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What gives you the constipation
If I eat too much cheese i get this thing called constipation. It's where my poop doesn't come out slippery sloppery like usual, but it gets stuck. I want my bum to let it go but it wont. But when my poo poo comes out it is sharp and small.
What makes you poop sharp and small?
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Thats not from cheese, its from all the cum youre guzzling
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i got constipated as a kid because i was playing beanie babies with my cousin and didn't want to stop the game to go poop
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Stool hardeners among other things.
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getting my wisdom teeth out.
I was horribly constipated after getting wisdom teeth out. To the point where I couldn't shit because it had been like 3 days and by that time, I was incapable of shitting out the bowling ball that was backed up.
Only time in my life I had to go on laxatives, and it felt amazing. I took 3 shits that day, and all of them were glorious, soft, spiral up the bowl dumpages that pretty much gave me an analgasm.
i'm so mean i make medicine sick
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