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.HERO
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Is it just me, or when you see a girl that skis it instantly makes them much more attractive...

Any of you have any crazy/weird/funny experiences along these lines?
Mar 11 2015 10:17AM
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Mr.Bishop
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alexheroldIs it just me, or when you see a girl that skis it instantly makes them much more attractive...

Any of you have any crazy/weird/funny experiences along these lines?


Not just you.
Mar 11 2015 10:18AM
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.HERO
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Mr.BishopNot just you.


Haha it reminds me of the mashed potato episode
Mar 11 2015 10:21AM
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VD.
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I find the momentary infatuation all too often fades when they take their goggles off.
Mar 11 2015 10:23AM
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senditsam
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Mr.BishopNot just you.


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Mar 11 2015 10:29AM
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owen.greene_
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one time I was staring at this really good skier chick, but her whole face was covered so I just figured she was ugly. then she took her goggles off and pulled the face mask down and it was like I was staring into the eyes of an angel. only happened once unfortunately. all other chicks are ugly
Mar 11 2015 10:30AM
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.HERO
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cbaskierone time I was staring at this really good skier chick, but her whole face was covered so I just figured she was ugly. then she took her goggles off and pulled the face mask down and it was like I was staring into the eyes of an angel. only happened once unfortunately. all other chicks are ugly


Did you get her #?
Mar 11 2015 10:45AM
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owen.greene_
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alexheroldDid you get her #?


no I was at carinthia at mount snow and I couldn't find her after
Mar 11 2015 10:57AM
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michiskier23
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VD.I find the momentary infatuation all too often fades when they take their goggles off.


few truer words have ever been posted
Mar 11 2015 2:11PM
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Mainah
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Girls who shred get +2 for sure
Mar 11 2015 2:50PM
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-Colton
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Dating a snowboarder atm.... Nothing is hotter than a girl that can rock snow pants and a giggle tan
Mar 11 2015 3:10PM
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e~b
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Ginger_GaperDating a snowboarder atm.... Nothing is hotter than a girl that can rock snow pants and a giggle tan


but...she's a snowboarder
Mar 11 2015 3:19PM
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Krotchs_Brother
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Saw the hottest blond swedish skier chick.....










Turned out to be Jon Olson.













I'd still smash.
Mar 11 2015 3:58PM
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mynamerhymes
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I met this girl skiing and she was in her ski clothes the whole day. After skiing with her I got her Snapchat. Lets just say I snap chatted her once....
Mar 11 2015 7:09PM
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Slush
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Every month this thread gets re-created

And every month I post the same picture


A girl gets +3 in my opinion if she shreds
Mar 11 2015 7:25PM
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VD.
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Krotchs_BrotherSaw the hottest blond swedish skier chick.....










Turned out to be Jon Olson.













I'd still smash.


I actually found Jon on tinder the other day...
Mar 11 2015 7:26PM
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broto
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Mr.BishopNot just you.


now bishop i know you're married. and as an avid skier and leader of our little hangout place here on NS... tell me you picked a skier???
Mar 11 2015 7:27PM
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.lencon
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Ginger_GaperDating a snowboarder atm.... Nothing is hotter than a girl that can rock snow pants and a giggle tan


darn snowboarders and their giggle tans.

Currently trying to get after this one skier chick. Im gonna try to skip school to go with her Friday. Will post a lift selfie here and on other social media if it works out. I got this dialed in but any last minute tips?
Mar 11 2015 7:39PM
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Mr.Bishop
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brotonow bishop i know you're married. and as an avid skier and leader of our little hangout place here on NS... tell me you picked a skier???


But of course! She's not into the scene or anything but she still loves it.
Mar 11 2015 7:57PM
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OzzyJ
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saw a girl with full tilts once
Mar 11 2015 8:58PM
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OzzyJ
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saw a girl with full tilts once
Mar 11 2015 8:58PM
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Dobber
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.lenconany last minute tips?


Pee in her butt.


You knew it was coming.
Mar 11 2015 9:00PM
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.lencon
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DobberPee in her butt.


You knew it was coming.


haha I did. But I want some tips to ensure that my bladder may be released inside her rectum
Mar 11 2015 9:16PM
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Park.
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Nicky Keefer and his wife.


That is all
Mar 11 2015 9:23PM
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Slush
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.lencondarn snowboarders and their giggle tans.

Currently trying to get after this one skier chick. Im gonna try to skip school to go with her Friday. Will post a lift selfie here and on other social media if it works out. I got this dialed in but any last minute tips?


Be funny, have fun, ease your way into her. Start slow and get a little better. Best advice I can give

If you're having fun and she's smiling, you're doing good
Mar 11 2015 10:48PM
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.lencon
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TwinipzBe funny, have fun, ease your way into her. Start slow and get a little better. Best advice I can give

If you're having fun and she's smiling, you're doing good


K+ for a few tips. Does age matter?
Mar 11 2015 10:53PM
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corona
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Twinipzease your way into her.


good advice. if she hasn't had it in that hole before it might be pretty painful
Mar 11 2015 10:54PM
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Nacho+
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Nacho digs chicks who ski
Mar 11 2015 10:55PM
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corona
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.lenconK+ for a few tips. Does age matter?


only in the eyes of the law
Mar 11 2015 10:55PM
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.lencon
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VinnieFonly in the eyes of the law


The police won't be around. What I meant is that I'm still in highschool and she's in college.
Mar 11 2015 10:56PM
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Slush
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.lenconThe police won't be around. What I meant is that I'm still in highschool and she's in college.


