I've checked off a lot from the sexy time bucket list but there is one that I've never figured out how to bring up in a conversation. In fact I don't think I've ever mentioned it before to anyone. Well, clothed in the semi anonymity of an internet forum here it goes
During sex I want a girl to be 100% silent and still as she orgasms and then when she finishes to turn to me and then with her greatest Julie Andrews impression say, "How kind of you to let me come". Extra points if at a random point later on she adds, "In Hartford, Hereford and Hampshire, hurricanes hardly happen."
Does anyone else have incredibly odd fantasies that they can't tell there partner.
Can I rule 34 mine?