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Hello common folk, my name is Eugene I have come to this meeting place you folk dub thee "Newschoolers". My original interests were to find a new Minecraft forum after being banned from my last meeting place for posting my favorite art (hentai). Yes, I do sexually identify as deerkin but I assure you I am a fully capable 42 year old deer in a humans body. I have an extensive collection of fantasy swords and PVC My Little Pony figures that I would gladly share with another deerkin should we choose to spend our lives together. If any deerkin are on this place you call "Newschoolers" please PM me and I can show you my collection. Atheists only, I don't dabble with plebeian Creationists. Also, if there are any Minecraft enthusiast on here, PM me if you'd be interested in building a 1:1 model of Rainbow Dash.
SupremeDeityHello common folk, my name is Eugene I have come to this meeting place you folk dub thee "Newschoolers". My original interests were to find a new Minecraft forum after being banned from my last meeting place for posting my favorite art (hentai). Yes, I do sexually identify as deerkin but I assure you I am a fully capable 42 year old deer in a humans body. I have an extensive collection of fantasy swords and PVC My Little Pony figures that I would gladly share with another deerkin should we choose to spend our lives together. If any deerkin are on this place you call "Newschoolers" please PM me and I can show you my collection. Atheists only, I don't dabble with plebeian Creationists. Also, if there are any Minecraft enthusiast on here, PM me if you'd be interested in building a 1:1 model of Rainbow Dash.
SupremeDeityHello common folk, my name is Eugene I have come to this meeting place you folk dub thee "Newschoolers". My original interests were to find a new Minecraft forum after being banned from my last meeting place for posting my favorite art (hentai). Yes, I do sexually identify as deerkin but I assure you I am a fully capable 42 year old deer in a humans body. I have an extensive collection of fantasy swords and PVC My Little Pony figures that I would gladly share with another deerkin should we choose to spend our lives together. If any deerkin are on this place you call "Newschoolers" please PM me and I can show you my collection. Atheists only, I don't dabble with plebeian Creationists. Also, if there are any Minecraft enthusiast on here, PM me if you'd be interested in building a 1:1 model of Rainbow Dash.
Thank you for completely jacking my joke and replacing fake runescape with hentai. You posted it in the wrong thread idiot.
If this said girl that I would be meeting on ns is between the ages of 17 and 19 and would occasionally cook me food when my mom is too busy to do so, then I would definitely let this happen. Oh and it would also be much appreciated if this said girl wasn't crazy.
KayngBayngThank you for completely jacking my joke and replacing fake runescape with hentai. You posted it in the wrong thread idiot.
Your joke? Hahahahaha if you think you made up those kinds of posts you're sorely mistaken and probably really stupid and serve no value as anything but a doorstop. I don't care what you said in some other thread idiot.
Also this was the right thread, my comrade Eugene was looking for fellow deerkin who play Minecraft.
SupremeDeityYour joke? Hahahahaha if you think you made up those kinds of posts you're sorely mistaken and probably really stupid and serve no value as anything but a doorstop. I don't care what you said in some other thread idiot.
Also this was the right thread, my comrade Eugene was looking for fellow deerkin who play Minecraft.
good job you made reference to your shitty joke no one read lol.
My idea of an ideal date is picking you up in my 1992 Volvo 240 Wagon, and when you get in you will realize there are candles romantically lighting the rear, to which you exclaim "why do you have all of those candles?". I respond with "Idk" and we continue on our way to the best date of your life. We go to some local five star restaurant and I let you order anything off the menu. We have a great time and share in many laughs. Once the flirting is done over dinner, we go outside to see that my Volvo is on fire. You exclaim "WTF did you mean to do that??", to which I reply "yes". I immediately whip out a bag of marshmallows, graham crackers, chocolate and sticks so that we may enjoy s'mores.
My idea of an ideal date is picking you up in my 1992 Volvo 240 Wagon, and when you get in you will realize there are candles romantically lighting the rear, to which you exclaim "why do you have all of those candles?". I respond with "Idk" and we continue on our way to the best date of your life. We go to some local five star restaurant and I let you order anything off the menu. We have a great time and share in many laughs. Once the flirting is done over dinner, we go outside to see that my Volvo is on fire. You exclaim "WTF did you mean to do that??", to which I reply "yes". I immediately whip out a bag of marshmallows, graham crackers, chocolate and sticks so that we may enjoy s'mores.
My idea of an ideal date is picking you up in my 1992 Volvo 240 Wagon, and when you get in you will realize there are candles romantically lighting the rear, to which you exclaim "why do you have all of those candles?". I respond with "Idk" and we continue on our way to the best date of your life. We go to some local five star restaurant and I let you order anything off the menu. We have a great time and share in many laughs. Once the flirting is done over dinner, we go outside to see that my Volvo is on fire. You exclaim "WTF did you mean to do that??", to which I reply "yes". I immediately whip out a bag of marshmallows, graham crackers, chocolate and sticks so that we may enjoy s'mores.
