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Funny chirps when they say skiing is "gay"

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AfroSkier
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I go to a school with kids who all board and constantly tell me "bro start to board skiing is so gay" and I'm looking for my fellow Newschoolers homies to come up with funny ass replies when these kids say that shit...go nuts!
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Jan 29 2015 1:36PM
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JGWI
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Say "Well in that case, blow me bitch."
Jan 29 2015 1:39PM
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.Hugo.
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Show him that he is actually the gay one by sucking his dick. That would be so gay of him to get his dick sucked by a dude.
Jan 29 2015 1:39PM
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miroz
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Q: How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 75; one to do it, two to say they could do it better, and the rest to sit in the landing.

But seriously, this sounds like middle school bullshit. Those kids are dickheads, just be the bigger person and enjoy the fact that you get to slide on snow the way you want to.
Jan 29 2015 1:40PM
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onLINE
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Ask them if they can name the snowboarder that invented the chairlift?
Jan 29 2015 1:53PM
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128368798788
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Just say I'd rather ride 2 skinny chicks than one fat one.
Jan 29 2015 2:10PM
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kung_powpow
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Show them this
Jan 29 2015 2:13PM
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wyguy
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show em up on the hill with da skillzzzz and the fine ass huneys under each arm
Jan 29 2015 2:18PM
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Chewy.
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Fuck their dad's.
Jan 29 2015 2:22PM
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cobra_commander
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They are dead on accurate. Skiing is full on aids gay. Might want to start snowboarding if you ain't into that.
Jan 29 2015 2:23PM
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E__
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Take them to the flattest part of the mountain and flip them off while you ski away.
Jan 29 2015 3:04PM
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seward
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just whip it out.

nothing ends a conversation quicker than a good ol fashioned uncalled for dick sighting.
Jan 29 2015 3:20PM
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Wampire
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kiss them
Jan 29 2015 3:25PM
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Big_Spence
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tell them to watch a gawd damn slopestyle competition.
Jan 29 2015 3:46PM
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Mr.Huck
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Just say "Bro, I'm not the one that spends most of his time on his knees".
Jan 29 2015 3:48PM
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corona
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Start a healthy relationship with one of them then not reciprocate when he says he loves you.
Jan 29 2015 3:49PM
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NEPTR
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wanna know how i know your canadian
Jan 29 2015 6:17PM
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fupaface
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Tell them its only gay if you push back.
Jan 29 2015 6:21PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Just stare at him without flinching for as long as it takes for him to say something. As soon as he opens his mouth and gets half a syllable out scream at the top of your lungs:

"PUT THE FUCKING CHICKEN BACK IN ITS BASKET"

Continue to stare until he walks away.

I promise he'll never talk to you again.
Jan 29 2015 6:23PM
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TOAST.
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Damn, "chirp" is one of the top 5 dumbest slang words I can think of right now
Jan 29 2015 6:25PM
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Shredsterr
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Insert ricin inside their anus'
Jan 29 2015 6:28PM
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caucasian_chad
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ShredsterrInsert ricin inside their anus'


Inside their anus' what?
Jan 29 2015 6:56PM
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Shredsterr
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caucasian_chadInside their anus' what?


It was meant to spell anuses, which I realize now is the correct plural form of the word anus.

Jan 29 2015 7:01PM
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Peter.
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pull down your own pants and then call him 'gay' for looking at your penis
Jan 29 2015 8:15PM
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hippy.
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tell the teacher what they said that'll show em!!!
Jan 29 2015 8:40PM
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hippy.
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hippy.tell the teacher what they said that'll show em!!!

inb4 teacher says "yeah cameron theyre right you fookin nerd skiing is gay"
Jan 29 2015 8:41PM
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Miomo
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hippy.inb4 teacher says "yeah cameron theyre right you fookin nerd skiing is gay"


If a teacher says it, it must be true!
Jan 29 2015 8:45PM
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UrbanYeti
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best comeback to any guy: at least I don't sit down when I pee.
Jan 29 2015 9:04PM
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El_Barto.
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.Hugo.Show him that he is actually the gay one by sucking his dick. That would be so gay of him to get his dick sucked by a dude.


Yea, Hugo sucked my dick once and now im gay
Jan 29 2015 9:56PM
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Chewy.
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El_Barto.Yea, Hugo sucked my dick once and now im gay


I'm also gay for the same reason.

