Girlfriend cheating on me.

Just fuck with her and pull a bunch of pranks on her house. But subtle ones, like switching the salt and sugar and putting Saran wrap under the toilet seat and/or gorilla gluing her toilet seat to the lid. Then throw her mattress in a swimming pool... That'll show her

I just PM'd bfish about the matter and he suggested that "Pee in her butt then dump her."

AnGaperI just PM'd bfish about the matter and he suggested that "Pee in her butt then dump her."

Your 91 posts doesn't qaulify you for Brett jokes. Also, I highly doubt you pmed him. And to finish, you quoted Brett and there wasn't a single typo. So stop lying and trying to be cool.

Buy a blow up doll and realize you never really needed her anyway

If she has a pull down bed or a pull out couch. Poop in it then fold it back up. Then never see her again

Bump. Today I saw her inside my home mountain lodge. We made eye contact, and all she did was ignore me. After I offered to talk to her too.

CHSMESBump. Today I saw her inside my home mountain lodge. We made eye contact, and all she did was ignore me. After I offered to talk to her too.

Cut her brake lines and all of the lights in her house.

CHSMESI'm hurt cause today I found out that my girlfriend has been seeing someone else. I don't know what to do. Help.

Rape him. Problem will be solved you will have gotten your revenge he won't want to fuck her anymore if he knows what he'll have to endure after.

DiabeetoDump her. It's pretty black and white, man.

No one deserves that and she has already proven to you that she's not the one. Break it off, get even, do whatever... but if you go back to her and she hurts you again, it's completely your fault.

OP might be nailing something way out of his league. If thats the case he should not dump her but just try and play the field. Hit something ASAP dude while your stock is still high and you have a hot GF and you aren't some loser feeling sorry for himself for being cheated on. You aren't on a good path crying about it on here seriously go out and fuck something else even if its not a dime.


Ive met a dude who threw away a rich ski bunny wife because she fooled around with an old boyfriend and was the only person in 20 or 30 years other than him she fucked. Weirdo... humans aren't meant to be that monogamous.


Don't go all guilt tripping some poor girl for wanting to hook up with someone other than you she isn't your slave btw self pity is never the answer do something or someone to make yourself feel better.

I cheated on my diet once.

Oh wait...

Slap da hoe

Stay positive and optimistic. Biggest turn off for women seems to be men who are miserable and hate their life. Biggest turn ons are men who are happy and content (=rich), and also currently in a relationship that they can steal him out of. Probably best to cut ties and just move on and ignore the shit out of her and get rid of everything that would remind you of it, and if that's too impossible just use her to help you pick up other girls.
Chances are you will be happy that this happening in the long run. Getting cheated on sucks for sure, but you'll probably meet somebody later on and be like "holy shit, this girl is so much radder, prettier, smarter, richer, has firmer tits...how the fuck did I think my life was over when girl_x cheated on me"