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What gives you the constipation
If I eat too much cheese i get this thing called constipation. It's where my poop doesn't come out slippery sloppery like usual, but it gets stuck. I want my bum to let it go but it wont. But when my poo poo comes out it is sharp and small.
What makes you poop sharp and small?
Thats not from cheese, its from all the cum youre guzzling
i got constipated as a kid because i was playing beanie babies with my cousin and didn't want to stop the game to go poop
Stool hardeners among other things.
getting my wisdom teeth out.
I was horribly constipated after getting wisdom teeth out. To the point where I couldn't shit because it had been like 3 days and by that time, I was incapable of shitting out the bowling ball that was backed up.
Only time in my life I had to go on laxatives, and it felt amazing. I took 3 shits that day, and all of them were glorious, soft, spiral up the bowl dumpages that pretty much gave me an analgasm.
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