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Andy Parry Wax Company?

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Big_Mtn
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So today I saw Andy and he was filming a commercial for a wax company... He was doing a bunch of crazy stuff and stupid/funny stuff that I've come to expect from him. I fell on a corrugated tube and he saw it and told me I needed to get wizard wax and it was 14.99 (i think). He also said it had some special cat ingredients. It looked like a bar of hot wax in the shape of a wizard. Does anybody know what this stuff is/who makes it? I looked it up and couldn't find anything about it.
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Mar 17 2015 8:53PM
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gotti
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mine got delivered today. confirmed.
Mar 17 2015 9:01PM
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veng_m
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its a mystery
Mar 17 2015 9:06PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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Mine was delivered today. Confirmed.
Mar 17 2015 9:17PM
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californiagrown
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its pretty cheap for how much you get, and it smells delightful- the inspiration being it acted as an air freshener in the TC van.


solid product. go to his wedsite to buy it.
Mar 17 2015 9:34PM
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WIllW
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Watch out Yankee Candle
Mar 17 2015 10:08PM
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Newschoolers55
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They send it to every NSer who has watched all the LTC episodes twice. mine deliviered a week ago.
Mar 18 2015 9:47AM
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ForeverYung
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WIllWWatch out Yankee Candle


Yankee Candle is based out of my town /claim
Mar 18 2015 11:31AM
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Abu_Hajaar
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I'm bought some of andy parry's wizard wax at the local dispensary and it sucked. I took a dab and it tasted like a mix of burnt hair and pizza
Mar 18 2015 11:44AM
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steezyjibber
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Mine got delivered yesterday. Confirmed.
Mar 18 2015 2:25PM
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404404
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Don't smoke the wax.
Mar 18 2015 4:00PM
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rtl32
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ParryWithAnADon't smoke the wax.


This is why we can't have nice things
Mar 18 2015 4:26PM
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SkierFromOhio
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PULLmine got delivered today. confirmed.


Steezy_IN_KCMine was delivered today. Confirmed.


steezyjibberMine got delivered yesterday. Confirmed.

How did you get it?
Mar 19 2015 6:32AM
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S.J.W
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nico.ostranderHow did you get it?


Just send me your banking details and I'll deliver to you. I'm the importer for Canada
Mar 19 2015 10:05AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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UglyboyJust send me your banking details and I'll deliver to you. I'm the importer for Canada


He speaks the truth. I gave him all my info and the next day he hand delivered it to me. We did the deal in an airport hanger right by his new Gulfstream G650. Who ever knew that wizard wax was such big business... but I guess with customer service like his, the sky's the limit.
Mar 19 2015 10:27AM
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404404
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I take:

- Cash
- Paypal
- Pizza
- Gold
Mar 19 2015 1:08PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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ParryWithAnAI take:

- Cash
- Paypal
- Pizza
- Gold


how much wax will you trade for a 23k gold plated mewtwo playing card? Complete with pokeball.

Mar 19 2015 1:38PM
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404404
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pat_in_the_hathow much wax will you trade for a 23k gold plated mewtwo playing card? Complete with pokeball.




4 kilos of wax
Mar 19 2015 1:48PM
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snapped
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ParryWithAnAI take:

- Cash
- Paypal
- Pizza
- Gold



Will you take my first born son?
Mar 19 2015 1:56PM
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Thom4s
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He just posted a picture of it on Instagram but I can't find it anywhere after lurking around the Internet for a couple minutes. When it's up for sale in definetly getting some because Andy Parry. Im what the kids nowadays call a Hyperbeast.
Mar 19 2015 3:37PM
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veng_m
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Thom4sHe just posted a picture of it on Instagram but I can't find it anywhere after lurking around the Internet for a couple minutes. When it's up for sale in definetly getting some because Andy Parry. Im what the kids nowadays call a Hyperbeast.


https://instagram.com/p/0awSYuPFW7/?taken-by=parryandy

confirmed
Mar 19 2015 4:52PM
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Jake_La
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Probly invented the company

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/HarryPotter5poster.jpg
Mar 19 2015 5:56PM
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OregonDead
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ParryWithAnAI take:

- Cash
- Paypal
- Pizza
- Gold


R U in OR? Meet me in the lower lot at Timberline tomorrow.
Mar 19 2015 6:08PM
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chemiskier
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ParryWithAnAI take:

- Cash
- Paypal
- Pizza
- Gold


im in vancouver, WA are there local meetups at timberline? or do you ship if you take paypal haha
Mar 19 2015 6:15PM
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Big_Mtn
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ParryWithAnAI take:

- Cash
- Paypal
- Pizza
- Gold


Be in conways tomorrow.
Mar 19 2015 6:29PM
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Big_Mtn
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The referenced post has been removed.


