I'm so done with Vail's yellow jacket saftey people, I need them to stop bothering me. Yesterday I almost got stung. After being yelled at about 5 times already that day while skiing slow and in control past them I decided to over exaggerate my turns and slowness by making those short hoppy turns that people used to do with long skinny skis. As I'm passing the slow sign this one yellow jacket actually leaps out at me with a metal pole and tries to tackle me while I'm skiing. Now of course he was not successful, because I'm super in control and have cat like reflexes, but is this their tactic of keeping the mountain safe? If a less experienced skier ran into the same situation this yellow jacket could have severely injured the skier and himself.
Anyway, wondering what to do to get these people to stop fucking with me. I wear a sick purple onsie when I ski so maybe I just look to sexy or maybe I'm just too good at skiing, but no matter what they always seem to try to stop me. No speeding tickets yet just a lot of "Ayyyyyyyy!!!!! SLOW DOWN!!!!!!" or the occasional tackle attempt. Also do these people ever chase skiers? I'm sure a high speed chase would be very safe.