Whats red and white?
A dead baby...
Whats red and white and green?
The same baby a week later...
Whats more disgusting than a pile of dead babies?
The one on the bottom trying to eat its way out.
Whats the difference between a truck filled with babies and a truck filled with bowling balls?
You can't use a pitchfork to unload the bowling balls.
I have more, but I'm lazy.., these jokes are tiring quickly.
On the other hand, heres a joke about Darryl Hunt...
Darryl Hunt and a little boy are walking into the woods at night. The little boy looks up at Darryl and says, 'Mr. Hunt, I'm scared.' Darryl responds.. 'You're scared? I gotta walk outta here alone'
'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' -
Andrew 'Dice' Clay