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Basement Dweller

Because the next logical step in ski technology development was to make fatter ski blades too, right?

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/fatblades/fatblades-ski-in-the-style-and-comfort-of-snowboar

Feb 16 2015 10:16AM

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Insane

People are going to think these are stupid at first... but watch them catch on like twin tips did. Fatblades are the future of skiing.

Feb 16 2015 10:22AM

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Krotchs_Brother

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Soo ski boards.. Invented by Jlev..

Feb 16 2015 11:01AM

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Ridiculous

I'd buy those solely for the wooden Canadian Flag.

Feb 16 2015 11:16AM

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Ridiculous

That video was painful...

Feb 16 2015 12:51PM

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This thread is gay

Feb 16 2015 12:54PM

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They asked for 10,000 and got 21,559...

Feb 16 2015 12:59PM

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I saw a guy with these the other day. Looked stupid.

Feb 16 2015 1:21PM

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still can't butter

not a very big advancement from ski boards...

fucking retarted

Feb 16 2015 1:31PM

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Insane

The only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

Feb 16 2015 2:10PM

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FATblades

Feb 16 2015 2:28PM

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Wow. It's like they're trying to come up with the worst idea ever, and then combine it with other terrible ideas from the past like a shit garnish. It's like a poor choice salad.

Feb 16 2015 2:55PM

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That Kickstarter video was sick, I am sweating.

Feb 16 2015 3:10PM

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I'm just gonna leave this here

Feb 16 2015 3:23PM

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Revel8........

Feb 16 2015 3:38PM

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I want these so badly….they seem perfect for some backcountry booters!

Feb 16 2015 3:38PM

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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/756166/Brad-Pitt-Se7en--quot-OH-GOD--quot-

Feb 16 2015 3:46PM

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@th1337

sign me up, they seem like they'd be great for skinning

Feb 16 2015 3:51PM

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Thanks Jason Levinthal

Feb 16 2015 5:16PM

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Loner

Matt Harper-Ward is an idiot.

Feb 16 2015 5:38PM

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The voice in the video got me hot

Feb 16 2015 5:43PM

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Sun_RaThe only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

meh i feel like they're so short that you would have to be really unlucky to blow a knee.

Feb 16 2015 7:41PM

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TFW the shittyest product comes from your home resorts.

If I every see these in person ill take some pictures for you guys, and then hide them.

Feb 16 2015 10:38PM

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Loner

no brakes? this should be interesting...

Feb 17 2015 1:46AM

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Crazy Fool

Dang, killin it on Wiwaxy 500 there. After seeing that, what's to lose?

Feb 17 2015 2:01AM

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Sun_RaThe only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

I never understood this.. How the hell do you blow out a knee in snowblades? Why do they release? No one ever blows out a knee rollerblading, there's no tips or tails to catch on anything.

Feb 17 2015 4:02AM

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Sun_RaThe only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

I never understood this.. How the hell do you blow out a knee in snowblades? Why do they release? No one ever blows out a knee rollerblading, there's no tips or tails to catch on anything.

Feb 17 2015 4:02AM

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Sun_RaThe only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

I never understood this.. How the hell do you blow out a knee in snowblades? Why do they release? No one ever blows out a knee rollerblading, there's no tips or tails to catch on anything.

Feb 17 2015 4:02AM

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Sun_RaThe only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

I never understood this.. How the hell do you blow out a knee in snowblades? Why do they release? No one ever blows out a knee rollerblading, there's no tips or tails to catch on anything.

Feb 17 2015 4:03AM

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Sun_RaThe only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

I never understood this.. How the hell do you blow out a knee in snowblades? Why do they release? No one ever blows out a knee rollerblading, there's no tips or tails to catch on anything.

Feb 17 2015 4:03AM

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Sun_RaThe only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

I never understood this.. How the hell do you blow out a knee in snowblades? Why do they release? No one ever blows out a knee rollerblading, there's no tips or tails to catch on anything.

Feb 17 2015 4:03AM

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Sun_RaThe only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

I never understood this.. How the hell do you blow out a knee in snowblades? Why do they release? No one ever blows out a knee rollerblading, there's no tips or tails to catch on anything.

