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Soft cookies or hard cookies?

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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,834
My dad likes the hard ones...but I like the soft ones.

Go.



P.S. The douchbag that makes the hard cookies at Granite can stick a hard cookie up his ass.
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Mar 4 2015 9:24PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Soft cookies and hard dick, a winning combo
Mar 4 2015 9:26PM
28 0
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,852
I like your moms cookies...
Mar 4 2015 9:27PM
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veng_m
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soft, which this thread is making me
Mar 4 2015 9:37PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
if by cookies, you mean porn, well obviously hard is the only answer.
Mar 4 2015 10:22PM
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saskskier
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 9,984
There are many states of cookie beyond soft and hard:

(In order)
Fresh (still warm), dough, frozen, soft, hard
Mar 4 2015 10:26PM
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stinky_cheese
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i like the ones with n&ns
Mar 4 2015 10:39PM
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,877
I like cookie dough
Mar 4 2015 10:41PM
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byubound
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 9,870
saskskierThere are many states of cookie beyond soft and hard:

(In order)
Fresh (still warm), dough, frozen, soft, hard


Dont forget frozen dough, like the kind you stole out of your parents fridge when you were little
Mar 4 2015 10:56PM
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El.Guapo
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Soft yet crumbly
Mar 4 2015 11:02PM
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Mr.noodle
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 4,650
I like soft, I fknd hard to be grody
Mar 5 2015 8:45AM
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DayMan
Posts: 4702 - Karma: 8,727
Chewy.
Mar 5 2015 8:46AM
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Chubbs.
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Mar 5 2015 11:15AM
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robbinJAHood
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have to agree with the "soft cookies hard dick combo" on this one
Mar 5 2015 11:53AM
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Dobber
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 9,834
savvy_skihard dick


What's that?
Mar 5 2015 12:40PM
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Holzsteezy*
Posts: 584 - Karma: 1,110
my grandma makes the best cookies. she dropped them off outside of my house one time in the winter and i bit into it, and it was still fucking soft and perfect even for being sitting outside in harsh vermont winters
Mar 5 2015 12:42PM
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seward
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veng_msoft, which this thread is making me


Mar 5 2015 1:10PM
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crotchvent
Posts: 1527 - Karma: 2,182
You've got to have them soft and right out of the oven. It burns so good.
Mar 5 2015 3:15PM
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VD.
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Like porn, soft is always better
Mar 5 2015 3:18PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
what are you? high? soft cookies or go home.
Mar 5 2015 3:47PM
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Mr.softcookie
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Mar 5 2015 6:28PM
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FBGM
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byuboundDont forget frozen dough, like the kind you stole out of your parents fridge when you were little


you mean freezer?
Mar 5 2015 6:39PM
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Dobber
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FaisalHassani


Now this makes me hard
Mar 5 2015 6:39PM
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saskskier
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byuboundDont forget frozen dough, like the kind you stole out of your parents fridge when you were little


My mom made cookies from scratch, so frozen cookie dough wasn't a thing when I was growing up, but I imagine it was pretty fantastic.
Mar 5 2015 6:54PM
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byubound
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FBGMyou mean freezer?


No the stuff in the freezer was too hard to grab. You had to get it out of the fridge while it was thawing.
Mar 5 2015 7:36PM
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.Rybak.
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Aidan-GSoft cookies and hard dick, a winning combo


Mar 5 2015 7:40PM
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Aharrelson358
Posts: 356 - Karma: 478
Soft if they're warm but crunchy if they're cooled. Cookie dough trumps all though.
Mar 5 2015 8:23PM
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JGWI
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Mar 5 2015 8:44PM
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Thom4s
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Hard cookies are for satanists.
Mar 6 2015 11:03AM
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All_Alpine
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Warm soft snickerdoodle or gtfo
Mar 6 2015 3:27PM
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Backyard.Skier
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Chewy's are pretty dope
Mar 6 2015 3:51PM
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