choose the fate. Anything you guys tell me to do to this thing I will do it, as long as I actually CAN do it, and nothing goes in my mouth or up my butt.

The top 2 upvoted things will go through. I will post a video of it.

May 12 2015 5:00PM
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Newschoolers55
Posts: 851 - Karma: 4,792
Put it in your moms butt sideways
May 12 2015 5:02PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
put it in ur butt.
May 12 2015 5:03PM
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CameraWiz
Posts: 735 - Karma: 2,112
Pee on it then sell it on Ebay.
May 12 2015 5:05PM
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Big_Mtn
Posts: 551 - Karma: 1,647
super glue it to the bottom of a ski and slide a rail. or blend it in a blender and mix the pieces into a protein shake and drink it.
May 12 2015 5:06PM
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r.simp
Posts: 361 - Karma: 670
Open it up and put a lot of spiders in it and then close it and sell it on ebay for cheap.
May 12 2015 5:07PM
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Slush
Posts: 1905 - Karma: 12,901
Slushnothing goes in my mouth or up my butt.


SFBput it in ur butt.


NS plz
May 12 2015 5:09PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,325
Big_Mtnblend it in a blender and mix the pieces into a protein shake and drink it.


someone link the thread where that fuckin loser actually did this
May 12 2015 5:15PM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
Glue it to the pavement outside a mall and video people trying to pick it up
May 12 2015 5:26PM
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shin-bang
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 6,992
Chuck it off a bridge or drop it off something tall
May 12 2015 5:42PM
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,834
TheFapGlue it to the pavement outside a mall and video people trying to pick it up


This for sure.
May 12 2015 5:57PM
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TheBigApple
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 488
TheFapGlue it to the pavement outside a mall and video people trying to pick it up


This without a doubt
May 12 2015 6:08PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,947
Gluing it to the pavement would be funny.

Donating it or recycling it would be responsible. Or you could turn it in to Samsung and get 200 bucks off your Galaxy S6!!!?!?!?!?!lol!1zomg!1!!!$!
May 12 2015 6:11PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
blow it up with tannerite
May 12 2015 6:11PM
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*DELETED*
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 938
Have a freakout in a public area and beat the shit out of it
May 12 2015 7:13PM
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Mr.noodle
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 4,650
if it works then send it to me
May 12 2015 7:14PM
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NewEscuelers
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 10,958
Let the phone decide it's own path. You can't control it. Everyone has equal rights in the US. #Phoninism

May 12 2015 7:18PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
TheFapGlue it to the pavement outside a mall and video people trying to pick it up


This! it would be awesome unless some a-hole stomps on it. Use as much of the strongest glue you can find to hold it to the cement.
May 12 2015 7:22PM
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crotchvent
Posts: 1527 - Karma: 2,182
cover it in poop then glue it to a sidewalk.
May 12 2015 7:23PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
Slushnothing goes in my mouth or up my butt.


put it up your dick
May 12 2015 8:31PM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
erikKsomeone link the thread where that fuckin loser actually did this


https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/752918/DEATH-TO-WIFI-ROUTER
May 12 2015 8:35PM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
A magic bullet blender, a straw and your nose
May 12 2015 8:58PM
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mat_espo
Posts: 267 - Karma: 771
Baseball.
May 13 2015 12:02AM
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Nikolaus
Posts: 863 - Karma: 995
stand on your head so you can put it down your butt.
May 13 2015 12:07AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,443
I found a broken flip phone at a festival in 2010 ish. I started walking around with it having a fake conversation that sounded very important. Then I would walk into somebody and it would hit the path and break into like 3 pieces. Then I'd freak out and be like "Are you fucking serious? This was the most important phone call of my life!" Then a nah just kidding, here's a beer.

Idk if it would work that well with that phone but might be worth a shot

OR SIIYB
May 13 2015 12:14AM
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stinky_cheese
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 5,118
after you shove it up your butt or whatever, i'll take it. It will still probably be better than the flip phone i have now
May 13 2015 12:21AM
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toastyteenagers
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 6,793
install sailfish os and become a pretencious sweed
May 13 2015 1:19AM
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nate1097
Posts: 361 - Karma: 524
or instead of putting glue on it u could put it on a string and pull it away from people when they try to grab it






























but whatever happens vids or it didnt happen
May 13 2015 10:09AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
Seems gluing it to the sidewalk is the best option
May 13 2015 10:34AM
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Slush
Posts: 1905 - Karma: 12,901
Right now we have glued to the side walk and up the butt which is not happening
May 14 2015 10:13AM
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Newschoolers55
Posts: 851 - Karma: 4,792
SlushRight now we have glued to the side walk and up the butt which is not happening


Pick the post with third most upvotes.
May 14 2015 10:23AM
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saskskier
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 9,984
Protip:

Use this stuff and your phone will never come off the ground.

May 14 2015 10:41AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
if it still works, hand it to someone with a timer on it that is counting down from 10 seconds. And once they take it run as fast as you can.
May 14 2015 11:21AM
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tcm.worldwide
Posts: 558 - Karma: 3,444
TheFapGlue it to the pavement outside a mall and video people trying to pick it up

this
May 14 2015 1:08PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
theBearJewif it still works, hand it to someone with a timer on it that is counting down from 10 seconds. And once they take it run as fast as you can.


Holy this is brilliant
May 14 2015 1:36PM
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Slush
Posts: 1905 - Karma: 12,901
theBearJewif it still works, hand it to someone with a timer on it that is counting down from 10 seconds. And once they take it run as fast as you can.


Unfortunately, it has a very very hard time turning on, and staying turned on, and using apps, and basically being useful...
May 14 2015 7:13PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
SlushRight now we have glued to the side walk and up the butt which is not happening

get out of the kitchen if you cant handle the heat.
May 14 2015 10:42PM
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Slush
Posts: 1905 - Karma: 12,901
SFBget out of the kitchen if you cant handle the heat.


How bout it stick it up yur butthole?
May 15 2015 10:22AM
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OzzyJ
Posts: 723 - Karma: 927
Have your friend throw it off a bridge and try to catch it in your mouth while another friend takes a video
May 15 2015 11:26AM
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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
Get stoned with it idk
May 15 2015 11:33AM
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