Feb 17 2015 4:03AM

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Sun_RaThe only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

I never understood this.. How the hell do you blow out a knee in snowblades? Why do they release? No one ever blows out a knee rollerblading, there's no tips or tails to catch on anything.

Feb 17 2015 4:03AM

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Sun_RaThe only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

I never understood this.. How the hell do you blow out a knee in snowblades? Why do they release? No one ever blows out a knee rollerblading, there's no tips or tails to catch on anything.

Feb 17 2015 4:03AM

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Sun_RaThe only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

Serious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

Feb 17 2015 4:05AM

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Sun_RaThe only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

Serious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

Feb 17 2015 4:05AM

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Sun_RaThe only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

Serious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

Feb 17 2015 4:05AM

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Sun_RaThe only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

Serious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

Feb 17 2015 4:05AM

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Sun_RaThe only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

Serious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

Feb 17 2015 4:05AM

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Sun_RaThe only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

Serious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

Feb 17 2015 4:05AM

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Sun_RaThe only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

Serious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

Feb 17 2015 4:05AM

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Sun_RaThe only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

Serious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

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Sun_RaThe only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

Serious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

Feb 17 2015 4:05AM

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Sun_RaThe only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

Serious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

Feb 17 2015 4:05AM

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Sun_RaThe only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

Serious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

Feb 17 2015 4:05AM

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Sun_RaThe only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

Serious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

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Sun_RaThe only legit fat snow blades ever ridden were Shane McConkey's.

And with no release system gapers will get to enjoy tons of blown knees.

Serious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

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Feb 17 2015 4:39AM

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DiabeetoI never understood this.. How the hell do you blow out a knee in snowblades? Why do they release? No one ever blows out a knee rollerblading, there's no tips or tails to catch on anything.

DiabeetoI never understood this.. How the hell do you blow out a knee in snowblades? Why do they release? No one ever blows out a knee rollerblading, there's no tips or tails to catch on anything.

DiabeetoI never understood this.. How the hell do you blow out a knee in snowblades? Why do they release? No one ever blows out a knee rollerblading, there's no tips or tails to catch on anything.

DiabeetoI never understood this.. How the hell do you blow out a knee in snowblades? Why do they release? No one ever blows out a knee rollerblading, there's no tips or tails to catch on anything.

DiabeetoI never understood this.. How the hell do you blow out a knee in snowblades? Why do they release? No one ever blows out a knee rollerblading, there's no tips or tails to catch on anything.

DiabeetoI never understood this.. How the hell do you blow out a knee in snowblades? Why do they release? No one ever blows out a knee rollerblading, there's no tips or tails to catch on anything.

DiabeetoI never understood this.. How the hell do you blow out a knee in snowblades? Why do they release? No one ever blows out a knee rollerblading, there's no tips or tails to catch on anything.

DiabeetoI never understood this.. How the hell do you blow out a knee in snowblades? Why do they release? No one ever blows out a knee rollerblading, there's no tips or tails to catch on anything.

DiabeetoI never understood this.. How the hell do you blow out a knee in snowblades? Why do they release? No one ever blows out a knee rollerblading, there's no tips or tails to catch on anything.

DiabeetoSerious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

DiabeetoSerious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

DiabeetoSerious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

DiabeetoSerious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

DiabeetoSerious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

DiabeetoSerious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

DiabeetoSerious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

DiabeetoSerious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

DiabeetoSerious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

DiabeetoSerious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

DiabeetoSerious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

DiabeetoSerious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

DiabeetoSerious question, how does anyone blow out their knees on snow blades? Why do they even release? It's like rollerblading, you don't have tips or tails to catch on anything.

Could you repeat that? I didnt get it the first time

But to answer your question I cant imagine it being easy to blow out a knee but I did manage to fuck up my ankle on a pair. I went to hit a rail and my front SkiBlade went under it (it was only a few inches off the ground with a support on the end) My blade caught and I was rag-dolled to the ground. I already had a torn acl in this knee at that point and it surprisingly didnt hurt my it

Feb 17 2015 7:30AM

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Loner

NS history has just been made right here. The double duodecuple post

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bruh...that was impressive.

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