But honestly op. You'll grow up and it won't be an issue. I'm a snowboarder and I love skiing.
Jan 29 2015 10:09PM
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CHORIZO
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When you see them on the mountain double eject and kick them in the chest. Land back in your bindings and ride away
Jan 29 2015 10:25PM
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AfroSkier
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Always can count on new schoolers for helping me get through grade 7, thanks guys!
Jan 29 2015 11:04PM
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AfroSkier
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Always can count on new schoolers for helping me get through grade 7, thanks guys!
Jan 29 2015 11:04PM
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Thegratefulskier
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Tell them dumb bitches to eat a raccoon skiing is way better and will always be
Jan 29 2015 11:23PM
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act.resist
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tell them to grow up
Jan 29 2015 11:29PM
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GayWolf420
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don't give into bullying! it gets better, words hurt and can pack a far greater punch than any physical confrontation can.
Jan 30 2015 1:52PM
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Substitute
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CaptainObvious.Just stare at him without flinching for as long as it takes for him to say something. As soon as he opens his mouth and gets half a syllable out scream at the top of your lungs:

"PUT THE FUCKING CHICKEN BACK IN ITS BASKET"

Continue to stare until he walks away.

I promise he'll never talk to you again.



Fucking gold
Jan 30 2015 2:35PM
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theabortionator
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cameronmunro98I go to a school with kids who all board and constantly tell me "bro start to board skiing is so gay" and I'm looking for my fellow Newschoolers homies to come up with funny ass replies when these kids say that shit...go nuts!


OH GOD NO! SOMEBODY MADE FUN OF SOMETHING I LIKE!!!!!! CALL THE POLICE!!!

Deal with it, make something up, ignore them, tell them snowboarding blows, tell them their a gaper, steal your moms car and crash it into a liquor store or any other good options.
Jan 30 2015 10:38PM
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lurking
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CaptainObvious.Just stare at him without flinching for as long as it takes for him to say something. As soon as he opens his mouth and gets half a syllable out scream at the top of your lungs:

"PUT THE FUCKING CHICKEN BACK IN ITS BASKET"

Continue to stare until he walks away.

I promise he'll never talk to you again.


I must do this to someone.
Jan 30 2015 10:44PM
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AfroSkier
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theabortionatorOH GOD NO! SOMEBODY MADE FUN OF SOMETHING I LIKE!!!!!! CALL THE POLICE!!!

Deal with it, make something up, ignore them, tell them snowboarding blows, tell them their a gaper, steal your moms car and crash it into a liquor store or any other good options.


I know dude I was just looking to make a funny thread..
Jan 31 2015 10:50PM
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dingus
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Steve Stepp made an inspirational video about the discrimination that skiers deal with. Seek help from that video.
Jan 31 2015 10:54PM
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AfroSkier
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TOAST.Damn, "chirp" is one of the top 5 dumbest slang words I can think of right now


its a Canadian thing sorry dude
Jan 31 2015 10:56PM
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theabortionator
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cameronmunro98I know dude I was just looking to make a funny thread..


Idk, I smell some hurt feelings.
Jan 31 2015 11:01PM
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AfroSkier
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theabortionatorIdk, I smell some hurt feelings.


Pretty hurt, now I'm gonna fail grade 7
Jan 31 2015 11:03PM
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AfroSkier
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theabortionatorIdk, I smell some hurt feelings.


Pretty hurt, now I'm gonna fail grade 7
Jan 31 2015 11:03PM
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numnuts
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cameronmunro98Pretty hurt, now I'm gonna fail grade 7


cameronmunro98Pretty hurt, now I'm gonna fail grade 7


now you're really gonna fail. Beware of spooky double post.
Feb 1 2015 12:15AM
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E__
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cameronmunro98its a Canadian thing sorry dude


Nah, the southernerns started that shit too don't put that on us.
Feb 1 2015 11:01PM
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fresh_prince
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kill their pets
Feb 2 2015 5:04PM
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CHORIZO
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dingusSteve Stepp made an inspirational video about the discrimination that skiers deal with. Seek help from that video.


Link?
Feb 2 2015 8:50PM
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Casey
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If it was easy, it'd be called snowboarding.

What's the difference between a first day snowboarder and a snowboard instructor?

About three days.
Feb 2 2015 8:57PM
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dingus
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ANUSTARTLink?



Here ya go boy
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/664151/They-See-Me-Trolling--Season-2--Episode-1
Feb 2 2015 9:00PM
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