Slick Nano cat technology protection
Best in class spray wax-detailer-cat-dry wash
Instant bonding to cat, paint, chrome, glass, fiberglass or any hard surface
Relentless water cat beading wash after wash
Extremely slick protective cat finish, adding gloss, depth and clarity with each application

Add the word cat to each feature and you get the features for Andy's product.
Mar 19 2015 9:54PM
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404404
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OregonDeadR U in OR? Meet me in the lower lot at Timberline tomorrow.


I will be skiing tomorrow at Timberline.
Mar 20 2015 1:32AM
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OregonDead
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ParryWithAnAI will be skiing tomorrow at Timberline.


I'm getting too scared of heavy equipment to use the lower lot anymore. I was planning on it Friday but they were really moving all the tractors around.
Mar 23 2015 12:09PM
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jackdonovan
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bump for wizard wax
May 19 2015 10:29PM
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sbarlett
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is this gonna be available to buy online anytime soon? In need of wax and i'd much rather buy wizard wax than any other kind
May 20 2015 12:20PM
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Big_Mtn
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^ shoulda won some at the titty boy invitational. Andy was generous enough to donate a bunch of it... I think he said that it was gonna be online in the fall or you could buy it from him in person before then.
May 20 2015 6:07PM
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dingus
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ParryWithAnAI take:

- Cash
- Paypal
- Pizza
- Gold

Do you take cats?
How much wax can I get if I trade you my cat?

dis my cat
May 20 2015 7:55PM
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Cspliffff
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dingusDo you take cats?
How much wax can I get if I trade you my cat?

dis my cat

For him you should get all the wax
May 21 2015 12:04AM
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Peter.
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ParryWithAnADon't smoke the wax.


instructions unclear, my apartment is now coated with wax. everything is incredibly slick pls help do you have a wax antidote
May 21 2015 12:06AM
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Big_Mtn
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So I talked to Andy the other day and he told me he'd get me some wizardz wax. Saw him today at lunch and he gave me some wax. Andy is the man. Also, the wax smells good. It looks even cooler. Buy it.
Jun 23 2015 12:51AM
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Mr.Bishop
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Big_MtnSo I talked to Andy the other day and he told me he'd get me some wizardz wax. Saw him today at lunch and he gave me some wax. Andy is the man. Also, the wax smells good. It looks even cooler. Buy it.


Andy=Awesome.

Confirmed.
Jun 23 2015 1:49AM
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jackdonovan
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Big_MtnSo I talked to Andy the other day and he told me he'd get me some wizardz wax. Saw him today at lunch and he gave me some wax. Andy is the man. Also, the wax smells good. It looks even cooler. Buy it.


I will hopefully run into him when i'm at Mt. hood for a week
Jun 24 2015 11:29AM
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corona
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still not sure if this is a joke or not
Jun 24 2015 1:10PM
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Big_Mtn
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VinnieFstill not sure if this is a joke or not


https://instagram.com/p/4Pimx5SLTD/?taken-by=jscawt

It is most definitely real stuff.
Jun 24 2015 9:52PM
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Shoey-Ski
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where can you get this stuff?
Jun 26 2015 2:42PM
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HappySoda
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ParryWithAnAI take:

- Cash
- Paypal
- Pizza
- Gold


Is it just me that's surprised Andy doesn't take chicken wings?
Jun 26 2015 4:22PM
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Big_Mtn
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Shoey-Skiwhere can you get this stuff?


You can't. That's the beauty of it. Its all in the exclusivity of it.
Jun 27 2015 12:46AM
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