Love knows no age. If ya like each other, that's that
Mar 11 2015 11:30PM
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-Colton
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e~bbut...she's a snowboarder


Yeah.... but being able to shred with your girl is a rare find... I dont mind that she boards as long as i can see her on the hill...
Mar 11 2015 11:42PM
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AT-AT
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VD.I find the momentary infatuation all too often fades when they take their goggles off.


Beauty is always a light switch away.

My lady friend in college skied, not park, but it is so dope to have a lady friend who can keep up with you on the slopes.
Mar 11 2015 11:49PM
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crotchvent
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AT-ATBeauty is always a light switch away.

My lady friend in college skied, not park, but it is so dope to have a lady friend who can keep up with you on the slopes.


Keep up with you is the key. Most of the attractive ones can't ski for shit.
Mar 12 2015 12:03AM
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.lencon
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TwinipzLove knows no age. If ya like each other, that's that


Thanks man. Lets just hope she loves me back. If i post a pic of us together on here you know it worked out. Stay posted homie
Mar 12 2015 12:12AM
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-Colton
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.lenconThanks man. Lets just hope she loves me back. If i post a pic of us together on here you know it worked out. Stay posted homie


The rules around my area is 2 years up, 2 years down (she must be atleast highschool) but if the girl is older its not tootoo weird? Usually when the guy is in collage dating/hooking up with a highschool chick kinda creeps ppl out.... Best of luck mate!
Mar 12 2015 12:22AM
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whiteboi
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So my girlfriend and I broke up about two months ago, and she's a racer. Yes, she's a racer, but she was super hot. She thinks that she's the shit at skiing too, which pisses me off because in all honesty she really isn't that good. She's been subtweeting me about how I'm "not even that good at skiing" (I'm not a Ryan Stevenson by any means, but I'm half decent) and stuff just to start stuff again. So, what should I do? Any advice?

But to answer your question.... If they can shred on the mountain, what can they do off of the hill?
Mar 12 2015 1:26AM
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.lencon
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Ginger_GaperThe rules around my area is 2 years up, 2 years down (she must be atleast highschool) but if the girl is older its not tootoo weird? Usually when the guy is in collage dating/hooking up with a highschool chick kinda creeps ppl out.... Best of luck mate!


Yeah if guys in college get with highschool girls its creepy. But if I get with a college girl I'd be a legend haha. There's always the rule where you take your age and divide by 2 to find youngest age you date someone
Mar 12 2015 1:28AM
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.lencon
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^^^divide by 2 then add 7 oops haha that could be bad
Mar 12 2015 1:30AM
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Basil91
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came across a pro freestyle skier girl on Tinder, never swiped right so hard it all my life, we never matched so she didn't feel the same, could have been beautiful :(
Mar 12 2015 1:52AM
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CHORIZO
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I try to do tricks in front of girls and end up falling
Mar 12 2015 1:55AM
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.otto.
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I met my girlfriend on the mountain.
Mar 12 2015 9:21AM
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Slush
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.otto.I met my girlfriend on the mountain.


You lucky mothafucky
Mar 12 2015 9:24AM
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pezzinator
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My bf and I park ski. He basically taught me everything I know. Don't be afraid to help a gal out, she might be really thankful for it.
Mar 12 2015 10:01AM
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.HERO
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pezzinatorMy bf and I park ski. He basically taught me everything I know. Don't be afraid to help a gal out, she might be really thankful for it.


Thanks for the wise words...will keep that in mind
Mar 12 2015 11:28AM
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broto
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wen ur gf flails less than off of a natural hit at alta

me

her


but her photograph framing (portrait, wtf girl??) is clearly inferior so it works out
Mar 12 2015 1:41PM
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jcruz10
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Girls that ski are 100%. Also girls with glasses always are sexier.
Mar 12 2015 1:50PM
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450out.
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.lenconhaha I did. But I want some tips to ensure that my bladder may be released inside her rectum


Mar 12 2015 1:58PM
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mehregan15
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VD.I find the momentary infatuation all too often fades when they take their goggles off.


bone her with her goggles on... problem solved.
Mar 12 2015 1:58PM
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Dobber
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brotowen ur gf flails less than off of a natural hit at alta

me

her


but her photograph framing (portrait, wtf girl??) is clearly inferior so it works out


Why do gurls always take pictures like this? We don't want to see the sky and ground...We want to see down the hill.
Mar 13 2015 8:59AM
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pezzinator
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And the same goes for guys. If I saw a guy skiing, they are wayyyyyyy more attractive than if they didn't ski. Having steez is hot too.
Mar 13 2015 9:40AM
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