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how old is your sister?

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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
'cause I want to hit that shit.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box.
Jul 12 2002 10:45PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
I don't have a sister.. unless you include yours.

MD... Dain bramaged.
Jul 12 2002 10:49PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
are you saying i'm your brother mike?

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box.
Jul 12 2002 10:56PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
only through sweat... not blood.. if you get what I mean.... if not, ask.

MD... Dain bramaged.
Jul 12 2002 10:59PM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
brother from another mother
Jul 12 2002 11:04PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
I fucked your mom?
'you know - de bird dat walks around on da ground?'
'you mean a chicken?'
'ya dats it!'
Alex the crazy french kid telling me he liked to eat chicken.
Jul 12 2002 11:15PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
she's 16 and HOT.. oh wait... no.. that's not my sister.
-Pat
Jul 13 2002 9:37AM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
You already slept with my only sister, Mike.

By the way, I'm your uncle.
Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!'

Jim Morrison
Jul 13 2002 11:19AM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
Fuck. Why do I always say Mike when I mean Darryl?


Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!'

Jim Morrison
Jul 13 2002 11:21AM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
darryls hand is your sister?


'you know - de bird dat walks around on da ground?'
'you mean a chicken?'
'ya dats it!'
Alex the crazy french kid telling me he liked to eat chicken.
Jul 13 2002 3:03PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
well... my hand is in your sister. same thing

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box.
Jul 13 2002 3:06PM
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shitonmyface
Posts: 328 - Karma: 14
I dont have a sister


shit on my face if you want to live
Jul 13 2002 7:54PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
i have no siblings.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH SUCKERS!!!!!!!!


'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot
Frostmonkey

Jul 13 2002 8:46PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
darryl... another useless post by you haha


Jack Black: This is the last time Tenecious D will rock the house... after a Tenecious D dive I broke my spine and the heroin and crack are getting to me, so after the concert I'm going to jump off the Gorge. But don't worry we already have 3 albums recorded, 5 music videos, and 3 full movies recorded and in the can... the D will rock on with out us

Crowd: huge cheers

Kyle: Why are they cheering?

Jack Black: because that’s fucking hardcore!
Jul 13 2002 9:27PM
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punkSKIERjen
Posts: 742 - Karma: 13
I have a brother.... you can have him if ya like.
---- I would do anything to get on Tanner... --
-- I would do anything to go ski right now...---
'Go huck yourself off a two foot cliff!'
Jul 13 2002 9:44PM
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craigcski
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,187
can i have you instead jen?


'shiiiiiot, fizz is in the motha fuckin house'

'The man does have a point Tanner'

Satan is my god!!! he will soon rule the world!!! the seven seals are upon us and the world will soon come to an end. vow your undying love for lucifer and you will be saved from damnation!!!!! join the forces of evil and you will not be damned to the firey pits of hell and will become a messanger of satan!!!
-Dirty-
Jul 13 2002 11:02PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
mines 13, dont even think about it


scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
Jul 13 2002 11:56PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
too late, Darryl already did.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
*I love Matty Enns*
Jul 14 2002 5:00AM
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WAskier720
Posts: 891 - Karma: 10
mines 17 whoever wants a date just message me

Why not school ain't doing you any good
Jul 14 2002 4:11PM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
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Jul 14 2002 4:36PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
five0 dood you want her..you aint much older. i know you do.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Jul 14 2002 9:11PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
mines turning 18 on the 18th. ALL YOU CRAZIES STAY AWAY FROM HER!!




American: Mr. Canadian, Mr. Canuck. ohhh, where's your pet beaver?

Canadian: Right here! ATTACK!

American: ARRGGHHH!!
Jul 14 2002 10:00PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
haha


scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
Jul 15 2002 8:20AM
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taimaishu
Posts: 533 - Karma: 23
my friends sister is 14 and shes pretty hot but she got knocked up by a 20 year old and thats fucked up so im staying away from her




I think I'm half-Irish and half-dumbass - Shane McConkey
Jul 15 2002 12:08PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
thats pretty fucked up no joke

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Jul 15 2002 1:02PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i just met some chick at sailing camp...she is 13, and has been raped, actually raper, so once i got to know her, we ended up haveing like a '2 night stand' sorta thing. like i mean she trusted me and we had fun!

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Jul 15 2002 1:03PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
13? dude, how old r u?




American: Mr. Canadian, Mr. Canuck. ohhh, where's your pet beaver?

Canadian: Right here! ATTACK!

American: ARRGGHHH!!
Jul 15 2002 3:25PM
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skier_chick_360
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 10
I dont have a sister.....
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

I want a REALLY HOT boy toy!! :-P
Jul 15 2002 4:07PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
dont have one....
Jul 15 2002 8:40PM
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colingobig
Posts: 418 - Karma: 10
mines 17
ahhhh i'm gonna get hit now
me 'is this Vanilla Ice?'
kid 'yeah'
me 'DIRTY HELL!'
kid 'what? i fuckin like the ice man!'
Jul 15 2002 9:50PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i want a sister! will you make me one!

i'm 14....but i coulda been 20..who cares...i mean...

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Jul 16 2002 12:47AM
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midwest_rep2
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 10
I got a 12 yr old sister, or 13, or something. I dont like those young girls, they have stinky cooters. Dude that is so fucking wrong if you were having sex with that young girl like 14 yrs old? DAMN!

ME to 14 yr old: 'Hey can I stick in your cooter nanny?'
14 yr old: 'What's a cooter nanny?'
Me: 'shut up'
Jul 16 2002 4:43PM
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taimaishu
Posts: 533 - Karma: 23
yeah me and my friend beat the shit out of the 20 year old that knocked up his sister.... he couldnt believe that he got his ass kicked by 2 16 year olds.. we havent seen the dude since



I think I'm half-Irish and half-dumbass - Shane McConkey
Jul 16 2002 11:08PM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
I really wish that someone would have gotten my joke.... I said that Darryl had slept with my only sister, and that I was Darryl's uncle....

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!'

Jim Morrison
Jul 17 2002 12:01PM
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taimaishu
Posts: 533 - Karma: 23
i got it but i chose to ignore the joke cause i thaught someone else would pick up on it


I think I'm half-Irish and half-dumbass - Shane McConkey
Jul 17 2002 12:26PM
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miss_hevern87
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 12
i have a sister, she's 18...but she's a brat

If I had a nickel,
I'd surely give it to you right away.
Jul 17 2002 1:34PM
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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
meine swchester ist drie-zehn jarhe alt


This is fuck'n burgertime bitch and this is fuck'n omar, so sit back grab your dick with a motherfuckin Gangsta grip, cuz this shit is for rizzle my nizzle
Jul 17 2002 1:47PM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
Deine Schwester ist nur dreizehn? Ganz perfekt für mich! Nehm ihn ihnen Mund, Schlumper!

Es tut mir leid....... ich konnte einfach nicht widerstehen....
Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!'

Jim Morrison
Jul 18 2002 11:54AM
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