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Stepping Up My Game

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spreadeagles
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So I'm kinda an akward idiot around girls and when ever I try talking to them I have no idea of what to talk about. I have the hardest time making eye contact but I've been working on that. Any tips to help me stop being an akward idiot around girls?
Apr 12 2015 8:39PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
Just use an alias and talk to them on the internet...
Apr 12 2015 8:42PM
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style_sensei
Posts: 51 - Karma: 72
There's a thread somewhere about being a playa, also reddit has tips on upping yo game son!
Apr 12 2015 8:51PM
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realbigga
Posts: 49 - Karma: 123
"BE YOURSELF IF PEOPLE DONT LIKE IT THEN FUCK EM" -Bernie mac
Apr 12 2015 8:52PM
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,877
How to get girls easily:

What you'll need:
Chloroform
Rag
Duct Tape
Chair
Saga ski mask
1988 Ford Bronco
Some sort of weaponry
Target girls location

What you'll do:
1. Gather supplies
2. Drive Bronco to location of Target girl
3. Put on ski mask and soak rag with chloroform
4. When she is alone take Chloroform soaked rag and cover her face with it make sure you get the nose and mouth
5. When she is finished squirming and passed out tie her hands and feet with duct tape and put duct tape over her mouth
6. Throw or gently move her to back of Bronco
7. Take her to a secure location
8. Tie her to the chair
9. Keep her there until Stockholm Syndrome takes effect
10. If Stockholm Syndrome has really taken place she will not rat you out when you release her
11. Live happily ever after
Apr 12 2015 9:04PM
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spreadeagles
Posts: 1 - Karma: 26
realbigga"FUCK EM"
Thats what I'm going for but it just ain't working out man.
Apr 12 2015 9:10PM
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,834
I'm really good at the approach, but I run out of things to say and just ask for her number right away. Kind of awkward but It can work.
Apr 12 2015 9:20PM
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stinky_cheese
Posts: 1214 - Karma: 5,118
DobberI'm really good at the approach, but I run out of things to say and just ask for her number right away. Kind of awkward but It can work.


i'm good at the approach, run out of things to say so i leave awkwardly. I then realize i forgot to get her number so i go back, things get more awkward and i just end up getting rejected and making a fool out of myself. This leads to spending the rest of the night in shame, talking to boys not girls, and really weird moments of eye contact with that girl.
Apr 13 2015 12:01AM
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