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"I'm a level 9 skier"

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Red_Beard_Jr
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So I went to Alta yesterday in search of this thing they call snow. Anyways, I was riding up the lift and these two kids probably 15-16 were riding up with me. I had my chronics on and thats how our whole conversation started.

Gaper 1: Nice skis what level are you?
me: uh level?
Gaper 1: we are level 9 skiers, its the highest level you can go.
me: well I don't really use that to describe how I ski. I just kinda ski whatever I'm feeling
Gaper 1: So do you ski double black diamonds?
me: Yes....

Silence for a bit

Gaper 2: we were cliffing yesterday it was pretty fun
me: cliffing?
Gaper 2: You know jumping off cliffs
me: good for you guys (put headphones in so I don't jump of the chair lift)
Mar 22 2015 4:12PM
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tdollo
Posts: 3733 - Karma: 17,776
Cool story bro
Mar 22 2015 4:13PM
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SteezeOnStage
Posts: 445 - Karma: 165
k
Mar 22 2015 4:13PM
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mseward
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 1,243
thought this thread was gonna be about the shitty joke everyone makes when you wear level 1 clothing.
Mar 22 2015 4:16PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
Gapers probably ski better than you. You're St Alta on Chronics...
Mar 22 2015 4:25PM
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TheOrigin
Posts: 51 - Karma: 109
What'd the scouter say about their skier level?
Mar 22 2015 4:29PM
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Dragonslayer101
Posts: 283 - Karma: 857
Im a level 9 skier...... In your face OP
Mar 22 2015 9:40PM
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Jewschoolers
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 1,142
Actually it goes up to level 10 but you're only allowed to know about it if you are a level ten skier. It's almost exactly like the illuminati
Mar 22 2015 10:05PM
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d.mcknight
Posts: 778 - Karma: 1,539
Wow OP sounds like you're mad you aren't a level nine skier
Mar 22 2015 10:44PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Hey guys, get a load of OP - this guy doesn't know what level skier he is.
Mar 22 2015 11:36PM
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maxknudson
Posts: 538 - Karma: 316
im level 6.5
Mar 22 2015 11:39PM
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elm.
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 13,338
UglyboyGapers probably ski better than you. You're St Alta on Chronics...


truuu
Mar 23 2015 12:20AM
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,834
http://www.insideoutskiing.com/level.html

Holy fuck.
Mar 23 2015 9:08AM
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Chuch
Posts: 237 - Karma: 397
At what level do I evolve into a Charzard?
probably gunna have to eat more rare candies until I start throwing quadruple backflips while breathing fire.
Mar 23 2015 9:16AM
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KENDOZER
Posts: 408 - Karma: 1,145
Do you know their hp was? Its not about the level of skiing, its about the ability to rebound after taking a digger.
Mar 23 2015 9:22AM
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Camharhar
Posts: 198 - Karma: 555
fuck eh, those gapers....
Mar 23 2015 9:47AM
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Chuch
Posts: 237 - Karma: 397
Fuckin eh right
Mar 23 2015 9:53AM
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Thom4s
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ChuchAt what level do I evolve into a Charzard?


Someone's asking the right questions
Mar 23 2015 10:59AM
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swoger
Posts: 607 - Karma: 655
nice claim on the chronics
Mar 23 2015 11:02AM
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pattyWhack
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Dobberhttp://www.insideoutskiing.com/level.html

Holy fuck.


Thank you for doing this valuable research. This world needs more answers. :D
Mar 23 2015 1:06PM
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_salty_
Posts: 672 - Karma: 1,034
Dobberhttp://www.insideoutskiing.com/level.html

Holy fuck.


Who else read this and went fuck I am a level 9 skier
Mar 23 2015 8:26PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
msewardthought this thread was gonna be about the shitty joke everyone makes when you wear level 1 clothing.


Couldn't make it to Level 2?
Mar 23 2015 8:28PM
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SteezOnSkis12
Posts: 907 - Karma: 1,446
Nray41Gaper 1: we are level 9 skiers, its the highest level you can go.


Mar 23 2015 8:31PM
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Krotchs_Brother
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 3,006
TheOriginWhat'd the scouter say about their skier level?


I heard it was over 9000!
Mar 23 2015 9:07PM
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mike759
Posts: 872 - Karma: 1,949
I'm level a billion in COD
Mar 23 2015 9:13PM
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peterspringer10
Posts: 153 - Karma: 439
msewardthought this thread was gonna be about the shitty joke everyone makes when you wear level 1 clothing.

I was thinking the exact same haha
Mar 23 2015 9:57PM
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CHORIZO
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then how did Henrik reach level 420?
Mar 23 2015 10:06PM
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Amarino
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JewschoolersActually it goes up to level 10 but you're only allowed to know about it if you are a level ten skier. It's almost exactly like the illuminati

I know now
Mar 23 2015 10:28PM
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corona
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AmarinoI know now


Mar 23 2015 10:31PM
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averageMIskier
Posts: 600 - Karma: 1,385
Saw you at Alta. Thought you looked like a NS, but I didn't know there was such a thing at alta. The jerrys were out in full force going full jerry off the infamous wildcat kicker
Mar 23 2015 11:35PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
UglyboyGapers probably ski better than you. You're St Alta on Chronics...


Ha. Have fun cliffing on twigs boy. But seriously OP, if you get to ski Alta why do you own park skis?
Mar 23 2015 11:53PM
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128368798788
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/763062/If-peeing-your-pants-is-cool--consider-me-Miles-Davis----
Mar 24 2015 12:59AM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6792 - Karma: 23,524
I'm eating a beef heart right now so I can stay on track to level up this Friday.
Mar 24 2015 3:53PM
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fresh_prince
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captaincanklesim level 6


.9****
Mar 24 2015 5:44PM
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